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Zaryan 06/26/24 (Wed) 10:14:00 No.5095 [Reply]

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Zaryan 06/27/24 (Thu) 07:59:58 No.5101

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geg

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Zaryan 06/26/24 (Wed) 18:17:00 No.5097 [Reply]

>want to check out whats new on the farty
>misclick captcha once
>give up
Guess I'm stuck here

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Chudovsky 06/24/24 (Mon) 20:48:28 No.5079 [Reply]

Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins

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Zaryan 06/24/24 (Mon) 21:22:09 No.5090

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>>5086
Yes

Zaryan 06/25/24 (Tue) 16:04:40 No.5091

>>5089
>>5086
>>5084
>>5082
namefaggot

Zaryan 06/25/24 (Tue) 17:52:38 No.5092

Hitler was T50 black haired
seethe more pisshair watereyes

Zaryan 06/25/24 (Tue) 19:59:34 No.5093

>>5092
he had blue eyes with dark hair that kind of looks blond sometimes albeit

Zaryan 06/26/24 (Wed) 15:31:01 No.5096

>>5092
Insecure T30 typed this btw

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Zaryan 06/24/24 (Mon) 05:00:54 No.5075 [Reply]

Stefix (literal who) said that present day it's Total Zaryan Suicide day and ama gonna ack! myzelf along

Zaryan 06/24/24 (Mon) 11:17:55 No.5076

Enact MZSE NOWWWW

Zaryan 06/24/24 (Mon) 16:54:54 No.5078

kek

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Best Final Fantasy 11 private server Zaryan 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:33:26 No.5077 [Reply]

Out of the different Final Fantasy 11 private servers, I like Valhalla the most.

Valhalla has TRUSTs, 90 level cap, XP gain rate same as retail. Movement speed is increased, all Home Point crystal warps and outpost warps are unlocked. They have some nice extra content like a unique gear augment system, a few custom dungeons, Dynamis D raids are unlocked. Rise of the Zilart, Treasures of AU, Wings of the Goddess expansions are all unlocked and working properly.

So anyway if you are tried of the slow grind to 75 on the other private servers like Horizon or Eden, then come check out Valhalla.

https://www.valhalla.group/home/doku.php?id=start

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Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 17:06:14 No.5056 [Reply]

What is blud yappin about

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 17:08:25 No.5057

SQQN™

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 17:14:03 No.5058

2 more days

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Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:43:53 No.5042 [Reply]

Salutations again

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Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 10:15:03 No.5047

>>5044
NS version of Moldavian Kingdom

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 10:16:23 No.5048

>>5045
Gem recognizes gem ;]

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 12:21:56 No.5049

>>5043
There's something about this image that just makes me want to curbstomp it and whoever posted it. Idk.

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 16:38:58 No.5054

Song name?

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 17:02:32 No.5055

>>5054
Kokaine by wosx

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Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:38:19 No.5040 [Reply]

Salutations

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:40:13 No.5041

obsessed brimstone

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 08:34:58 No.5046

keyed shinerald

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 14:17:26 No.5051

why is my dvtch qveen bleeding

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 14:31:56 No.5052

>>5051
She consumed pervitin

Zaryan 06/22/24 (Sat) 14:36:13 No.5053

>>5051
yeah where's the mymycare

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Zaryan 06/21/24 (Fri) 04:33:47 No.5033 [Reply]

forgive me jannies and zoot i love yuo.. pls psl ldpsl

Zaryan 06/21/24 (Fri) 04:42:13 No.5034

what’d you do?

Zaryan 06/21/24 (Fri) 08:24:21 No.5035

>>5034
he spammed 'p

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showering Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 17:47:35 No.4998 [Reply]

do you guys shower? if you do how often? if you don't go kys nigger

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Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 15:02:49 No.5007

>>5005
Uh oh that guy pulled up again

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 15:26:27 No.5008

>>5005
these temptations must stop

Zaryan 06/17/24 (Mon) 04:12:49 No.5009

>>5005
Somebody needs to put you out of your misery pronto

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 00:23:35 No.5012

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>showering

Zaryan 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:37:12 No.5028

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>>5006

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Random drama NCA Zaryan 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:53:00 No.5026 [Reply]

Uh oh is xe a troony?

Zaryan 06/20/24 (Thu) 10:19:47 No.5027

everyone already knew this. outsiders are all faggots

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Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 12:15:28 No.5019 [Reply]

What's the longest time you took making a shitpost? I'd probably say a month or something

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 12:19:23 No.5020

'bout a week

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 17:44:51 No.5021

I usually procastinate a lot while making them, but I think no longer than 3 days

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 17:55:11 No.5022

5 hours starIght irl so i can timestamp it on the sharty
but the longest one i did on my phone took like 3 weeks

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 18:55:00 No.5023

geg

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 19:12:57 No.5025

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>>5019
I have never made a shitpost or high quality OC I’m only here to find some gemmy bait strategies

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Zaryan 02/12/24 (Mon) 17:58:30 No.3039 [Reply]

Wait, why does Maya’s bed creek at night? I didn’t understand this joke out of all the times I watched ‘zellig.

