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File: 1754654047384.png (4.96 MB, 2500x2500, Matrix and Revelation Corr….png)

 No.17913[Reply]

Zaryans, i prepared this infographic to try explaining a theory i have. I think The Matrix (1999) movie was no ordinary movie. there was a reason why this movie seemed so ahead of this time. I think the sons of satan at hollywood made this movie to tell about the plan and mentally prepare people for it. the symbolism in the movie is already pretty heavy with the naming of things, like Zion, Morpheus, Logos, Nebuchadnezzar, "The One", Trinity etc. and also the concept of "escaping" into the "real world". it is clear that this movie has a biblical narrative hidden behind science fiction.
I was reading the Revelation part of the Holy Book, and when I read this part in Revelation 9, i realized how similar it is to what I saw in the Matrix series. this cannot be a coincidence considering how that movie already has so much biblical names and stuff in it. the movie has so much satanic stuff in it. also please remember that the Book of Revelation was written 2000 years ago when things like machines or robots were unimaginable things, yet John tried to explain what he saw to his best ability. In the Book of revelation there are other stuff like Revelation 13 "rich and poor everyone is forced to put a mark on their forehead or their right hand, and if you don't put this mark, you can't buy or sell", in John's time this revelation was mysterious and undecipherable, but today we can understand this as some kind of microchip implanted on your head or your hand like neuralink, and everyone is forced to use a global one world-government digital currency, so if you don't have this chip you can't buy or sell, so if you refuse you starve to death. but this is a topic for another day, let's go back to Revelation 9 and it's similarities to the matrix series.
First we read about the skies being darkened by smoke and blocking out the sun. this is literally word for word what happens in the matrix universe. if you remember that scene with morpheus and neo watching the TV in the white room, morpheus explains that the reason the machines enslaved humanity was because the skies were scorched with smoke, as a means to block out the sun so the machines can't get energy from it. This is explained further in the Animatrix series, something called operation dark storm. this is the first striking resemblace to John's vision in Revelation.
Then we read about some "locusts" being released to the world to torment people. locusts, flying things, and they have appendages like Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.17952

>>17913
Nice work, keep 'em coming man

 No.17989

I will read all of this and leave my thoughts on it later

 No.17990

nigga this reminds me about my theory that modern movies are psychologically making kids retarded with nonsense and actual dogshit advice, mainly in wreck it ralph 2, ralph breaks the internet, the movie humanises ads so it can make good consumer goys out of children and also they portray sketchy ads as underdogs so kids click on them and get scared by viruses and put their trust in the government to fix their issues which is their plan for one world order and complete human slavery

 No.17991

>>17990
It's called social programming and predictive programming.

 No.17994

>>17990
>modern movies are psychologically making kids retarded with nonsense
correct, but it's not due to conspiracy. companies are making advertisements disguised as childrens' films because children are easy to manipulate and, by extension, easy to market to. this has been going on for over 40 years. Wreck it Ralph 2 was an advertisement for Disney's other IPs. another example is The Emoji Movie, which was an advertisement for phones and phone apps.



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 No.17846[Reply]

elections are happening on the sharty's /dem/
who do we vote for?
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 No.17977

File: 1754780751457.jpg (374.81 KB, 1080x447, Screenshot_2025-08-10-02-0….jpg)

ZATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

 No.17980

>>17955
Everyone should vote no cause current administration is in our pocket

 No.17986


 No.17987

File: 1754836724032.jpg (71.06 KB, 1080x674, Screenshot_2025-08-10-17-3….jpg)

>>17986
haven't used shartycuck since sept 2024, what the FUCK is this? why is the captcha a literal bitcoin miner now????

 No.17988

>>17987
Erm its der sharty sir theres dataminning everywhere



File: 1754795946046.png (19.68 KB, 600x800, maya neutral.png)

 No.17984[Reply]

Sometimes while i do yard work i listen to Israeli songs and imagine im living in the future under the New World Order and doing slave labor for my Israeli overlords.
What does this say about me?

 No.17985

>>17984
You're the strongest shabboest goyim and you will be put to work in the shiniest mines of limestone to dig more material for the new Yiddish golem army



File: 1754793525277.mp4 (4.93 MB, 576x1024, mayaboomclap.mp4)

 No.17982[Reply]

friendly reminder that Maya moggs your entire existence🥰


File: 1754512636696.mp4 (2.8 MB, 610x576, hecking incomprehensible.mp4)

 No.17867[Reply]

Incomprehensible woahjacks

 No.17870

ITS 'O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.17871

>>17867
(key)edward skeletrix

 No.17974

>>17870
How would 'zellig 'o look like?

