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 No.4532[Reply]

There are a selection of plants outside my local store that are priced at $14.88 and it's been like that for like 3 fucking weeks now.
Is this a sign? Should I buy one?
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 No.4535

one? nigger you should get all of them

 No.4536

You should ask if it would be possible to plant 6 million of those plants in just 5 years

 No.4538

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>>4534
Like this kind of, but they're the long stem ones with small leaves running across along them.

 No.4540

>>4538
sisa

 No.4542

>>4532
probably glowies waiting for someone to make a joke about a price inside their store so they can grab em



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 No.4520[Reply]

i fucking hate swedishwin.com

 No.4522

What's the point of that site after doxxing and /raid/ got unbanned a few days later? On the other hand I think soygem can be a pretty alright alternative to the sharty when it's down or Froot is shitting the place up but at the moment it's pretty unneeded

 No.4523

cobson.party, twinkjak.party and gyatt.party mog

 No.4531

>mameson
>hating swinny
yup, issa gem



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 No.4528[Reply]

oy


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 No.4525[Reply]

marge

 No.4526

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 No.4527

creu



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 No.4493[Reply]

a NIGGER
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 No.4510

my waifu is fucking nigger

 No.4511

>>4493
nigger even doe green eyes but that doesn't matter because I'm going to T50 her

 No.4512

0% nigger genes thoughbeit

 No.4514

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Fr

 No.4524

>>4512
(((massa))) confirmed xhe was 25% pajeet and something else or something like that yeah.. i still love maya the disgusting NIGGER



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 No.4464[Reply]

can some artGOD draw negev doing a moneyspread, i think it would be kinda gemmy
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 No.4486

>>4485
zvvt kill these degenerate sodomite goyim

 No.4487

>>4486
>sodomite
she's a girl you dumbass
also built for big hamas cock

 No.4488

>>4486
>sodomite
Sisa though

 No.4489

>>4487
sodomy includes all types of sexual intercourse that isn't between a man and a woman to make babies THOUGH

 No.4519

>>4487
>also built for big crusader cock
FTFY



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 No.4331[Reply]

A Better call Saul X ongezellig cross over would be super zemmy
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 No.4340

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>>4339
sorry i didnt mean it i love you

 No.4341

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 No.4359

>>4338
tsmt
>protagonists are all White men who wear suits
>bad guys are all brown
>constant references to White culture (no wigger shit or niggerbabble)

 No.4360

>>4359
i mean nacho was arguably one of the protagonists

 No.4518

>>4360
Only because his dad was a proud American
He still got killed for hanging with and defending his fellow spics



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 No.4515[Reply]

 No.4516

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>>4515
>They are OBSESSED with us.

 No.4517

>>4516
the wiki is doodoo anyways, does anyone use it? It's just an inferior, unfunny version of the soywiki
>bu we'll add more
More what? The show's canceled and the community is tiny, there will never be enough to justify creation of a zellig wiki nor will it ever be entertaining to read. In all honesty, a bit of the magic of this niche altchan is taken away once you record and categorize everything



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 No.4513[Reply]

i'm out for blood


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 No.4496[Reply]

'zellingtrannies… bow down to ME

 No.4507

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>'zelling



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 No.4497[Reply]

I HATE ZELLINININIGGERS

 No.4506

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>I HATE ZELLINININIGGERS



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 No.4494[Reply]

>zelling.. le bad or something!
zooty zoot why can they not type zellig correctly

 No.4495

>>4494
Because they're fresh off of twitter/discord/reddit and are trying to fit in by hating on something they don't know anything about



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 No.4498[Reply]

MAYA IS BLACK


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 No.4476[Reply]

rape

 No.4477

No arrow

 No.4478

they really do look like this

 No.4479

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soyboys get raped

 No.4480

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Consensual impregnation



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 No.4383[Reply]

i wanna shoot people in real life
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 No.4388

>>4385
Haha, this community will fucking burn if the news companies don't like it.

 No.4389

>>4388
If that happened we should lock the place until it’s died down so that we won’t be overrun by normalGODs and libtards

 No.4409

>>4389
Yeah but you still wouldn't be able to get rid of em completely, plus we would have anti zelligs, and the community wouldn't come back together completely and blah blah it'd be a mess. Let's try to stay low profile, at least for now..

