Ongezellig

>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya...
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya. >sniffles I-I... Maya dies
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>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
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https://youtu.be/AKPec1mviVw
oh my sisa...
it's beautiful... 15 replies omitted.

ZELLIGGERS ARE INVADING ASSEN, DRENTHE.
CIU BROS

https://wplace.live/

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The Zarty will live for another 100000 years. I love you all. 45 replies omitted.

What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg 36 replies omitted.

mayawin 9 replies omitted.

Hey, (You).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.

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Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!

tfw the log is yellow 8 replies omitted.

Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching 6 replies omitted.

It happened here... 5 replies omitted.

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I ever spent 30 dollars on 12 replies omitted.

/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages 2 replies omitted.

Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end. 13 replies omitted.