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>why was "Hoi Maya" taken down from AO3
>it was actually super good and made me cry a bit (which NO FANFICTION has ever done aside from this)
>does someone have an archive because more people need to read it
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT HAVE HECKIN SUFFERINGORINO- ACK!

i know what you are you will explode

>>115937
>i know what you are you will explode

>>>115937
>>i know what you are you will explode

oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh i cant use the toilet because im so retarded and i need a diaper. oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh im going to explode now because i tied myself to a rocket and shot it to the moon

i hate you so much please explode into a million tiny pieces and yes im obsessed

please liquify mentos and inject it into your brain and then pour coke up your nose so your head explodes

>>115942
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>>115945
Marge…

>>115946
the nigger who doesn't understand ANYTHING

>>115935
>not archiving everything 'zellig in a dedicated drive the moment you see it
NGMI

>>115948
>telling some random person to kill themselves over SNCA (and probably made up) is something that EVERYONE KNOWS!!! STUPID NUSOIS RUINING THE SITE

>>115935
hoi maya was coal and always will be coal watch breaking bad instead

>>115964
>its le bad because… BECAUSE IT IS OKAY?!

>>115968
it's le bad because it just is okay

What was it about?

>>115982
Maya kills herself and is a bunch of letters that Coco writes to her after she’s dead and essentially saying how much she misses her and wants her to come back

what if instead of airBNB you went to an airDNB and instead of a house there was a DNB there

what if instead of airBNB you went to an airDNB and instead of a house there was a DNB there

>>115985
clean it up janny

>>115985
what if it became alive and sought revenge

>>115986
its just a dead niggerswede

>>115986
i don't think cartoon gore is against the rules

>>115935
Writer was a cord/reddit tranny who seethed over the fact the fic was passed around on the zarty and took it down like a selfish little fuck

>>115984
what's air BNB and what's DNB

>>115991
https://gwern.net/dnb-faq

>>115991
the nigger who doesn't understand ANYTHING

>>115992
I'ma read dis

>>115990
>THESE 7 CHUDDIES ARE READING MY WORK, AND THEY DONT LIKE IT????! IM TAKING IT DOWN!! NO FUN FOR ANYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>>115990
>>THESE 7 CHUDDIES ARE READING MY WORK, AND THEY DONT LIKE IT????! IM TAKING IT DOWN!! NO FUN FOR ANYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>115996
bro who is this nigger

>>115997
the nigger who doesn't understand ANYTHING

>why was "Hoi Maya" taken down from AO3
>it was actually super good and made me cry a bit (which NO FANFICTION has ever done aside from this)
>does someone have an archive because more people need to read it
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT HAVE HECKIN SUFFERINGORINO- ACK!

>>115935
heres hoi maya for you guys!

>>116050
someone tldr this im a dumb niggermutt who can't read

>>116050
enjoy my ip

>>116052
I will

>>116050
thanks saar

>>116051
maya ACKs herself and coco is sending her letters because of grief or whatever
the ending is like "they were reunited in heaven" or whatever
if you become literate id recommend it, though youll probably be called a sadist because it's not heckin wholesome trannies and seals and is literally about someone grieving the loss of someone which somehow makes you sadistic

>>116064
nobody grieves for 67 years
ts shit is NOT normal...

>>116076
67😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

>>116076
>made it up to make my enemy look dumb award