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Zaryan 02/12/24 (Mon) 21:14:51 No.3045

5 little mayas jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped her head. Took her to the Coco and Coco said: No more Mayas jumping on the bed!

Zaryan 02/12/24 (Mon) 22:21:53 No.3046

>>3040 why not

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 01:45:13 No.5014

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>>3039
this joke has been bothering for months, it left me with quite a few questions. why would masturbation, especially from a girl, cause so much audible creaking that people in adjacent rooms can hear it? does she finger herself so furiously that it rocks her? is it her legs excessively trembling and convulsing from the pleasure? is it a result of her thrusting her hips in an attempt to amplify the sensation? all of these inquiries stem from the assumption that Massa even intended this to be a joke about masturbation, and if it that wasn’t his intent, then what was he was trying to imply?
maybe it’s best to stop thinking about a it. it’s just a joke and Massa probably didn’t put that much thought into it.

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 02:26:56 No.5015

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>>5014
My theory is that because she does nothing all day it takes her forever to fall asleep so she rolls around in bed for a long time

Zaryan 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:02:01 No.5018

>>5015
it might’ve been a red herring joke that was never fully realized, sort of like the death of Coco’s parents. we’d assume she’s doing something naughty when she’s actually doing something more innocent.

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Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 16:18:38 No.4896 [Reply]

>Also, I don't know how hard I'm going to enforce these, but if you make a fuss about it and say "seething coping coaljak can't handle the 'eens of 'lig baking epic muffinzords of doom with a waffle Llama [slur] [slur] [slur]", then you're BLOCKED from the channel, you're BLOCKED from the subreddit (i wish), you're BLOCKED from the news article… it's that simple, really
<reddit space
<youtube space
>So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc."

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Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 15:41:59 No.4940

>>4910
trvke albeit
xhey need to lurk moar or however the oldfag is larped

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 16:45:16 No.4941

>>4937
Roos_Troon trying xher hardest to not say anything controversial is probably the best thing out of that post

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:34:55 No.4947

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>niggerdrama

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 08:51:34 No.4948

>>4896
yuo has nothing to do with to do with soyjaks or the sharty or soyzellig? maybe it does but i see no relation

Zaryan 06/18/24 (Tue) 10:45:20 No.5010

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>>4940

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:28:14 No.4986 [Reply]

Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:19:02 No.4993

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>>4992
Dis nigga forgot to leave xis sage, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
pic attached incase you delete it

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:27:48 No.4994

>>4991
>>4990
You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:30:37 No.4995

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>>>27518
>>>27515
>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:33:43 No.4996

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>Both the Zarty and Sharty are brimstone. Sage.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 04:27:18 No.4997

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Incomprehensible nigger-babble gemerald

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 13:26:19 No.4983 [Reply]

Do you hide threads on this site?

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 13:50:24 No.4984

only yours

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 13:55:37 No.4985

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wtf thats mean

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:22:10 No.4976 [Reply]

Sharty down?

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:24:18 No.4978

>>4977
Won't let me post, and the home isn't showing new replies. Internet works fine otherwise I wouldn't be able to post here

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:26:23 No.4979

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It's up again, seems like nudev datamined a bit too hard

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:26:54 No.4980

>>4978
Oh yea the home breaks often, does it show a message when you try to post?

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:29:10 No.4981

It works, but weirdly. Normally after posting an updated page should be returned, but now I get the old version and have to refresh myself.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:35:00 No.4982

>>4980
>>4980
Others had the same problem and message of "Server took too long o algo suck nudev's cock to post". But it seems like it fixed itself

>Automated post x2

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Zaryan 06/07/24 (Fri) 20:34:23 No.4926 [Reply]

Gemerald but soylita therefore coal

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Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 02:24:21 No.4969

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I know the dude who made this but he said he didn’t post the thread.,. Who did ?? He has a hairy ass but why?

Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 02:41:19 No.4970

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Maya is mid

Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 02:51:08 No.4971

>>4970
I hope we find that guy at some point.

Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 13:35:26 No.4973

>>4970
Jewish lies as usual

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 12:36:04 No.4975

o algo asi

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Zaryan 06/10/24 (Mon) 21:21:39 No.4960 [Reply]

i eat more chicken than any man ever seen yeah yeah

Zaryan 06/10/24 (Mon) 21:43:53 No.4962

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>even me?

