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Zaryan No.105661 Reply
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anyone else like non-canon / maya's sweet 16 / mayamail maya more than canon / pilot maya? 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105703
>>105674
tsmt i think people sometimes forget she is still 16. obviously her mood is going to shift like crazy which can explain why she’s all angsty in the diary and acts differently in the pilot. wouldve been a better explanation rather than just “NONE of it is canon fuck you”
Zaryan No.105707
Both Maya's sweet 16 and the mayamails are gems because they were written when massa actually gave a fuck about the series
Zaryan No.105708
>>105707
tsmtnvke
Zaryan No.105733
>>105707
The Mayamails especially, before that we had ALMOST nothing

Zaryan No.68911 Reply
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https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mayamail/mayamail-1/viewer?title_no=1032992&episode_no=1
someone on feddit released a comic strip that completely repeats Maya's diary 52 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.77613
>>77612
No, but it wouldn't be out of this world if one of us did it for the gegs
Zaryan No.105685
>>68971
Suffice to say this didn't age well...
Zaryan No.105697
>>105685
the ongezellig curse
Zaryan No.105698
>>105697
Massa used kabbalah magic from the Third Temple

Zaryan No.105627 Reply
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recreated the shittiest "dream" (more like vision? or daydream) i've ever had 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105668
>>105650
a bunch of the soundtrack is getting replaced when monster update comes out doe
Zaryan No.105672
>>105668
it's never coming out sis
Zaryan No.105693
>>105672
truly MU is us lisaryans deel 7
Zaryan No.105695
>>105643
whats wrong with hopeful
>>105693
trvke, deltatroon and that stupid homestuck vivziepop show is coming out before mu and deel 7. has it ever been this over?

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Would maya be one of those feminist foids who always bitch about "Men are trash" considering how much of a heccin 24/7 terminally onlinerinos NEET xhe is 121 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105599
>>105596
Scientists don’t say anything about souls because even by religious understanding they’re immaterial and so outside of the scope of science. But if you bring stuff like souls into the debate you’re entering the realm of religious morality. That’s considered objective by believers, and best challenged with scripture rather than vague semantics.
If you (fourth person, not YOU you) start from a point of view”I don’t care about religion so no one else should” you’ll just talk past people with different axioms.
Zaryan No.105600
>>105596
I swear there has to be a secret foid on the Zarty echoing radfem talking points in words words words paragraphs for the past few months PLEASE TELL US YOU'RE THE FEMALE ZARYAN!!!
Zaryan No.105601
>>105600
>female
>zaryan
Zaryan No.105602
>>105601
I have gathered top WEF funded soyentists and they have caculated in a snopes approved peer reviewed study that there will be exactly one female Zaryan within the Zarty's entire history, and my Foid Detector TM has captured a foid signature lurking on this very thread... it has to be the one. Do you know what kind of discovery that would make? I would be the most revered man in soyentific history right along with Dr Soyberg and Fauci ximself...

Zaryan No.104908 Reply
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I feel like I've noticed something about Ongezellig that nobody has really brought attention to or talked about since its release.
People like to paint this picture that Maya is a mentally ill freak (ADD aka Autism Denial Disorder, Anxiety, Depression) amongst mentally healthy peers, when that isn't really the case.
For example, Coco may seem like a caring, loving, happy individual and well... she is, but have you noticed that she seems to desperately want validation from Maya? Coco stays suffocatingly close to her, and tries to include her in as many activities as she possibly can, in spite of Maya being ONGEZELLIG.
I believe that underneath her easygoing exterior she has a guilt complex and PTSD.
Guilt because of things that either weren't her fault or were the fault of Maya's parents (Maya lost her cat because of Coco's allergies and Maya didn't get the attention she so desperately needed to properly develop because Coco (and Mymy) received such a disproportionate amount of it), and PTSD because her parents met an untimely end.
As for Mymy, she's a sadomasochist with dissociative identity disorder.
She loves humiliating and teasing Maya (Mymy left her tied up and made fun of her like a selfish little fuck) (SADIST), and seems to intentionally get herself hurt (getting herself thwacked in the head by Vera with a bottle after trying to start a "schoolocaust" with a Nerf gun) (MASOCHIST).
She also clitty leaks if you mention her true ethnicity and reverts to speaking Japanese (DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER).
Consider the 'boers DIAGNOSED. 49 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105099
>>105098
That's not very nice.
Zaryan No.105102
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>Bob ## Admin
Zaryan No.105115
>>104908
Maya is a textbook example of what happens to someone who isn't given the attention they need. People who don't get a lot of attention from their parents tend to blame themselves for it, believing they're not good enough.
Zaryan No.105579
>>104916
i wouldnt say abusive but o algo

wtf is a yurifag Zaryan No.105561 Reply
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who is yuri and why is he a fag 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105567
>>105561
a yurifag is when you get off to 2 women loving eachother very very much and thats against God
Zaryan No.105569
>>105567
In Russia, male children are unironically named after yuri btw.
Zaryan No.105570
>>105566
even though >>99624
Zaryan No.105571
this thread is proof of the kuzzyist migration...

