Ongezellig

>Nigga Lamp 6 replies omitted.

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‎There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
‎<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
‎Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
‎Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
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‎Fin.
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>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
Maya dies
>GEG! 6 replies omitted.

why so dead cococucks? 3 replies omitted.

Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address

>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD.opens backpack. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket.Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMaya blasts off again like Team Rocket
>GEG!

Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
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I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
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What's wrong with the ones I made?

poop and maya dying 2 replies omitted.

When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her 7 replies omitted.

tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya 23 replies omitted.

let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.

Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite? 9 replies omitted.

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.

They still remember him, geg 19 replies omitted.

should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/ 1 replies omitted.