[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]

/qa/ - Question & Answer

General topics
Options
Subject
Comment
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

ZWABAG

File: 1760799447332.mp4 (7.46 MB, 1280x556, 140578 - SoyBooru.mp4)

 No.20526[Reply]

>You are all shit
<We are all shit
>Shit must speak louder
<We are shit
>This is not a resort, rifle in my back, this is army, dynamite in my ass
>Army! Even out of fags like us makes real men, fuse in my anus. DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>What did you think? You thought this will be like kindergarten, fighter in my hangar. I personally will be beating the shit out of your heads, cruiser in my bay
>You are here to defend the motherland and not to uhh kick dicks
>All understood, girls? All nuclear potential to my where?
<In your butt
>TELL THIS TO MY EAR WHERE THIS POTENTIAL GOES
<Your butt
>100 labours without a line
<For what?
>*spit*
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.20527

Russians can't live without thinking about gay homo bdsm sex and coprophilia

 No.20528

>red army
of course! it fits

 No.20531

>>20527
that's aryan

 No.20533

mediators won

 No.20634

YUO VVILL GET RAPED IN ZE ASSHOLE BY FROOT UND YUO VVILL LIKE IT DOE



File: 1761019310477.png (2.69 MB, 1580x1080, 3d-ongezellig-v0-wr1zpjdm6….png)

 No.20572[Reply]

why don't we bully gothfags, leftoids, and 'tokfags more? they hate us more than anything DOE
3 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20577

>>20576
he was talking about Maya's alt, Ayam

 No.20578

File: 1761032531449.jpeg (5.05 KB, 200x200, PEEB.jpeg)

>>20576
I have many way of responding to that question,but I like thinking about alt Mayas

 No.20579

>>20572
They have a safety net of simps and feministcucks so it won't be easy, but yeah I really want zoomerGODS amd alphaGODS to start realizing how corny ahh these foids are

 No.20580

File: 1761038741267.png (93.9 KB, 498x352, truthnuke.png)


 No.20581

>>20579
tsmt blackpill alphaGODS now



File: 1755219678822.png (211.06 KB, 1018x1017, 1752960331761.png)

 No.18152[Reply]

Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
2 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.18165

>>18164
no maya therefore i won't do this

 No.18193

>>18164
what is this a parody of?

 No.18199

>>18193
its a parody of "hey there Delilah" by the Plain White Ts

 No.18202

>>18199
not sure if the lyrics flow well with the song

 No.20574

up



File: 1760902980020.mp4 (16.22 MB, 1920x1080, Askbrabant.mp4)

 No.20546[Reply]

Zaryans, recognize this song and my sovl will be yours
2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20561

File: 1760949662094.png (50.8 KB, 1034x548, Untitled75_20251020175305.png)

i tried putting it in an ai song detector no results on that either i sharpened the logo (couldn't find anything reverse image searching it either) but i hope it helps u find it

 No.20566

>>20561
It's from a goytuber named Ptolemy but I can't find the song he uses, might also be a custom song for all I know, too bad because it's so gemmy

 No.20567

>>20566
ask that nigga nusoi

 No.20570

File: 1761008854278.jpeg (159.26 KB, 1500x1500, 1740225994818-2.jpeg)


 No.20571

>>20570
I knew I heard it before…



File: 1760958255368.png (36.01 KB, 785x1000, 1760720309681u.png)

 No.20562[Reply]

Is this hell?

 No.20563

>>20562
maybe

 No.20564

No that was /zate/



File: 1760522207699.webp (991.34 KB, 1161x794, artist_aidanisl8 basket b….webp)

 No.20412[Reply]

hey, so to keep it relatively short, i recently just quit college during my second year, and doing so has made me extremely depressed; i'm also unemployed at the moment, which doesn't help, and i'm not entirely sure what to do, as i haven't long just turned eighteen (no ID). any help on what to do in my situation would be greatly appreciated.

tldr; blogposter talks about snca and asks for life advice
20 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20544

Get the ID, find a job, buy some land and eat off of potatos and chill for the rest of your life.

 No.20545

>>20412
Do your parents have any kind of ready to go job or a business or whatever, you could always choose that if the option is available

 No.20552

>goes to college
hey collegecaca , college is like really really fucking GAY

 No.20558

hey collegeARYAN, college is like really really fuggen ARYAN

 No.20560

>>20545
holy nepo



File: 1760916695832.webp (34.53 KB, 1200x675, 1200px-Angryjak.png.webp)

 No.20551[Reply]

>posts raid on 'og
>mfw banned for advertising a 'cord
KEK do jannies really?

 No.20553

>>20551
yippee

 No.20554

File: 1760925450259.png (84.94 KB, 904x930, Mymy drink.png)

nigga 99% of the time "cord raids" are just advertisements, its impossible to know the intentions of the op. and really cord raids do nothing but bring more users to the cord. you are a dumb gorrila nigger

 No.20555

File: 1760925620623.png (43.41 KB, 537x594, Coco-Frog.png)

why raid?

