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 No.4998[Reply]

do you guys shower? if you do how often? if you don't go kys nigger
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 No.5007

>>5005
Uh oh that guy pulled up again

 No.5008

>>5005
these temptations must stop

 No.5009

>>5005
Somebody needs to put you out of your misery pronto

 No.5012

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>showering

 No.5028

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 No.5026[Reply]

Uh oh is xe a troony?

 No.5027

everyone already knew this. outsiders are all faggots



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 No.5019[Reply]

What's the longest time you took making a shitpost? I'd probably say a month or something

 No.5020

'bout a week

 No.5021

I usually procastinate a lot while making them, but I think no longer than 3 days

 No.5022

5 hours starIght irl so i can timestamp it on the sharty
but the longest one i did on my phone took like 3 weeks

 No.5023

geg

 No.5025

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>>5019
I have never made a shitpost or high quality OC I’m only here to find some gemmy bait strategies



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 No.3039[Reply]

Wait, why does Maya’s bed creek at night? I didn’t understand this joke out of all the times I watched ‘zellig.
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 No.3045

5 little mayas jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped her head. Took her to the Coco and Coco said: No more Mayas jumping on the bed!

 No.3046

>>3040 why not

 No.5014

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>>3039
this joke has been bothering for months, it left me with quite a few questions. why would masturbation, especially from a girl, cause so much audible creaking that people in adjacent rooms can hear it? does she finger herself so furiously that it rocks her? is it her legs excessively trembling and convulsing from the pleasure? is it a result of her thrusting her hips in an attempt to amplify the sensation? all of these inquiries stem from the assumption that Massa even intended this to be a joke about masturbation, and if it that wasn’t his intent, then what was he was trying to imply?
maybe it’s best to stop thinking about a it. it’s just a joke and Massa probably didn’t put that much thought into it.

 No.5015

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>>5014
My theory is that because she does nothing all day it takes her forever to fall asleep so she rolls around in bed for a long time

 No.5018

>>5015
it might’ve been a red herring joke that was never fully realized, sort of like the death of Coco’s parents. we’d assume she’s doing something naughty when she’s actually doing something more innocent.



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 No.4896[Reply]

>Also, I don't know how hard I'm going to enforce these, but if you make a fuss about it and say "seething coping coaljak can't handle the 'eens of 'lig baking epic muffinzords of doom with a waffle Llama [slur] [slur] [slur]", then you're BLOCKED from the channel, you're BLOCKED from the subreddit (i wish), you're BLOCKED from the news article… it's that simple, really
<reddit space
<youtube space
>So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc."
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 No.4940

>>4910
trvke albeit
xhey need to lurk moar or however the oldfag is larped

 No.4941

>>4937
Roos_Troon trying xher hardest to not say anything controversial is probably the best thing out of that post

 No.4947

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>niggerdrama

 No.4948

>>4896
yuo has nothing to do with to do with soyjaks or the sharty or soyzellig? maybe it does but i see no relation

 No.5010

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 No.4986[Reply]

Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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 No.4993

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>>4992
Dis nigga forgot to leave xis sage, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
pic attached incase you delete it

 No.4994

>>4991
>>4990
You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

 No.4995

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>>>27518
>>>27515
>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

 No.4996

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>Both the Zarty and Sharty are brimstone. Sage.

 No.4997

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Incomprehensible nigger-babble gemerald



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 No.4983[Reply]

Do you hide threads on this site?

 No.4984

only yours

 No.4985

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wtf thats mean



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 No.4976[Reply]

Sharty down?
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 No.4978

>>4977
Won't let me post, and the home isn't showing new replies. Internet works fine otherwise I wouldn't be able to post here

 No.4979

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It's up again, seems like nudev datamined a bit too hard

 No.4980

>>4978
Oh yea the home breaks often, does it show a message when you try to post?

 No.4981

It works, but weirdly. Normally after posting an updated page should be returned, but now I get the old version and have to refresh myself.

 No.4982

>>4980
>>4980
Others had the same problem and message of "Server took too long o algo suck nudev's cock to post". But it seems like it fixed itself

>Automated post x2



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 No.4926[Reply]

Gemerald but soylita therefore coal
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 No.4969

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I know the dude who made this but he said he didn’t post the thread.,. Who did ?? He has a hairy ass but why?