 No.4411

>>4409
Maybe then do it if the zarty is about to die? It would be awesome to go down with a bomb like this

 No.4423

>>4411
trvth… omg..



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 No.4392[Reply]

Shieeeeeeeeeeeet can't a zaryan post at least a single BASED Basil on the sharty?
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 No.4407

>>4406
they're 2 years away from legally being adults, absolutely not

 No.4408

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 No.4410

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 No.4418

Everyone itt should be water boarded with acid

 No.4422

>>4418
tsmt



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 No.4349[Reply]

you're all NPC's to me
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 No.4357

>>4349
>you're all NPC's to me
Philosophical zombies, and you cannot prove that's not the case.

 No.4412

>>4357
Or even worse, an L-zombie.

 No.4413

>>4412
marge

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 No.4415

>>4414
>Link to LW
We are truly the most autistic part of the soysphere



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 No.4366[Reply]

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 No.4371

>>4370
successful animators usually make more than 20 minutes worth of animation over a span of 5 years though

 No.4372

>>4370
He had a chance by ponder to extreme autism patients and schizophrenics but he unfortunately grew to hate the growing non dutch audience and subsequently got cancer of out spite

 No.4373

>>4372
out of spitecord woke up

 No.4379

>>4370
ongezellig was a passion project rather than money making slop

 No.4382

>>4379
even doe Massa abandoned it because he didn't get a phone call from Disney to serialize his cartoon



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 No.4377[Reply]

Discuss 'blox games or something

 No.4378


 No.4380

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>>4378
BLEED

 No.4381

>>4380
you just put that there. if it was there i didnt notice it



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 No.4095[Reply]

we need drawgods to make a version of this where Trump is Mymy telling Maya that "x is down the hall and to the left" or something.

 No.4096

For what

 No.4353

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Okay, so, be it, I will take pity on you

>Maya: h-hey, Mymy, can you say where is…

<Mymy: Goon cave? Oh, yeah, it's down the hall and to the left…

 No.4354

>>4353
Op here
Thank you, I am going to use this as a reaction image from now on.

 No.4358

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 No.4376

>>4353
mymy would never say that



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 No.4244[Reply]

>AI zellig thread is unslideable
we won

 No.4247

its one of the only still gemmy threads on /qa/, back when it was still somewhat good (even if it was a bit dead during Doll era).

 No.4374

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>the official /qa/ banner
we fucking WINNN

 No.4375

>>4374
'zellig wins arriving on schedule



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 No.4361[Reply]

im aware the subject of porn isnt appreciated here but does anyone else think about how beneficial to society AI porn might be? its gunna take so much money away from human traffickers and abusive porn companies

 No.4362

wait i didn't think about this… but porn as a whole is made by da joos, which is bad or something

 No.4363

What about creating revenge porn? Also AI 'zellig images have been giving good results from some people (not talkin bout porn) I hope dumbasses like me can be spoonfed on how to use it easily soon

 No.4364

>>4361
I don't think replacing real porn with machine made porn is a "benefit to society", it's slightly not worse. Besides, if it ever comes to threaten the porn industry, they'll do everything to destroy AI porn. It is an established business with loads of capital in it, compared to a funky machine that replicates images.

 No.4365

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It will reduce the value of porn as a compromising material to zero, which can have interesting geopolitical consequences.



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 No.4342[Reply]

fnf pedos… fnf pedos everywhere


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 No.4323[Reply]

are tulpas real?
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 No.4329

>>4323
Yes. They are good and can help your touch starvation. The more you love your tulpa the easier it is.

 No.4330

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>>4323
>The first book to explore the history and influence of egregores, powerful autonomous psychic entities created by a collective group mind

>Examines the history of egregores from ancient times to present day, including their role in Western Mystery traditions and popular culture and media


>Reveals documented examples of egregores from ancient Greece and Rome, Tibetan Buddhism, Islam, modern esoteric orders, the writings of H. P. Lovecraft and Kenneth Grant, and the followers of Julius Evola and Aleister Crowley


>Provides instructions on how to identify egregores, free yourself from parasitic and destructive entities, and destroy an egregore, should the need arise


>One of most important but little known concepts of Western occultism is that of the egregore, an autonomous psychic entity created by a collective group mind. An egregore is sustained by belief, ritual, and sacrifice and relies upon the devotion of a group of people, from a small coven to an entire nation, for its existence. An egregore that receives enough sustenance can take on a life of its own, becoming an independent deity with powers its believers can use to further their own spiritual advancement and material desires.


