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 No.7629[Reply]

 No.7630

Niggers sang this while making coco an orphan

 No.7659

They died in a car accident, not through being blacked

 No.7666

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>Zaryan 1 day ago No.7630
>Niggers sang this while making coco an orphan
>Zaryan 8 hours ago No.7659
>They died in a car accident, not through being blacked



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 No.7654[Reply]

Post gender affirming trans rights videos for when you take your estrogen and cuddle your blajah shark. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

 No.7655

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>>7654
Sure, let me start with this one xista! i am sure you'll like it very much!



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 No.7603[Reply]

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 No.7649

>>7648
>spic
Every fucking time with these """"white supremacists"""" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.7650

>>7648
baited me heavily award
this account is brimmy…

 No.7651

>>7648
We got homofascists before Deel 7

 No.7652

>>7648
Chudsissy can't even write in Latinx right… Puerto Ricans…

 No.7653

>>7648
exterminate all homosexuals and fascism will vanish



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 No.7643[Reply]

>Zaar, we need to replace Zaryans with highly skilled shitposters from India who will work tirellesli to make top 0.0001% of zems
>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig

 No.7645

gem



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 No.7595[Reply]

Ama
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 No.7599

>>7595
Did she drink it

 No.7600

>>7599
No, she just put it in a crack pipe and smoked me (MY crack pipe btw. Thanks for contaminating it)

 No.7601

>>7595
>>7596
>>7597
>>7598
>>7599
>>7600
>>7601
This is the jeet, btw

 No.7602

upjeeting this jeet thread

 No.7631

jump



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 No.7609[Reply]

how did spitefag win so hard? where can i learn to win as hard as that?
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 No.7618

>>7617
Jewish stunt double*

 No.7619

>>7617
meds + sproke + binky + BWC

 No.7620

>>7617
The Jews installed a meat puppet and the FreeMaZons Ztates are looking to overthrow us. The only way to win this war is to invest in $Zellig_Coin. Literal Dutch spirits revealed me this in a dream.

 No.7624

by being multiple people

 No.7628

spitefag was the original pet nigger



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 No.7594[Reply]

I'm having a nightmare

 No.7611

slopjak



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 No.7591[Reply]

In 2016, a man was arrested in Guatemala, accused of killing 21 women. His name was Gustavo Porta-Cuesta Fuentes, he was 31 years old and lived on the Guatemalan coast.
In the extensive backyard of his house they found more than a dozen bodies/bones belonging to young women.
Porta-Cuesta was a civil servant and held a high position in the government, so the case was hushed up and all records disappeared. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.
He was sentenced to hang and was expected to be executed around 2022.
What happened is that, in the middle of this year I received a file containing a folder with several sound pieces. Porta-Cuesta was an amateur musician and recorded experimental music on weird albums by the pseudonym LFC. The content of this was leaked and I am making this file available on the internet.
The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.
The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file

 No.7592

zip bomb award

 No.7593

>>7591
SNCA



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 No.7587[Reply]

ZELLIG IN FAMILY GUY?!?!?!

 No.7588

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>hey nature, give me pattern-seeking behaviour!
<to avoid predators?
>suuuuuure…
thrembo million years later:

 No.7589

>>7587
>no niggerwiggle
>no dfc
that's mockery of massa's creation

 No.7590




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 No.7585[Reply]

im stroking my bibisi

 No.7586

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>im stroking my bibisi



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 No.7581[Reply]

>I'm Mister Blue Diamonds
>I'm Mister Gem
>I'm Mister Fresh OCs
>I'm Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>I'm too much!
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
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 No.7583

Gemmy soyparody

 No.7584




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 No.7576[Reply]

is frogposting allowed now?(No)

 No.7577

incoming fail

 No.7578

It's going to be unbanned shortly after nsfw is unbanned.



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 No.7571[Reply]

What's that one faceapp/AI program used by 'teens for making doxerald videos of targets saying their address? I have something silly in mind.

 No.7575

>>7571
I found something similar once, but it only had templates and would make the person in the picture dance



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 No.7572[Reply]

does anyone play legacy call of duty like iw4x plutonium or advanced warfare

 No.7573

AW is mid tbh, but my favourite is mw og series and bo1,2

 No.7574

>>7573
I mean now with S1X advanced warfare is less shitty. no lootboxes or having to pay for dlc. only "future" cod I actually enjoy and the last from the series i played before dropping it. Exo zombies is fun when theres no infection niggerhell raining down on you and while survival is more retarded than in MW3 its pretty fun with multiple people.



