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Zaryan No.95640 Reply
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>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!

>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!

>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!

>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.

>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!

>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!

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Zaryan No.95652
>>95650
>nuzelligcacas don't even have all 'cuck copypastas memorised
ohnononono
Zaryan No.95654
>>95644
The formatting and choice of image gave it away
Zaryan No.95694
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>Alright folks, listen—this is probably the greatest show ever made. Believe me.

>We’ve got three sisters, okay? >Three. Beautiful setup. Dysfunctional, tragic, very entertaining. People are saying it’s better than Succession, but with way more racism. Sad!

>The first sister—she’s the main character, the star, a total loser. I’m talking no friends, zero confidence, massive autism—huge. She’s like a walking Reddit thread. You look at her and you say, “Wow, that’s a shut-in if I’ve ever seen one.” But she’s real. Very real. The incels love her. Probably too much. Honestly disturbing.

>The second one, she’s your basic normie. Very nice. Not a thinker. Kinda like Biden, if Biden was a girl and had emotions. She gets mad at everything—total disaster when she’s angry. Crybaby with fists. But sweet when calm! We like her. We do.

>Now the third one—oh boy—the third one is a racist. I mean, really racist. Not fake racist like CNN says I am. This girl? She hates everyone. Hates the Japanese. Hates the Belgians. Probably hates waffles. Very passionate about being Dutch. Even the Dutch are like, “Wow, tone it down.” Big fan of imperialism. Incredible commitment.

>And you say:
>“But Mr. President, how can the incel and the racist be different people?”

>Well guess what—FUCK YOU. That’s why.

>It’s called Ongezellig. That’s Dutch for “go to hell.” It’s amazing. Everyone’s watching it. Even Putin. He says it's “too dark.” And I told him, “That’s why we love it, Vlad.”

Zaryan No.95695
>>95694
Gem

Zaryan No.95663 Reply
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drew this yesterday.
Zaryan No.95664
<mhr to the oriental animated films
Zaryan No.95665
>>95663
Erm why is this on the janny board

Zaryan No.49815 Reply

GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself

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Zaryan No.49862
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Made me die out of laugh award.
Zaryan No.95629
up
Zaryan No.95633
>>95629
stop doing this shit nigga
Zaryan No.95635
>>95629
keep doing this piss aryan

Zaryan No.95551 Reply
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https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=SEfJ9u49rZ3N6Z5u
DO SEEN THIS ZARYANS? 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95581
>>95566
my bad i don't have access to my computer ill send the text file later
Zaryan No.95610
>>95551
>inb4 game gets put on a indefinite hiatus
Zaryan No.95611
Tracker in the link. It's the "?si=..." part. Remove that and it'll still work fine but with yTube not getting any info on who accessed the link and where.
Zaryan No.95617
>>95566
i look like this

Zaryan No.1148 Reply
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check TheFrogClitty now 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.1195
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>>1155
YOU WILL FUCKING BLEED
Zaryan No.69530
test
Zaryan No.74571
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Zaryan No.95572
Negrobump

Zaryan No.874 Reply
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Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background 33 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95538
>>95531
Kek, it's literal plebbit mindset
Zaryan No.95541
>>95535
Glowing harder than the sun
Zaryan No.95542
>>95535
Of course they do
Zaryan No.95550
>>95535
fed here, this is true!

Zaryan No.8450 Reply
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did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional? 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95544
>>95543
Why do you keep bumping ancient threads nigger
Zaryan No.95545
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>>95544
Cause i can
Zaryan No.95546
>>95545
>luma
send the aislop you got this from NOWWW
Zaryan No.95547
>>95545
he's unearthing ancient Tartarian gems thought long lost to time, he is doing the lords work. Continue, for WE Knqql

Zaryan No.95479 Reply
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gem 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95507
>>95506
This or something
Zaryan No.95517
>>95483
i am a mongoloid chechen rapist from storm-v and i will rape you and destroy your culture
Zaryan No.95518
*storm-hiv
Zaryan No.95540
>>95479
GEMMMM SLAVA ROSSIYA ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Zaryan No.2711 Reply
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Is this real chat? 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2726
>>2723
"you are who you're with" as we say in SerBOREA. Anyone got a hired gun on speed dial?
Zaryan No.2761
iFunnyDEITY dropping unsubstantiated schizonukes as always
Zaryan No.2762
>>2761
You love to see it, folks
Zaryan No.95443
geg

Zaryan No.61258 Reply
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Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE

>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.

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Zaryan No.61606
>>61603
>rapeson walking outside approaching the door
Zaryan No.61609
>>61603
margerald
Zaryan No.61705
>>61603
bone chilling slow burn thread
Zaryan No.95439
zumo

Zaryan No.5436 Reply
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>Doctos I broke my skull!
Zaryan No.95427

>>5436

did it heal yet?

Zaryan No.95437
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>>95427
i don't think so...

Zaryan No.7094 Reply
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reddit toss
Zaryan No.7095
Reddit gold
Zaryan No.95435
>>7094
we need another version of this

Zaryan No.5401 Reply
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do? 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5532
>>5412
>>5412
Sharty /qa/ sucks so much right now, its all just furfags, bronies, and other forms of coomers infesting it, Froot needs to pull a great purge and just perma ban every coomer, remove all posts pertaining to their interests, and in doing so save the party from suffering 4cuck's fate.
Zaryan No.5574
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>>5532
>nooooooooo board diversity is le bad because i'm a selfish little hoarder and also racist
Zaryan No.5610
>>5405
TRUTHMOAB...
Zaryan No.95426

>>5401

imagine now


Zaryan No.5571 Reply
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Make gems with this template. 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5708
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<Well well well, just as I thought. We've captured a cowardly communist!
Zaryan No.5709
>>5708
now THIS is the true gem
Zaryan No.5714
>>5708
chetnikerald
Zaryan No.95425
>>5571
gem

Zaryan No.3836 Reply
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What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?) 15 replies omitted.
PinoyGOD on mobile No.3903
>>3895
TSMT
I wanna see Coco enact TND to avenge her parents. That would be peak kino and could make Zellig stand out as one of the most influential webseries of all time...or something
Zaryan No.3914
>>3836
>>3836
Gemerald mod becomes canon.
Zaryan No.3915
>>3836
>what is deel 7
Zaryan No.95422

>>3836

we have the ending now......

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