 No.20556

File: 1760926122843.png (84.94 KB, 904x930, Mymy drink.png)

>>20554
Stole my identity but spitting truth

 No.20557

>>20554
On the sharty raiding 'cords like that brought in actual foodniggers that would spam their foodbrap memes, there's a reason why 'cord raiding is basically non-existent today



File: 1760834828651.png (107.95 KB, 544x673, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20535[Reply]

Howdy yall I havent been here in a year but now I'm falling for a half-dutch half turkish orangehead girl from twitter so I have to learn dutch, there was a thread once of someone learning dutch its been a while doe so do yall have any advice on how to learn the languge? I already speak C1 German so its gotta be easier. Is duolingo slop useful?
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20538

>>20536
She has orange hair and blue eyes and freckles and stuff turkish side is immigrants from the balkans i believe

 No.20539

>>20538
Mymy is so kawaii

 No.20540

>>20539
Right? That’s what I’m saying sisa

 No.20543

>>20535
Duolingo only takes you so far, the better site is buusu, try searching for it on /zellig/

 No.20550

>>20538
So she's kind of 2-degree mischling. Well, Hitler wouldn't stop you from bleaching her due to the fact she passes as white.



File: 1760755337549.png (333.02 KB, 1225x805, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20524[Reply]

Apparently there's a guy named Zellig, but he's a kike. How do we account for this loss?

 No.20525

File: 1760763586087.png (2.44 MB, 1958x1773, IMG_0945.png)

Well kikes won so it’s not exactly a loss

 No.20541

>>20525
>fail to achieve your one (1) objective of purging enemy forces from a 25 mile strip of land, be too pussy to send infantry into the tunnels, beg for a ceasefire, release legit terrorists in exchange for the few landwhales you didn't accidentally mow down
>haha but we fired at some food lines, umad

 No.20542

>>20524
Looks like Jews won after all



File: 1760807183283.png (452.21 KB, 600x974, A24 drugs.png)

 No.20529[Reply]

>BROO I LOVE WEED IT MAKES YOU SO CALM LIKE THE SOYJACK MEME

 No.20530

File: 1760808053194.webp (43.52 KB, 1282x1282, Yfke-PEEB.webp)


 No.20532

I love weed because it lets me imagine Maya

 No.20534

File: 1760830949272-0.png (12.42 KB, 640x734, SoyBooru.com - 2072 - hair….png)

File: 1760830949272-1.png (24.17 KB, 1500x1500, SoyBooru.com - 186 - angry….png)

>If smoking weed isn't an addiction then why do you smoke it everyday?
<BRO, WEED HAS LIKE A THOUSAND POSITIVE EFFECTS, LOOK AT THIS LONG ASS CHART THAT AGREES WITH WHAT I AM SAYING, IT'S JUST GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK?



File: 1696032992831.gif (1.85 MB, 298x320, 2b0.gif)

 No.142[Reply]

thread mover test
63 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20498

LaaaaaaLaaaaaaLaaaaaaLaaaaaaLaaaaaa

 No.20499

Hsisks sals ss

 No.20500

Minor sharty GET on dnb splinter

 No.20501

>>20499
O algo

 No.20502

Ya kucch aur



File: 1696024199903.png (Spoiler Image, 26.31 KB, 108x120, 108px-23792_-_SoyBooru.png)

 No.135[Reply]

test

 No.20434

Uuup



File: 1696023391881.png (296.89 KB, 400x533, 1695218399474.png)

 No.134[Reply]

test

 No.6101


 No.13168

test

 No.20433

Bump



File: 1701143371999.png (13.43 KB, 318x485, 2023_11_27_0x0_Kleki.png)

 No.1247[Reply]

can i come around here when im banned from the sharty? surely we can put aside our differences, despite my hate for zellig
37 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20409


 No.20410

>>20409
there was more if you can find xer old account and there used to be weird scares threads on the shemmy at the time. i specifically remember them mentioning they were playing mario kart 7 together late at night just weird creepy grooming vibes

 No.20411

>>20410
Maybe if I ask for help with my iceberg chart on the shiwi I'll ask for details o algo

 No.20416

I wonder what this mentally ill retard is up to…

 No.20424

>>20410
what time frame exactly



File: 1759851205947.png (4.43 MB, 3000x3000, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20011[Reply]

Which energy drink is good for you?For me its redbull (original) and black monster (Other one's tastedlike brimstone from depth of niggerhell)
28 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20354


 No.20355

>>20011
never had an energy drink before but i want to try out a white monster

 No.20356

File: 1760330927170.png (93.9 KB, 498x352, truthnuke.png)


 No.20391

>>20353
are you unironically made out of sunshine, lolipops and rainbows?

