Ongezellig
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ZWABAG
Get in here of zoiets
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>>100384
You just made the Massadonie jannies clittyleak with this sentence alone
You just made the Massadonie jannies clittyleak with this sentence alone
you know what pisses me off is that he refuses to put any ongezellig related references into these videos even when they could be relevant
>>100497
Even MrAryanPie puts in more relevant references to 'zellig in his work than the actual creator
Even MrAryanPie puts in more relevant references to 'zellig in his work than the actual creator
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>>100113
why is the one in the middle the most attractive though
why is the one in the middle the most attractive though
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>Mayabugs are from Pakistan
My gegdolences
My gegdolences
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do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
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>>100453
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it...
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it...
>>100476
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.
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THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF LETS DO THE MATH TOGETHER
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show
>>100490
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience
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coco frog thread
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>>100199
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
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>>>100199 (You)
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
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>>100205
IM WATCHING YOU
IM WATCHING YOU
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<Maya...
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<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
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<Maya.
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<Maya...
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<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
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>>99853
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity
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MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
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tsmt
mayacare only
mayacare only
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What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
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gugu would happen if massagugu zelligug
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maya fish
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cococacas cant be fish geeeeeeeeeeeeeg
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Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review
https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
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>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
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Nigga this is gemmy!
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can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved 4 replies omitted.
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved 4 replies omitted.
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zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
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>>100317
tsmt
tsmt
>>100314
I'm the first poster you replied to. No, I'm not against this kind of posts, but I know there are boards that are thematically closer to the topic of the thread than /zellig/, and exactly that was noticed. It was a huge misunderstanding from your side.
I'm the first poster you replied to. No, I'm not against this kind of posts, but I know there are boards that are thematically closer to the topic of the thread than /zellig/, and exactly that was noticed. It was a huge misunderstanding from your side.
But if I become a Christian, I have to let brown trannies and jews stomp all over me. Protestants are annoying moralfags anyhow, Catholics are brown, and Orthodoxy is a difficult brown larp. All weak as shit, all worship a dead kike, and all failed to stope the kikes.
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what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
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>>100273
obligatory post
obligatory post
almost all males and maybe some troons. doubt in any biological female lurking here regularly.
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we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
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get good at drawing so you can make your own zellig inspired animation and post it here
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>>100081
I know someone who knows how to copy 'zeligs art style and animation
I know someone who knows how to copy 'zeligs art style and animation
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Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment
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tfw coco walks in on you gooning and she dies of second-hand embarrassment