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 No.7455[Reply]

That was easy geg

 No.7456

edited award

 No.7570

Marge



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 No.7466[Reply]

is there an offline schoolocaust version? i ended up creating a custom C++ server that does nothing but respond with the game files so it is playable offline. am i retarded?
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 No.7516

>>7510
the coder moved on a long time ago

 No.7517

>>7516
Evendoe he was recently on the schlog

 No.7563

>>7510
https://drive.proton.me/urls/FHTW2DTCVR#HX8l6MqEBEsw
someone asked about it a couple months ago, I exported a standalone version for the sake of archiving (shitty jittering included)

 No.7564

>>7563
thanks for the gemmy gem gem

 No.7569

>>7563
lmao thanks, should've asked before I went ahead and made that server thing.



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 No.7403[Reply]

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/441222.html
agugu poster is into grooming?

 No.7404

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>>7403
what the FUCK is wrong with you niggers

 No.7405

gemgugu thread evendoe op is a fag

 No.7468

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this made me laugh

 No.7567

Hey guys here's this video called ongzellig sucks and its shit!

 No.7568

The guy how marked the video is red communist



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 No.7565[Reply]

Hi.

 No.7566

post tbp



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 No.7559[Reply]

Holy fucking shit Zaryans, I am SO excited for Christmas!!! I asked Sinterklaas for TND and zems on the 'Zarty forever! What did you guys ask for? Any Sinterklaas deniers will be raped by a pack of wild niggers on Christmas morning.

 No.7560

>nvdutchgeuzen don't know Sinterklaas was on the evening of december 5th

 No.7561

>>7559
Team Kerstman rise up

 No.7562

>>7560
Sinterklaas is just the Dutch version of Santa Claus. It’s thought that Dutch settlers in New York during the American Revolution gave the Sinterklaas tradition a new twist, partly because Saint Nicholas represented the city's Dutch roots at a time when English was becoming more dominant. After a while, it became Santa Claus.



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 No.7423[Reply]

tell me more about this cute cartoon
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 No.7552

>>7423
They had a Bat Mitzvah for a girl once.

 No.7553

I know this pess of shit don't fucking trust him

 No.7555

Obsessed fnf

 No.7556

>>7524
she will sit on my desk and wear my maga hat, sorry to disappoint xista

 No.7557

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 No.7454[Reply]

>I hate every nucaca that I see
>From reelsfags to streetshitter 'jeets
>No, you'll never make a nufag out of me!
*"Date of the user's first post in the zarty: September 2024" appears in the background.* *The nufags point to it*
>Oh my God, I was wrong!
>I was a newfag, all along!
>You finally made a nufag!
<Yes we finally made a nufag!
>Yes you finally
>Made
>A
>Nufag
>Out
>Of
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>I love you, Doctor Soyberg!

 No.7511

up

 No.7518

Gemerald

 No.7554

Jeets? Multiple jeets? I thought there was just one



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 No.7529[Reply]

Why do jannies only apply this rule with me.. (Kate). Uhh I'm actually 20 years old! The 14 year old stuff was ragebait. On everyone soul expect mines. Anddd I'm actually white and a man! Merry Christmas, anyways I'm going back to soyjak.party. see u in January!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.7547

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 No.7548

>>7547
gemgugu

 No.7549

>>7547
Agugu keeps evolving in unexpected ways

 No.7550

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 No.7551

>>7550
niggugu



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 No.5753[Reply]

Rest in piss jarty
Rest in piss affy and Holo (that nigga overdosed geg)
And rest in piss this dead nigger of a site
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 No.7541

>>7540
>doesn't know what an IP is
Oh nonononononono

 No.7542

>>7541
There are two words in that post. You have focused on IP, while the intented emphasis was on my.

 No.7543

>>7542
Media literacy or something
Yes, your IP.

 No.7544

>>7543
Now try to imagine a scenario in which I spam the website, but Skajyos isn't able to leak my IP.

 No.7545

>>7544
He may have blocked VPNs just saying



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 No.7438[Reply]

Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /zellig/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
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 No.7453

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>>7450
I hate trannies too, don't worry chud

 No.7457


 No.7458

>>7451
she would never do that!

 No.7512

>>7438
>chap
Fuck off Britfag

 No.7515

>>7450
What the fuck is this? Entertainment for down syndrome children?



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 No.7470[Reply]

Draw 'ligs
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 No.7488

>>7484
eslerald…

 No.7489

>>7488
we ESLfags are white o algo
Also zemmy get

 No.7490

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 No.7513

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 No.7514

>>7513
nothing ever happenserald



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 No.7435[Reply]

Marge why is everyone calling the 'iwi 'arms the 'shiwi'? Is it the autism working on you people?