 No.20395

File: 1760469054512.png (256.13 KB, 600x600, 6688 - artist_dookie artis….png)

>>20391
I hope so



File: 1760457470278.png (292.39 KB, 1013x914, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20392[Reply]

GET 777777 ON /QA/
FOR ZELLIG

 No.20394

It's around 700 posts away and /qa/ averages 50 posts a hour



File: 1758925014829.png (34.61 KB, 1080x1072, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.19771[Reply]

Who is Nophono?

Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?

According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
11 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20359

>The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono
>
>Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).
>
>Who He Was:
>
>Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.
>
>The Project:
>
>He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.
>
>The Tragedy:
>
>The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.20365

>>20359
Ok this actually makes sense geg, good job making out this from an AI slop story

 No.20382

Nophono is the person who made Deel thrembo

 No.20387

>>19771
nophono here AMA

 No.20388

>>20387
What is your relation to baldi from baldi's basics



File: 1760371840732-0.jpg (3.68 MB, 4096x3072, IMG20251013144623.jpg)

File: 1760371840732-1.jpeg (97.42 KB, 960x1920, Messenger_creation_226392….jpeg)

File: 1760371840732-2.jpg (2.94 MB, 3072x4096, IMG20251013143350.jpg)

 No.20378[Reply]

doodling on lecture
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20381

>>20378
This could have been gemmy if you didn't draw a spade

 No.20383

>black sun
nigger is going to jail kek

 No.20384

>>20383
Blud really ruined his future live for a clout on a dutch cartoon imageboard

 No.20385

>>20384
erm… that's only if he lives in a shithole which is… 99% of the world so…

 No.20386

>>20383
nigga we literally have swastikas and Auschwitz gate drawn on every desk



File: 1760371603314.png (8.62 KB, 557x155, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20377[Reply]

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023


File: 1760365989071-0.png (271.71 KB, 785x1000, crying distorted open mout….png)

File: 1760365989071-1.png (630.37 KB, 1382x1456, hunky twanky paper 'plierj….png)

 No.20369[Reply]

>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman

 No.20374

File: 1760367422103.mp4 (328.15 KB, 400x448, 0_REPPEYS_GIGA.mp4)




File: 1760201618632.png (392.05 KB, 505x600, 1708549884767.png)

 No.20247[Reply]

>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip
57 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20315

>>20308
As a more personal way to connect with share zellig stuff with?
>>20309
Isn't everyone here an adult?
>>20310
They ruin every space
>>20312
It's kind of difficult to communicate here since I've been online here for the last 7 hours and only noticed anyone replied for the last 3 hours right now.
>>20313
Yeah I've thought of that for a while but I don't know what games you all mostly play. I'm going for a day but I'm eager to hear any suggestions.

 No.20316

>>20315
>As a more personal way to connect with share zellig stuff with?
Why do you need a more personal way to share zellig stuff? What's about the zellig stuff that you want to share that needs to remain hidden?

 No.20317

Can't I just make friends with fellow Zaryans? >>20316

 No.20318

>>20317
my zaryan friends are awesome

 No.20366

>>20318
Mine too (I'm crazy, they don't exist)



File: 1760347695046-0.png (606.09 KB, 1561x557, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1760347695046-1.png (249.56 KB, 800x885, mymy.png)

 No.20362[Reply]

Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)
<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today

 No.20363

File: 1760347971905.png (6.95 KB, 46x50, ClipboardImage.png)

<orange

 No.20364

what exactly is she yelling in that image?



File: 1760276429157.png (128.3 KB, 1025x307, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20319[Reply]

+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan
11 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20336

>>20332
obsessed

 No.20337

>>20319
The jarty begins its colonization of 4cuck

 No.20338

>>20330
No Soot is Zoot
>both have a girlfriend
>both leave their sites to a mysterious buyer
>both spazz out at their users
>both are somewhat liberals

 No.20342

>>20337
the jarty has always been 4cuck doebeit

 No.20361

>>20327
failquote doebeit it would be
>>>15830078
>>Moot do something adminish. Impress me.



File: 1760337679545.png (414.72 KB, 735x630, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20357[Reply]

>Forcing multiple people to become one

 No.20358

intriguing greentext, can't wait for the image to drop

 No.20360

>>20357
>Zach.png



File: 1759839875198.png (332.75 KB, 2048x1152, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20000[Reply]

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

 No.20001

File: 1759840128317.webp (5.24 KB, 191x255, find1753474313121.webp)

welcome back pal

 No.20002

It would be extremely painful

 No.20331

he didnt know it yet but his plane crashed

 No.20339

>>20331
with no survivors

 No.20341




File: 1752857864594.mp4 (123.44 KB, 350x270, NIGGER ALARM.mp4)

 No.16988[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

uh idk i'm bored
>random video
107 posts and 34 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.19977

wie hier wilt raggen

 No.19986

File: 1759785339830.mp4 (1.15 MB, 704x1280, fp498k3PYSJyUyTR.mp4)

ChungusUltra is Aryan as fuck

 No.19987

Well, I guess that's the right thread, so there occured that my google photo gallery just made a slideshow of random pics in the gallery titled as "pumping up the muscles" and it was only consisted of random gigas from my dedicated fold. Lol. Ok idk, this seemed funny for me, I even laughed at that.