Zaryan No.105282 Reply
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Both of them are the same race (African)

Cocofails...ur response?
>GEG!

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Zaryan No.105473
>>105435
Doesn't your 'cord showcase zellig 'p?
JackoWacko No.105490

>>105473
no it does not

id happily post a invite if youd like to see for yourself


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Zaryan No.105493
>>105490
groomed kate award
Zaryan No.105511
>>105490
Finally

What was the Zelty? Zaryan No.105331 Reply
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There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105333
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Zelligparty.soy (also known as Zelty) is a hidden imageboard created in late August of 2024 as a Zarty splinter in reaction to New Zarty Order. The users call themselves "Zhuds", but are commonly refered to as Zeltycucks. Zelty is best known and hated for their controversial doxing culture. As opposed to Soyzellig.party NSFW and gore is allowed and even encouraged. The site is owned by namefag called Zhud##Koos, as well as literal who Hoot, who has some relation to Simul.
Zaryan No.105334
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>>105333
doctors
Zaryan No.105455
>>105333
Can snopes fact-check this claim
Zaryan No.105474
>>105331
fake move on

Japsterdam !cbkujpH7is No.105215 Reply
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How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student? 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105265
>>105236
Her bbc
NIGGER WHAT IS THIS
Zaryan No.105307
>>105265
Her Bright Blue Coat, that is
Zaryan No.105308
>>105265
>9hours up
Jannies?
Zaryan No.105312
>>105265
Oh finally

Zaryan No.105155 Reply
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The perfect ongezellig sparta remix 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105206
>>105186
>let me be anything but White
(((autism)))
Zaryan No.105212
>>105155
>>105204
There were two other videos besides these, from Jan 2024 if I remember correctly. But the OP is right anyway.
Zaryan No.105213
>>105212
AND ONE ON THE YOUTUBE btw, although I don't have access to it anymore.
Zaryan No.105281
>>105204
trans affirming audio of zoeits

newfag questions Zaryan No.105119 Reply
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newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions

  1. how do you change the color of the text?
  2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
  3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
  4. how do you dox someone?
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Japsterdam !cbkujpH7is No.105243
Hello we love milfs here. Also Vera is our main character
Zaryan No.105244
>>105243
shut up fucking nigger
Zaryan No.105245
>>105243
keep speaking chaste aryan
Zaryan No.105279
>>105211
my iq is superior to yours

Zaryan No.1206 Reply
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FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 1 replies omitted.
NÖOK No.1211
i keep getting bugged as to where i cant place pixels without crashing after using an autoclicker for 10 seconds
Zaryan No.105226
wypipo dont season they bumps
Zaryan No.105229
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exal !.H7kzoNfx2 No.105237
oh this was the sharty's ppf basically?

Zaryan No.103721 Reply
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>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>send
https://aistudio.google.com/ 29 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.104825
>>104819
The fucking website doesn't work it cucks me out
Zaryan No.104830
>Ai… LE BAD
Zaryan No.105205
>you should like, please heckkin leave our safe space 'cordtroon
Zaryan No.105235
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>>105205
tsmt

Zaryan No.105183 Reply
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
Zaryan No.105196

/Sing/ Zaryan No.69911 Reply
Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets 60 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.103910
it's saying "phallus" as in the pooner sex organ
Zaryan No.103915
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>We built this phallus from forearm skin, I am noooow a reaaal maaaannn!!!
Zute No.105135
Zaryan No.105159

[Intro]
Yes, sir
You already know this is based on a true story (Woo)
A story of how I shit my pants in real life
Among Us
Yes, shit my pants (Woo)
I shitted in my pants, yes

[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna go to the bathroom because I shit my pants
I'm gonna pull down my pants, and I'm not gonna wipe because I can
I feel the diarrhea spreading down my legs, going through my toenails
That's why people say I sound like I'm 8
People only talk because they don't know thе pain
The pain of shitting your pants
Diarrhea going through your leg
I don't wanna wipе my ass no more, it's too late
The diarrhea got to my knee and my leg (Woo)
What the fuck?
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Get tickets as low as $81
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I SHITTED IN MY PANTS
COCKAHOLICS
Ms. Jackson
OutKast
It’s Been So Long
The Living Tombstone
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Bridge]
Me and my booty
Got special things goin' on
You say, "That's dirty." (Woo)
I'm asking, "What the fuck is wrong?"
I'm broke, no money
The big booty is on the run
You can suck on di-ick, but you can't predict some bull-shitted in my pants
People ask me how I shit my pants
I say, "You gotta pull down your pants
Let that shit drop, then pick it up with your hands
Pull up your pants (Woo)
Then you put that shit inside your mouth
"Oh, man."
[Break]
I shitted in my pants
They ask me, "Did you really shit your pants, though?"
Hell yeah
I love shitting my pants (Woo)
It feels good when the diarrhea is going down my ass, goddamn

[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Outro]
You know, sometimes you just gotta shit your pants (Sometimes, shit)
Let that shit drop ([?])
It feels so nice when it just comes out
So fluffy, you know? (Shit your pants)
It feels amazing when you shit your pants
Not on the toilet, but on your pants
So amazing (Shitted my pa-)

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