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Zaryan No.5436
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>Doctos I broke my skull!
Zaryan No.95427

>>5436

did it heal yet?

Zaryan No.95437
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>>95427
i don't think so...

Zaryan No.7094
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reddit toss
Zaryan No.7095
Reddit gold
Zaryan No.95435
>>7094
we need another version of this

Zaryan No.5401 Last Page
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do? 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5532
>>5412
>>5412
Sharty /qa/ sucks so much right now, its all just furfags, bronies, and other forms of coomers infesting it, Froot needs to pull a great purge and just perma ban every coomer, remove all posts pertaining to their interests, and in doing so save the party from suffering 4cuck's fate.
Zaryan No.5574
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>>5532
>nooooooooo board diversity is le bad because i'm a selfish little hoarder and also racist
Zaryan No.5610
>>5405
TRUTHMOAB...
Zaryan No.95426

>>5401

imagine now


Zaryan No.5571 Last Page
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Make gems with this template. 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5708
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<Well well well, just as I thought. We've captured a cowardly communist!
Zaryan No.5709
>>5708
now THIS is the true gem
Zaryan No.5714
>>5708
chetnikerald
Zaryan No.95425
>>5571
gem

Zaryan No.3836 Last Page
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What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?) 15 replies omitted.
PinoyGOD on mobile No.3903
>>3895
TSMT
I wanna see Coco enact TND to avenge her parents. That would be peak kino and could make Zellig stand out as one of the most influential webseries of all time...or something
Zaryan No.3914
>>3836
>>3836
Gemerald mod becomes canon.
Zaryan No.3915
>>3836
>what is deel 7
Zaryan No.95422

>>3836

we have the ending now......


Zaryan No.1603 Last Page
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/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7. 3 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95393
>>95392
At least we're still in the credits
Zaryan No.95397
>>95393
foenkie will edit it out somehow because of xer obsessed tranny nafri nigger hate of us
Zaryan No.95399
>>95397
Foenkie calling upon the dark powers of ancient Molochian gods to edit out a few pixels
Zaryan No.95402
>>95399
Why can't nafris be normal GEG

Zayran No.28843 Last Page
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Well, I don't know... We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam? 52 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.94655
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>>94649
>the second line
Zaryan No.94656
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>THE LEGION SAYS
>WOMAN RIGHTS!
Zaryan No.94657
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>>94656
and that's a good thing.
Zaryan No.95368
>>94655
Embedded Abdul

Zaryan No.82742 Last Page
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If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles 3 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.82885
stroopwaffen ss
Zaryan No.82886
soopwaffels
Zaryan No.82887
soopwaffen guguschaft
Zaryan No.95366
Waffle-SS sounds funny doe

Zaryan No.95109 Last Page
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would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality 3 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95116
Sage this negro down
Zaryan No.95130
>>95110
Not if you believe in blank slate Marxism or some sort of magical mind-body dualism.
Zaryan No.95236
aryan niggers
Zaryan No.95338
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Nigger with an aryan mindset because race is a feeling, not a reality.

Zaryan No.85654 Last Page

>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.

>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.

>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.

>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.

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Zaryan No.85989
>>85987
geg
Zaryan No.85991
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>>85987
>>friendly fire will not be tolerated
Zaryan No.85992
>>85991
looking like that makes you a gigachad though
Zaryan No.95325

Zaryan No.95134 Last Page
WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT 14 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95285
^rterra above me
Zaryan No.95287
>>95285
Schizophrenia (/ˌskΙͺtsΙ™ΛˆfriːniΙ™/ SKIT-sΙ™-FREE-nee-Ι™, US also /ˌskΙͺtsΙ™ΛˆfrΙ›niΙ™/ SKIT-sΙ™-FREN-ee-Ι™) is a mental disorder characterized variously by hallucinations (typically, hearing voices), delusions, disorganized thinking and behavior, and flat or inappropriate affect. Symptoms develop gradually and typically begin during young adulthood and rarely resolve. There is no objective diagnostic test; diagnosis is based on observed behavior, a psychiatric history that includes the person's reported experiences, and reports of others familiar with the person. For a diagnosis of schizophrenia, the described symptoms need to have been present for at least six months (according to the DSM-5) or one month (according to the ICD-11). Many people with schizophrenia have other mental disorders, especially mood, anxiety, and substance use disorders, as well as obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD).
Zaryan No.95288
>>95287
copy pasted a wikikepedia article award
either way you REALLY need to go back to reels or r/ongezellig
Zaryan No.95291
do not reply to post number xxv3ao at 3 AM πŸ’€

Zaryan No.95118 Last Page
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this is stupid but geggy 8 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95190
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>>95187
i don't think xe meant it in a bad way doe, or maybe xe did
Zaryan No.95195
>>95144
You know who else does it for free?
Zaryan No.95261
>>95187
<xe doesn't know
nuzell destruction NOW!
Zaryan No.95286
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>>95261
ohnonononononononoooooo nuzellcacas don't even get the references anymore

Clarifying some people who still have faith of this dead show. Zaryan No.94697 Last Page
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Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next. 29 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.94750
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>>94747
Someone else then because I haven't left this site in the entire week
Zaryan No.94758
I know this is bait but some people really do feel the need to make this dramatic of an exit instead of just leaving unannounced like any other ordinary individual would do. Either way, as some others have mentioned, this site may revolve around the corpse of a failed pilot but seeing the creative works of others still intrigued by the show is nice to have around.
Zaryan No.94776
>>94732
>even doe odessan is an aryan beast
Zaryan No.95267
upguke

Zaryan No.95240 Last Page
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Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx 14 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.95256
>>95255
Esl
Zaryan No.95258
>>95255
I knew something would go wrong.*
Zaryan No.95259
It seems you're more envious atp.
Zaryan No.95260
>>95256
Ok, something would wend wrong
>smugjak.png
Yes not everyone will actually understand this it's so hard to be a linguistics amateur these days

Zaryan No.95239
Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great
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