 No.4970

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Maya is mid

 No.4971

>>4970
I hope we find that guy at some point.

 No.4973

>>4970
Jewish lies as usual

 No.4975

o algo asi



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 No.4960[Reply]

i eat more chicken than any man ever seen yeah yeah

 No.4962

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>even me?

 No.4963

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>>4962
took me a while to understand
funny post



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 No.4952[Reply]

>Fuck this shit website

 No.4955

>heh, this will reduce the carbon footprint



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 No.4949[Reply]

>Your IP address is blocked from posting on this website. (on sharty)
There's no ban screen or anything, I get that when I try to post, is my country rangebanned or something?

 No.4951

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Tell me where you live, friend

 No.4954

Mossa blocked your IP happened to me as well



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 No.4953[Reply]

SagonnDann77 please post your yt pfp in replies, it is so zemmy!


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 No.4942[Reply]

>dont do it

 No.4943

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>i see you there with that big cup of water, you better not do it

 No.4944

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 No.4945

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>

 No.4946

Soytan is deliberately drawn as unappealing as possible. She's disgusting.



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 No.4938[Reply]

i look like this

 No.4939




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 No.4909[Reply]

I feel like we've struck a much needed balance in our home at sharty's /qa/

>More effortposts

>Frogs are actually starting to be friendly
>0 negrobvmps (thanks molcuck)
>/qa/ isn't a constant warzone

It feels generally more comfy, what's your thoughts on this
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 No.4912

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I like it, there are actual posts for once.

 No.4913

>>4909
Unironically saved /qa/

 No.4914

>>4913
Tsmt, even doe there are some strugglers left (barinigger, homestarfag and at least another samefag that is obsessed with replying to every zellig thread) and the Mendozans, which read like some bad larp already. Overall it's way better

 No.4915

i like the improved pph
but i still hate the culture where people will completely ignore the contents of your post and will just comment about the image you put
>kys zelligger!!!!!!!!!

 No.4916

>>4915
obsessed faggots will obsess, not like they had anything of value to add anyway



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 No.4862[Reply]

Thoughts?

Personally I am not a fan, actually I really fucking hate what they've done.
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 No.4879

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>>4878
>Actual redditors on the sharty

Nusoicacas WHAT IS THIS

 No.4880

>>4878
One of the best threads on /soy/ simply because of how absurdly funny it is.
If this is the new soyteen then the sharty is dead

 No.4881

>>4880
They aren't soyteens almost by definition. The purpose of soyjaks is to make fun of people one doesn't like. If new "soyteens" must be isolated from things that make their clitties leak by rules, then they lost their abilities to mock people. Sharty lost its purpose then and can now be closed.

 No.4882

>>4877
HOLY trvthnvke I miss old /pol/ so much in unreal it's literally the first board I posted

 No.4883

>>4874
at approximately 10 am utc some nigger (probably from the affy) started spamming ‘p (actual ‘p no embeds or anything like that) on /soy/ and then later /pol/ it stayed up for like 45 minutes until janny returned from gooning to soyTRAN and permad but then they came back like an hour ago but janny quickly nuked



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 No.4866[Reply]

>NEW QUINTS SNIPED ON /POL/

 No.4867

GEM

 No.4868

WIN

 No.4869

xoxols… I KNEEEEEL

 No.4870

This is why its PHD, thank you xxl



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 No.4693[Reply]

Guys i took a hate values test and uhh what does this mean?
https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/
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 No.4757

>>4755
according to the Talmud, femboys aren't kosher, but girls under three are. (not making this up, read Ketubot 11b:6) your goyim brain just cannot comprehend the wisdom of the Talmud.

 No.4758

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>according to the Talmud, femboys aren't kosher, but girls under three are. (not making this up, read Ketubot 11b:6) your goyim brain just cannot comprehend the wisdom of the Talmud.