 No.17975

>>17974
maya factory, abomimation fusing with tentacles

 No.17976

>>17975
>tentacle Maya factory



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 No.17956[Reply]

I want to master the pronunciation of Dutch (keyed Zellig language of zoiets), so I'm dedicating this thread to discussing Dutch phonology, orthography, and general reading/pronouncing rules.
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 No.17961

dnb language

 No.17963

File: 1754733673291.mp4 (5.33 MB, 656x480, 1754492680729.mp4)

Is this video enough for you to understand Dutch pronunciation?

 No.17964

Dutch accent*

 No.17970

>>17963
You got this fuckass song stuck in my head, thanks nigger.

 No.17971

>>17970
My condolences, nigger.



File: 1754644917056.png (82.32 KB, 600x800, soyjak 20 (neutral face).png)

 No.17901[Reply]

does anybody have the high resolution version of neutralplier mymy?
if you post it i'll draw you something.

 No.17904

File: 1754645266786.png (481.43 KB, 626x800, ClipboardImage.png)

>>17901
draw coco

 No.17937

File: 1754689587998.png (42.66 KB, 600x800, ClipboardImage.png)

>>17901
draw coco

 No.17950

>>17937
i've already drawn her before, but i guess i can draw her again.

 No.17965

File: 1754740171217.png (54.23 KB, 600x699, 'co.png)

here's your 'co

 No.17966

>>17965
gem thanks



File: 1754669515842.jpeg (145.07 KB, 1170x389, IMG_3392.jpeg)

 No.17921[Reply]

In case you haven’t have the displeasure of seeing this COAL, please gem this nigger’s xitter up.

 No.17922

File: 1754669795564.jpeg (64.58 KB, 1170x191, IMG_3393.jpeg)

little addition to this post. here is xer NSFW account on Xitter.

 No.17923

File: 1754670999555.png (41.86 KB, 512x512, file_149464697.png)

Oh no, I remember xim by that cursed bunnysuit comic…

 No.17954

>>17921
>What does this dude have to do with Zellig—

Nevermind, I found it



File: 1754631973426-0.png (64.61 KB, 613x800, dr soyberg.png)

File: 1754631973426-1.jpg (190.14 KB, 800x1100, queen of spades.jpg)

File: 1754631973426-2.png (29.66 KB, 787x900, big head bite lip cob.png)

 No.17898[Reply]

>Now Cobson how does this image make you feel?
<…(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.17907

>>17906
gems = diamonds doe

 No.17908

>>17905
TRVTHNVKE

 No.17909

>>17902
Veragegs don't even try to beat the allegations lol

 No.17910

>racebait, IAZ
<"NOOO HOW DARE YOU!"
>racebait, IAS
<*no reaction*
Troost the plan, zoy. B✡️b knows better.

 No.17912

Mymy is the queen of diamonds because she's the mascot of 'zellig
Coco is the queen of hearts because she's kind and loving
Vera is the queen of spades because >>17902
Maya is the queen of clubs because I'm going to club her to death(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



File: 1754578100835.jpg (3.1 MB, 3072x4096, e54910ea-df73-4239-a492-a1….jpg)

 No.17890[Reply]

I had a dream there was like a vending machine of sharty but it actually wasn't a vending machine cuz you couldn't buy anything, you could only just donate them money
and I wanted to donate 5$ but sth malfunctioned in my bank app and I donated 100$ accidentally
image unrelated

 No.17891

>>17890
this is a sign that you will die in your sleep

 No.17892

This is a sign you will live for eternity with your loved ones

 No.17893

froot's kike spirit invaded your dreams asking for your shekels

 No.17894




File: 1754333420452.png (57.68 KB, 534x370, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.17779[Reply]

shut it down
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 No.17873

>>17865
And the soysphere were the only imageboards to produce any kind of relevant original content, is being xitterfags our future?

 No.17874

File: 1754514571265.png (312.02 KB, 441x685, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.17875

>>17874
10 years old meme award

 No.17876

>>17875
still relevant award

 No.17888




File: 1754340841518.jpg (158.31 KB, 825x1024, crying chudjak.jpg)

 No.17791[Reply]

Every time I join an imageboard I immediately start arguing over SNCA on /pol/ or whatever politics board there is.
What causes this and how do I solve it?
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 No.17823

File: 1754418523652.png (50.82 KB, 1000x849, sad big eye ccobson.png)

>>17803
I've been arguing over SNCA so long I don't even know what I care about

 No.17824

cuz ur a stupid fucking chud you should take ur meds, acknowledge your white privilege, apologize for what your ancestors did, and troon out

 No.17826

File: 1754429176473.png (191.04 KB, 349x400, ClipboardImage.png)

>>17803
'zellig, vydias, reading, making gemmy OC, interacting with this peculiar thing we call the zelligsphere. Other people? I don't know why don't you ask them?