Zaryan 06/10/24 (Mon) 22:09:44 No.4963

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>>4962
took me a while to understand
funny post

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Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 18:13:43 No.4952 [Reply]

>Fuck this shit website

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:23:00 No.4955

>heh, this will reduce the carbon footprint

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Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:30:06 No.4949 [Reply]

>Your IP address is blocked from posting on this website. (on sharty)
There's no ban screen or anything, I get that when I try to post, is my country rangebanned or something?

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 16:00:45 No.4951

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Tell me where you live, friend

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 18:49:59 No.4954

Mossa blocked your IP happened to me as well

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SagonnDann77!!! Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 18:35:22 No.4953 [Reply]

SagonnDann77 please post your yt pfp in replies, it is so zemmy!

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Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:24:54 No.4942 [Reply]

>dont do it

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:25:30 No.4943

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>i see you there with that big cup of water, you better not do it

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:25:56 No.4944

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Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:26:32 No.4945

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>

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 19:30:41 No.4946

Soytan is deliberately drawn as unappealing as possible. She's disgusting.

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Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 15:31:15 No.4938 [Reply]

i look like this

Zaryan 06/08/24 (Sat) 15:38:25 No.4939

>>4938 ok

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Paradise? Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 19:40:01 No.4909 [Reply]

I feel like we've struck a much needed balance in our home at sharty's /qa/

>More effortposts
>Frogs are actually starting to be friendly
>0 negrobvmps (thanks molcuck)
>/qa/ isn't a constant warzone

It feels generally more comfy, what's your thoughts on this

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Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 21:30:18 No.4912

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I like it, there are actual posts for once.

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 21:32:01 No.4913

>>4909
Unironically saved /qa/

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 23:04:18 No.4914

>>4913
Tsmt, even doe there are some strugglers left (barinigger, homestarfag and at least another samefag that is obsessed with replying to every zellig thread) and the Mendozans, which read like some bad larp already. Overall it's way better

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 23:32:35 No.4915

i like the improved pph
but i still hate the culture where people will completely ignore the contents of your post and will just comment about the image you put
>kys zelligger!!!!!!!!!

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 23:38:24 No.4916

>>4915
obsessed faggots will obsess, not like they had anything of value to add anyway

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The New Sharty Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 12:42:10 No.4862 [Reply]

Thoughts?

Personally I am not a fan, actually I really fucking hate what they've done.

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Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 19:02:21 No.4879

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>>4878
>Actual redditors on the sharty

Nusoicacas WHAT IS THIS

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 19:05:51 No.4880

>>4878
One of the best threads on /soy/ simply because of how absurdly funny it is.
If this is the new soyteen then the sharty is dead

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 19:12:44 No.4881

>>4880
They aren't soyteens almost by definition. The purpose of soyjaks is to make fun of people one doesn't like. If new "soyteens" must be isolated from things that make their clitties leak by rules, then they lost their abilities to mock people. Sharty lost its purpose then and can now be closed.

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 19:39:34 No.4882

>>4877
HOLY trvthnvke I miss old /pol/ so much in unreal it's literally the first board I posted

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 20:39:57 No.4883

>>4874
at approximately 10 am utc some nigger (probably from the affy) started spamming ‘p (actual ‘p no embeds or anything like that) on /soy/ and then later /pol/ it stayed up for like 45 minutes until janny returned from gooning to soyTRAN and permad but then they came back like an hour ago but janny quickly nuked

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Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 14:30:36 No.4866 [Reply]

>NEW QUINTS SNIPED ON /POL/

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 14:33:14 No.4867

GEM

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 14:38:04 No.4868

WIN

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 14:47:36 No.4869

xoxols… I KNEEEEEL

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:40:54 No.4870

This is why its PHD, thank you xxl

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Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 18:54:31 No.4693 [Reply]

Guys i took a hate values test and uhh what does this mean?
https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:16:58 No.4757

>>4755
according to the Talmud, femboys aren't kosher, but girls under three are. (not making this up, read Ketubot 11b:6) your goyim brain just cannot comprehend the wisdom of the Talmud.

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:38:58 No.4758

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>according to the Talmud, femboys aren't kosher, but girls under three are. (not making this up, read Ketubot 11b:6) your goyim brain just cannot comprehend the wisdom of the Talmud.

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 22:34:42 No.4759

>>4757
the talmud also claims that there are 6 genders you bigoted chudcel (also talmud more like talmid)

Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 16:29:13 No.4853

>>4759
The talud is a compilation of discussion between different rabbis and jewish teachers, it helps define jewish laws and tradition, but its not a book to be worshiped or is mandatory to 100% take seriously or follow to be a jew

this is why all "But the talmud said!!" arguements are stupid, most jews dont read it, they read the torah

Zaryan 06/04/24 (Tue) 13:09:45 No.4865

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