 No.7436

>>7435
The 'farms have a thread about the sharty, guess what the nickname is

 No.7437

Sharty + kiwi -→ shiwi

 No.7465

>>7435
>>7436
Oh so it's just a combination of the two words
Good to fucking know or something



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 No.7400[Reply]

I don't know how much longer I can do it bros, I don't want to kill myself, I just want all the pain to stop.

Nobody in my family is ever happy and home doesn't feel like home anymore. I feel more distant from my friends every day and I don't know how talk to people anymore, it's all crashing down on me. School is a nightmare, I'm completely behind and mentally lost in most of my classes.

Everything is going wrong in my life, all I have left is my faith in Christ. What do I do bros?
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 No.7425

>>7420
>>7422
more good reasons to not cave, thank you Zaryans, I will not ACK myself

 No.7426

>>7425
only trannies ack btw

 No.7432

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>Zartybrethren, I want to ack myzelf…
>…but my faith in Christ prevents me from this

 No.7433

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>>7400
First things first you should really focus on your studies, you already have a motivation to live which is to live for God, that is already miles ahead of what other people are going through, I would say start waking up early and make your bed every morning, it will do wonders for your mental health, it's kind of a meme but it really works.

I don't know your family or friends or why you would become distant to them but if you find that they're good company and worth keeping around then you should get tell the people you trust about this, if they don't help you then they weren't worth being close to in the first place, may God bless you brother.

 No.7434

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>>7400
>Zartybrethren, I want to ack myzelf…
>…but my faith in Christ prevents me from this



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 No.7406[Reply]

1. Denial
>Deel 6 and the illustrations may be over, but there's still hope it could still come out!!!
2. Anger
>That fucking faggot Massa and xis gypsy nigger Foenkike ruined ANY chance of this show coming out. Why didn't xe appeal to outsiders more or find ways to market better and get more funding??? Holy shit this guy is such a retard.
3. Bargaining
>We gotta get more eyes on the show to prove it's not a dead nigger baby!!! My uncle is currently dying and he's got a large inheritance for me that I could give to Massa when he's dead, that'll bring it back I'm sure of it!!
4. Depression
>It's over, there's no hope for any chance of seeing this gem come to life, live suicide even starts on the 17th…
5. Acceptance
>It may be over, but I'm still gonna make TND TTD gemmies of Mymy to show I still love this Dutch Cartoon.

Thanks for the insight immigrant.
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 No.7416

>>7415
GEEEEEEG IT'S A CIRCLEJERKING SHIWINIGGER GEEEEEEG

 No.7417

>>7415
go back to the gossiping forum

 No.7418

>>7406
i went through all these stages THOUGH

 No.7419

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>you don't understand…
>I need to circlejerk and talk about drama 24/7 so that I can cater to the other oldkiwis' clitties and make our own valid 'cord splinter
>it's just like the old internet, ok!

 No.7421

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you don't understand…
I need to circlejerk and talk about drama 24/7 so that I can cater to the other oldkiwis' clitties and make our own valid 'cord splinter
it's just like the old internet, ok!



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 No.7397[Reply]

What kind of a bait generates the most replies lately? I made a BWC racebait + FPE thread today and got about 200 replies, the website feels like a dead nigger compared to March doe

 No.7398

nigga get a job

 No.7399

>>7397
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the latest rage is probably whatever NAS runs rampant on /qa/, use that and say something stupid



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 No.6780[Reply]

Whats been going on for the last 3 days? PPH drastically boosted at the cost of post quality. It feels as if we are being invaded by unassimilated nufags and normies
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 No.7386

>>7384
not even a leak anymore
its a flood
cage your clitty

 No.7387

>>7385
Fighting amongst ourselves while subverters take over is literally aryan

 No.7389

>>7382
you people make fun of me for engaging in oldtroonery, and yet simultaneously you all never stop bragging about how you are the “original international fans”, so much so that you’ve waged war against a subreddit because they won’t blindly take your word for it and reward you with a place in their community.
let me break it to you, you were not the original international fans, you were simply the loudest minority.
>but the newcomers still owe us respect because if it wasn’t for us being so loud, they would’ve never heard about Ongezellig in the first place!
yeah, and if it weren’t for /co/omers, ‘jakkers would’ve probably never heard about Ongezellig either, but i don’t see anyone arguing that they deserve a place in this community because of that.

 No.7390

>>7389
war isnt because of this but because subreddits don't gatekeep trannies and thus allowing them to exist and this gives them breeding grounds

 No.7391

>>7389
>reddit le good actually
Where do you stand exactly



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