 No.17827

>>17791
Its aryan behaviour, arguing and shitflinging is really fun, neber change.

 No.17828

never* fuck mobile



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 No.17090[Reply]

Is this based or nah?
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 No.17103

File: 1752882485197.jpg (134.01 KB, 800x789, i love nigger weed.jpg)

>IMG_0420.jpeg

 No.17115

File: 1752920270229.png (109.14 KB, 1300x1600, ClipboardImage.png)

how do these compasses even work

 No.17777

File: 1754321235795.png (114.5 KB, 1300x1600, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.17778

File: 1754323844874-0.png (67.08 KB, 645x806, Screenshot 2025-08-04 1200….png)

File: 1754323844874-1.png (56.75 KB, 812x580, Screenshot 2025-08-04 1209….png)

My score on a normal test vs my score on the chud test

 No.17816

>>17778
yeah for some reason those tests say im a commie aswell even doe im a nazi



File: 1754367216776.jpg (95.64 KB, 1280x720, bladerunner flowers.jpg)

 No.17811[Reply]

Bidens Hyperborea?


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 No.17769[Reply]

What do you think of this wendigoon faggot? Something about him doesn't sit right with me.

 No.17770

>>17769
I think my friend watches him, I don't have any real thoughts to be honest. I don't really know what kind of content he makes, nor do I care.

 No.17771

>>17769
He's ayt, you can say he appels to the Reddit normgroids but I think's he a closeted chuddy Aryan



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 No.17641[Reply]

This have to be the most unfunniest shit I've ever seen in this platform
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 No.17761

>>17758
Consider reading the post I replied to for context you retard

 No.17762

TOTAL. BLOGPOSTER. DEATH

 No.17763

>>17761
>>17762
>blah blah blah typing patterns
How is this relevant to the thread?

 No.17764

>>17763
Because xhe makes my clitty leak so I have to derail and spreg out on threads with him in it.

 No.17766




File: 1754174798358.png (467.45 KB, 736x736, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.17653[Reply]

i found a place called mymy in the netherlands
https://g.co/kgs/sFK7kmj
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 No.17662

File: 1754176029322.gif (2.32 MB, 374x281, lorna_laugh.gif)

>>17653
ip grabber DNI

 No.17665

>>17662
Kys obsessed serbian faggot

 No.17666

File: 1754177575059.gif (2.75 MB, 498x374, sad.gif)


 No.17759

it's real
i'm gonna give it a funny review

 No.17760

>>17658
make a zarty meetup at this exact spot



File: 1754203777882.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 550.93 KB, 1170x1295, IMG_3324.jpeg)

 No.17687[Reply]

Hello, fellow Zarty friends ,i just wanted to make you aware of this disgusting piece of niggertrash who has just posted Maya x Coco incest on her twitter.
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 No.17726

>>17725
every yurinigger is a shitskinned gorilla jartycuck offsiter doe

 No.17727

>>17725
Waifufags win no dif

 No.17729

>>17726
Sk restore the Zelty for them lol

 No.17730

>>17729
the zelty is NOT real take your meds asap

 No.17732

>>17730
Zoot log in already, you rusty fuck



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 No.17530[Reply]

Should I make scary ongezellig?
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 No.17633

File: 1754119963224.png (51.71 KB, 420x482, 7066 - concerned doctos my….png)

>>17631
>EPImology
DOCTOOOS

 No.17634

File: 1754120693503.png (243.85 KB, 1079x1273, i-graduated-from-reddit-un….png)

>Does the fundamental nature of this inquiry pertain to the epistemological validity of the concept in question, thereby necessitating an ontological evaluation of whether the premise itself qualifies as a legitimate subject of interrogation within the framework of human cognition and observable reality?

 No.17639

File: 1754139070879.png (60.27 KB, 1140x1140, 1752155636214.png)

>>17631
So incomprehensible

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 No.17685

>>17644
idk, this midwit spoke as if OP questioned the very existence of the object he intends to make scary



 No.17487[Reply]

>NEVER G-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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 No.17527

>>17526
also when does he ever do this? he constantly makes fun of gym goers in his videos and rightfully so. if your main haters are kiwitrannies,leftoids and moraltroons you know you have won at life lol

 No.17528

File: 1753706616339.jpg (425.71 KB, 1080x1149, 122019.jpg)

>moraltroons

 No.17529

>>17528
they really look like this

 No.17546

>>17529
>>>/zellig/92744
this is who made this thread and is arguing in favor of it, they really do look like that indeed.

