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Mymy's new boyfriend Zaryan No.87041 Reply
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What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend? 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.87193
>>87192
Tintin
Zaryan No.87195
>>87193
Tintin won
Zaryan No.87216
i think i watched tintin when i was a little kid
Zaryan No.95996
Mymy really deserves a Belgian bf

Okay Zaryans time to unleash your drawing gems Zaryan No.95909 Reply
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Fill Coco's face 37 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95986
Zaryan No.95987
>>95982
>saar maya I am 4x more aryan than you saar
Zaryan No.95988
>>95986
Holy ZEM
Zaryan No.95989
>>95986
Ok these are very gemmy

Zaryan No.95600 Reply
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American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.

I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.

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Zaryan No.95647
>>95600
AI slop
Zaryan No.95662
>if we sacrifice children to Moloch Massa will come back
Erm nuligbelgian we already have the episode ideas, everything was clearly posted already, as long as you only make a "parody", you can pretty much use 'zellig however you want
Zaryan No.95739
>>95662
geg they are crappy and short and not a script which would still not be accurate
Zaryan No.95942

>>95600

amga fan spotted


Zaryan No.95815 Reply
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zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say) 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95900
Sounds like you don't actually have a plan at all
>>95817
Watching that right now, absolute kino
Zaryan No.95905
>>95900
>>95897
why would you say this? i was considering animating the sneed scene from simpsons but i thought to ask on zarty because maybe zaryans would have a better idea
Zaryan No.95907
>>95905
sneed gem
xes just a spiteful zelliger that is way more hungry for content than we are
Zaryan No.95924
>>95905
DO THE SNEED ONE

Project ROY Zaryan No.37687 Reply
This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2. 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.37707
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>>37705
>just one more month goyim
Zaryan No.95876
>>95873
This project is 'cord though and I have been trained to hate da 'cord therefore I hate this project
Zaryan No.95889
>>37695
>I have a plan arthur, we just need a couple more paypigs for the massa patreon thing and we'll have the show. Just trust me arthur.
Zaryan No.95890
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>ONE MORE PAYPIG AND WE'LL ALL BE ABLE TO GO TO ZELLIGBOREA, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE FAITH IN ME ARTHUR

Zaryan No.40024 Reply
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sisa 30 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.40390
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>>40387
Levels of niggerbabble are intensifying sir, what do we do........
Zaryan No.40392
>>40390
Spedzellig.party
Zaryan No.95875
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SISA
Zaryan No.95880
>>95875
She has extra to love

Zaryan No.95672 Reply
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coco in a photo i took 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95712
>>95709
that's what I said
>>95711
turkey isn't a balkan country. it's an arabian middle eastern country.
Zaryan No.95715
kill yourself turkpedo
Zaryan No.95737
>>95680
Zoot will never
>>95672
I :transheart: New England
Zaryan No.95839
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>>95715
this might be you vro

An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out Zaryan No.95675 Reply
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So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think? 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95776
>>95675
Gem of the year. This would've been intriguing to see play out
Zaryan No.95791
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>>95770
i'm not exactly too sure but i think if you were to cut off the two brain halves away from each (as in their connection from one another) other they could control each hand individually and most likely differently, except for some weird twisted reason the right side would control the left hand and the left side would control the right hand, i think... i don't know, i mean i just said and implied i know, but i only heard that don't take my word for it
Zaryan No.95794
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>>95770
ev&oe it IS possible, for example jacking off with your right hand whilst scrolling on yo phone with your left
Zaryan No.95795
>>95791
good
>>95794
evil

Zaryan No.56645 Reply
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Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind. 23 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75782
Bump
Zaryan No.95612
geg
Zaryan No.95613
>>95612
necrobumped it again award
Zaryan No.95742
geg

Zaryan No.95447 Reply
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scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form 35 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95645
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>>95639
i'm not too sure, like i said i'm not a damn lawyer, but i think it all depends on context, and usually on the other sides resources, theoretically if the IP/copyright holder wouldn't say anything to you blatantly using it, nothing would happen. that though ever is usually rare or something. it also depends where (YOU) are residing, and where the content is uploaded, if you were to just posted it on the jewtube xe can easily strike, not even needing to do much, if it was somewhere like let's say here, it would be harder to do something about it, if he were to get your information with or without his lawyers he could probably then try to sue you, but suing internationally is just incredibly painful, hence usually only happens when big shit happens/greedy company is behind. and again, if you live somewhere where they literally do not give a fuck about copyright laws, especially those of the west, you can basically do whatever you want most likely.

again i want to clarify that i am in no way shape or form a lawyer, have a degree in law, nor am i providing legal advice, anything i say is purely my own opinion and should not be framed or treated in any other way.