 No.20333

does anyone have the zelig toilet video

 No.20335

>>20334
kys skajcuck



File: 1759764317253.jpg (70.7 KB, 736x577, defend the faith.jpg)

 No.19980[Reply]

<A bad tree cannot bear good fruit
Considering the fact that Massa was drawing smut of cartoon characters before his "career", how can we separate that filth from 'zellig?
>erm ackchually.. separate the art from the artist!
How come? How is that even possible? Art isn't something so BANAL as that. Everything one creates (in fact it's not even creation in question, but rather all of our actions) proceeds from the soul.
>
I hope you have read the 'farms report on him. His team is of course full of libs, which makes the content libcoded. You may not even see it explicitly, but deep down the secular, postmodern, NIHILISTIC values are transferred to the product.
>
Is "baptizing" 'zellig doomed to fail?
15 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20245

>>20235
Shut up stinky russphobe

 No.20246

>>20245
>mixing with non-aryans is actually aryan, because aryans shall not exist
To be fair, your logic is pretty simple.

 No.20273

>>20235
I just checked, picrel is about two nobles freeing moscow from the poles. thank you for making me check out the source.
also bulbash is that you again? obsessed with mi o algo ese

 No.20274

>>20215
we will when the rules of the zarty cite the Ecumenical Councils gegggggg

 No.20311

>>20273
>picrel is about two nobles freeing moscow from the poles.
These two muscovites sold the entire population of Nizhny Novgorod into slavery ("крепостничество") to pay off the debts incurred to organize the uprising, you idiot. And the occupation of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth would have only brought Russia enlightenment and familiarization of this outskirts with the rest of the Western civilization. But instead russkies made themselves slaves just not to be friends with roman- and greek-catholics (although a lot of those "polish occupiers" were also orthodox kek).



File: 1731941672174.png (57.11 KB, 529x683, 1731804941672.png)

 No.6722[Reply]

>mom
>dad
4 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.6753

maya above me

 No.6783

File: 1732117404671.png (889.41 KB, 959x913, ClipboardImage.png)

>>6727
Apologize.

 No.6784

>>6783
BBC department, a blonde woman escaped once again

 No.6795

File: 1732176287877.jpg (9.66 KB, 192x125, IMG_20240722_212716_087.jpg)

>>6783
>>6784
(You) both are the same.

 No.20289

File: 1760233505436.png (43.41 KB, 537x594, Coco-Frog.png)

Coco above me^



File: 1731821789299.png (136.73 KB, 1075x773, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.6676[Reply]

It's amazing how troons seem so close to actually getting it sometimes.
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.6683

42% of them eventually get it though

 No.6684

>>6683
*57%

 No.6768

>woah it's almost like I'm mentally ill or some- oh hold on, it's time for me to dilate so my poop vagina doesn't close up!

 No.20287

haha

 No.20288

File: 1760233484112.jpg (93.94 KB, 950x633, 1760140548690761.jpg)

>>20287
I just sprayed you fucking nigger



File: 1759969869850.png (1.4 MB, 1900x1900, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.20049[Reply]

And it's completely broken with site having a shit ton of problems
Sharty is in the state of destructive authoritarianism
/soy/ gets spammed everyday with shit, half of the 'log is NAS coal
/pol/ threads are not even political
/qa/ gets spammed and its quality drops from not good to extremely bad
Other major boards are not being used properly
A ton of shitty dead boards with less than 5000 posts
Everyone new to this website are not even from xitter, but from instagram, shittok and other garbage normie socials
Average nusoi is 14-15 years old, that's why it feels like we're talking to fucking retards
Everyday some user of the site gets exposed
New jannies especially mediators have somali tier intellect
Staff cares about shitty Suck Shit 13 events and not repairment of the website
Gay faggots are allowed to roam this website
Quote would rather ddos gigacucks than 'oodists
/gem/cucks are allowed to ruin the website with their janny-approved attentionwhoring
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
7 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.20167

>>20166
just let the sharty go its been years

 No.20169

>>20167
??? I just wanted to know what happened.

 No.20204

>>20169
it got too popular too quickly, combined with the wrong people taking power.

 No.20206

>>20204
And that's why they re-enabled captcha two days ago?

 No.20262

>>20206
it was too over a long time ago. doll taking power lead to this…



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54]
| Catalog
[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]