 No.4759

>>4757
the talmud also claims that there are 6 genders you bigoted chudcel (also talmud more like talmid)

 No.4853

>>4759
The talud is a compilation of discussion between different rabbis and jewish teachers, it helps define jewish laws and tradition, but its not a book to be worshiped or is mandatory to 100% take seriously or follow to be a jew

this is why all "But the talmud said!!" arguements are stupid, most jews dont read it, they read the torah

 No.4865

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>>4853
>But mozt jooz..
Yeah, Most Jews (I mean all), that aren't even descendants of Israel kek.



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 No.4842[Reply]

Why (((they))) are so obsessed on our site? I really can't understand why Mossad spends so much efforts to denigrate Coco…
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 No.4851

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>>4849
notice how there’s three black men

 No.4852

>>4851
i was today years old when i learned maya was built for BBC

 No.4854

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>>4851
not the first time maya streamed…

 No.4855

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 No.4864

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>>4848
>Just scientific hypothesis, not overmore. Don't you trust our science, chud?



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 No.4839[Reply]

God damn these niggers are obsessed

 No.4840

geg

 No.4841

that lasted for 14 hours btw. MANUAL.

 No.4844

geg



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 No.4390[Reply]

>What do we do about this zelligxisters?
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 No.4459

>>4458
did you mark it nsfw?

 No.4460

>>4459
yeah i think so nigga

 No.4461

>>4458
ALL JANNIES
ARE TRANNIES

 No.4462

>>4458
can you send that edit here i need it

 No.4838




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 No.4831[Reply]

>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?

 No.4832

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 No.4833

they buy views. they make a deal with youtube and the jews push it. the goal is brainwashing the youth. ever wondered how digital circus got like 30million views the first day it came out? it wasn't organic. the jews at youtube force it to young viewers so little impressionable boys will watch it and self insert as the awkward clown girl and become insecure sissies and troon out in the future

 No.4834

>>4833
Felt for the bait award

 No.4835

The demoralization 'cord woke up



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 No.4829[Reply]

I've never seen someone THIS obsessed holy fuck.
Hi btw

 No.4830

hey



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 No.4800[Reply]

Coming Soon
Big Things Coming

 No.4801

Meds

 No.4802

Marge will this be a nothingwaffel or somethingkruidnoten

 No.4803

coco caughts maya gooning to 'p of '45

 No.4804

Oh my… a full 5 nights at Mymys place… imagine that…

 No.4827

Bumo



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 No.4813[Reply]

>you are a pedophile and you supported "map rights" on /int/ in february before shilling afterparty on the sharty and leaking your own ip to someone you thought was a mod on /q/
>fuck off before we dox you, we already know your name is eduard boscut, that you live in covanas romania and that you endorsed pedophilia. if you keep on spamming your shit everywhere, you will probably be doxed
>SO LEAVE THE FUCKING SOYSPHERE NOW!
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 No.4815

Holy Fucking Margestone

 No.4816

the state of the sharty is so bad you can't reliably tell if it's being raided right now or not

 No.4817

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>hes an autistic retard who can't read the room if his life depended on it, hence why he keeps embarrassing himself every step of the way
>he's obsessed with some even bigger autist drama and nobody likes him for bringing it here
>pic related, his room

 No.4818

>>4813
Marge

 No.4826

>>4818
shemmycuck cordpedo drama



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 No.4823[Reply]

its just like /qa/!

 No.4824

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>crick crick

 No.4825

>>4823
/qa/ got gekoloniseerd



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 No.4808[Reply]

i just found this sharty splinter, i like it

 No.4809

is that like the 4chan oldfag anime or something

 No.4810

Thanks but don't post tranime. Tranime will always be coal

 No.4820

>>4810
trvke even doe dutch tranime website or some such thing…

 No.4821

>>4810
my bad



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 No.4551[Reply]

all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
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 No.4560

>>4559
based genius vvin

 No.4701

That's because you have one thought per day, you're that retarded

 No.4702

Literally me

 No.4811

>>4701
bro feralteen why do u hate me

 No.4819

>>4701
verbal murder



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 No.4805[Reply]

WTF happened to the sharty?
why is there some generic login screen?

WTF did you do to da sharty?

 No.4806

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>>4805
why does sharty have random eurotard language for login screen?

 No.4807

thats the only reson i went to visit the zellig pedo site

 No.4812

sometimes indonesian pirates hack the website and they replace it with a login screen, thats why



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