Zaryan No.95646
I propose a devilish idea just to shame and humiliate Massa by monetizing Ongezellig: printing T-Shirt merch, mugs, drawings etc. and making a profit out of it. Then Massodic jew don't realize how much of a profit he has lost by dropping the show and in his defense would try to copyright Ongezellig to no avail. I mean he did abandon the show so monetizing the thing that he abandoned so much (like a zew) is a troll move. I mean it's like a revenge of zoiets for that nigger cuck of Massadonie
Zaryan No.95660
the unfortunate truth is that massa made zellig just for people in the netherlands and couldn't give less of a fuck about foreigners. even if we can fund it xis first priority are the dutchfags and then xis second priority are also dutchfags. xe is extremely stubborn on making zellig a 100% dutch made series by dutchfags to dutchfags
Zaryan No.95740

>>95660

THE WHOLE reasons why he made it is because he said himself that the dutch fanbase lacked it


Zaryan No.95678 Reply
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Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters
Zaryan No.95682
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>Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters
Zaryan No.95726
>>95678
Woah there chud, you didn't even say please, learn your manners before coming on this site again
Zaryan No.95732
>>95726
Im going to rape you nigger
Zaryan No.95733
>>95678
Perhaps

Zaryan No.95640 Reply
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>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!

>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!

>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!

>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.

>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!

>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!

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Zaryan No.95652
>>95650
>nuzelligcacas don't even have all 'cuck copypastas memorised
ohnononono
Zaryan No.95654
>>95644
The formatting and choice of image gave it away
Zaryan No.95694
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>Alright folks, listen—this is probably the greatest show ever made. Believe me.

>We’ve got three sisters, okay? >Three. Beautiful setup. Dysfunctional, tragic, very entertaining. People are saying it’s better than Succession, but with way more racism. Sad!

>The first sister—she’s the main character, the star, a total loser. I’m talking no friends, zero confidence, massive autism—huge. She’s like a walking Reddit thread. You look at her and you say, “Wow, that’s a shut-in if I’ve ever seen one.” But she’s real. Very real. The incels love her. Probably too much. Honestly disturbing.

>The second one, she’s your basic normie. Very nice. Not a thinker. Kinda like Biden, if Biden was a girl and had emotions. She gets mad at everything—total disaster when she’s angry. Crybaby with fists. But sweet when calm! We like her. We do.

>Now the third one—oh boy—the third one is a racist. I mean, really racist. Not fake racist like CNN says I am. This girl? She hates everyone. Hates the Japanese. Hates the Belgians. Probably hates waffles. Very passionate about being Dutch. Even the Dutch are like, “Wow, tone it down.” Big fan of imperialism. Incredible commitment.

>And you say:
>“But Mr. President, how can the incel and the racist be different people?”

>Well guess what—FUCK YOU. That’s why.

>It’s called Ongezellig. That’s Dutch for “go to hell.” It’s amazing. Everyone’s watching it. Even Putin. He says it's “too dark.” And I told him, “That’s why we love it, Vlad.”

Zaryan No.95695
>>95694
Gem

Zaryan No.95663 Reply
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drew this yesterday.
Zaryan No.95664
<mhr to the oriental animated films
Zaryan No.95665
>>95663
Erm why is this on the janny board

Zaryan No.49815 Reply

GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself

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Made me die out of laugh award.
Zaryan No.95629
up
Zaryan No.95633
>>95629
stop doing this shit nigga
Zaryan No.95635
>>95629
keep doing this piss aryan

Zaryan No.95551 Reply
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https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=SEfJ9u49rZ3N6Z5u
DO SEEN THIS ZARYANS? 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95581
>>95566
my bad i don't have access to my computer ill send the text file later
Zaryan No.95610
>>95551
>inb4 game gets put on a indefinite hiatus
Zaryan No.95611
Tracker in the link. It's the "?si=..." part. Remove that and it'll still work fine but with yTube not getting any info on who accessed the link and where.
Zaryan No.95617
>>95566
i look like this
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