 No.17678

? If you watched all of his videos you'd know for certain that he's pretty much a drooling retard, trust me.



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 No.17654[Reply]

 No.17656

File: 1754174947675.png (1.35 MB, 1500x1500, trvkebomba.png)

>Maya is a beautiful woman

 No.17663

>>17656
a midget*

 No.17664

File: 1754176404263.png (26.97 KB, 684x844, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.17670

>>17664
obsessed



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 No.17599[Reply]

Are there any other Dec-6 reelsaryans still using the Zarty or am I the last one standing?

 No.17615

marge? Dec 6 of 2023?

 No.17616

File: 1754037527875.png (10.05 KB, 716x795, 1740967539918.png)

>>17599
Geg… Newreelmayacacas not like this…
>>17615
>2023
Ugh… It was two years ago

 No.17617

>>17599
you and me both

 No.17628

File: 1754106645143.png (20.81 KB, 721x720, CobsonCIA.png)

MEDS NIGGA MEDS, THIS IS ALL A ILLABIRATE HALLUCINATION CREATED BY THE ZIA TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE ON A RANDOM IMAGEBOARD

 No.17640

File: 1754139199709.jpg (49.32 KB, 336x461, 1751642476015.jpg)

>>17628
>the zia



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 No.15170[Reply]

i'm just gonna leave this schizo stuff here (holy crap she is wittalaly just like maya so nice and brown)

[REDDIT SPACE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgJ2TuMf_s
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 No.15178

>>15177
Glowing whore award. Nothing like Maya.

 No.15179

>rape jokes arent funny
FUCK YOU FOID.
THIS IS HOW YOU TELL SHE IS FAKE.

 No.15180

File: 1750019269070.webm (4.42 MB, 1920x1080, 1745345709107-1.webm)

GEEEEEEEG MAYAFAGS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

 No.17637

I can fix her
>>15179

 No.17638

>>17637
But can you fix yourself first?



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 No.17635[Reply]

Whats da move.

 No.17636


kys



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 No.17630[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
>Go, Chud!
One, two, three, ooh
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want nigger on the lawn (yeah)
I know your type, tall, dark, and braindead
you did more harm to us then I could remember ontop of my head
And then destroy the legacy of the one who sired me here
<NIGGER!
I'm just a loney chud
But see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of chicken, we don't like niggers
I used to hate whitey (hate whitey)
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 No.17625[Reply]

>

 No.17626

lol xD!

 No.17627

>>17625
Le heckin gigaquote or whatever

 No.17629

>>17626
leaking



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 No.17623[Reply]

>soyzellig.party

 No.17624

File: 1754101669330.jpg (56.58 KB, 588x720, hunky twink sex machine 2.jpg)

>>17623
fuck is you gon' do about it whitey?



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 No.17598[Reply]

We ended up on Xitter again and it's that TROON, AGAIN
https://x.com/DelusionPosting/status/1950915670201282838

 No.17602

Kill Troons

 No.17604

>>17598
Nigga no way

 No.17608

File: 1754009141339.png (1.47 MB, 1197x2034, clittycel.png)

>We ended up on Xitter again and it's that TROON, AGAIN
>https://x.com/DelusionPosting/status/1950915670201282838
>Kill Troons
>>>17598 (OP)
>Nigga no way

 No.17614

Expectedly, it is a left-facing swastika associated with Vamachara (the left-hand path of impurity and dissolution)



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 No.17556[Reply]

everyone obsessing with the age gap shit is a sad miserable nigger who never had real love in xheir life
<1stworldredditandxitterproblemsspace
change my mind

 No.17557

>>17556
funny how women are mysteriously fine with age gap if the man is rich. fucking gold digger foids

 No.17558

>>17557
Every single time. They makes the rules for men they don't like yet break it when they feel like it (especially for Chad).

 No.17601

tsmt

 No.17603

What age gap? You mean the amerimutts going
>SHE'S ONLY 17.999999999 YEARS OLD YOU PEDO!



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 No.17588[Reply]

Geg rule34cucks got mindbroken by a slopjak
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 No.17593

>>17592
Maya 'p

 No.17595

coomers found the slopjaks, it's over…

 No.17596

rule34 therefore brim

 No.17597

This open a possibility, we should spam the Ongezellig tag on r34 with slopjaks DISTANTLY related to the topic, like a slopjak with a PNG of Mymy on it so it floods their catalog and Total Gooner Death is enacted

 No.17600

GEG



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