>Presenting the first book devoted to the study of egregores, Mark Stavish examines the history of egregores from ancient times to present day, with detailed and documented examples, and explores how they are created, sustained, directed, and destroyed. He explains how egregores were well known in the classical period of ancient Greece and Rome, when they were consciously called into being to watch over city states. He explores the egregore concept as it was understood in various Western Mystery traditions, including the Corpus Hermeticum, and offers further examples from Tibetan Buddhism, Islam, modern esoteric orders such as the Order of the Golden Dawn and Rosicrucianism, the writings of H. P. Lovecraft and Kenneth Grant, and the followers of Julius Evola and Aleister Crowley. The author discusses how, even as the fundamental principles of the egregore were forgotten, egregores continue to be formed, sometimes by accident.


>Sta
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 No.4334

>>4328
demons are evil and slef induced schizophrenia is bad

 No.4335

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>What if you created a Mymy tulpa? Haha! You wouldn't be so lonely anymore!

 No.4337

>>4330
so, real?



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 No.4325[Reply]

i'd rather die alone than live life with your love

 No.4326

same

 No.4327

ongezellig if it was good:



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 No.4237[Reply]

Hello People,

my name is Nicholas and I am from Germany. I would like to ask you why do you like this cartoon so much?
And also all the little inside jokes you have, why and how? It took me a decent amount of time to navigate this site to type this to you, I mean no disrespect with this message, I'm curious and would like to hear what you have to say.

Thank you for reading and have a nice weekend,
Nicholas
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 No.4293

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>>4285
im the guy that had the picture!
ur posts really make me smile, glad to see you here

 No.4294

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 No.4318

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>>4293
❤️ Hoi, hoe gaat het met je,

You crack me up and make me smile, keep up whatever you are doing.
You alongside the majority of the website's community is friendly, accepting and generally kind hearted.
I enjoy looking at the posts very much, I think they are funny. (some aren't that great but oh well)

Sunday Night I learned more lingo and left a few comments, after that I watched the english dub of the 'zellig and it brought back memories of my school years.
I think we can all relate to maya, a nice user has said that already, I was like her too before coco-maxxing. If you think you are a failure, think again. See how far you have come in life because often you are your own worst critic.

It's completely normal for people to feel sad at times, it would be weird if you didn't. Just like the ying and yang, without bad there isn't a good. And if you need help, don't be afraid to ask for some, in today's society it has fortunately been normalized.

Nikita Tarkov is a mean, mean man. What has he even gained from this, he lost so much reputation, betrayed the ones who supported him for so very long, to cave in at the end and release his little pve mode for the EOD users… I used to think he was cool.

'Zellig might be over for now, but the west has not fallen. It is a beautiful little short film, a masterpiece even. In the two dozen minutes of animation it has formed a very passionate community.
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 No.4319

All the lingo and history can be found on soyjak.wiki and this site's own wiki. Just so you know.

 No.4322

>>4318
bro real shit stinky pointy nosed jew nikita tells people to buy his 250€ retarded ass edition and people who don't aren't "true believers" fuck off with that cult shit



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 No.4188[Reply]

>Hello all my Ongezelligs! I'm an Ongezellig just like you guys! Now, where can I find some of that "Gem"? If you know what I mean! Haha!

 No.4306

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>Good thinking my zegro, I'd be interested to see what kind of gem-eralds the art GODS up their sleeves!

 No.4307

>>4306
geg i was thinking that

 No.4308

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 No.4309

>>4308
are you nicholas? did you figure out that the email feature wasn’t mandatory?

 No.4310

>>4309
who is nicholas



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 No.4297[Reply]

Do they experience burnout? Do they start dreaming about Mymy after a while?

 No.4300

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>Do they experience burnout? Do they start dreaming about Mymy after a while?

 No.4304

Marge

 No.4305

>>4304
glowie on soyzellig



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 No.4284[Reply]

.


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 No.4277[Reply]

I have no creativity. I have never had an original idea, I have never produced anything original, not even the times when I sat down and tried. How do I deal with this? Am I a real life NPC?

 No.4278

That’s likely because you haven’t expanded your media consumption. There’s no such thing as a purely original idea, your brain can only combine previous ideas to make something new.

 No.4279

Frogfag falseflag (it's true bcause it rhymes)



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