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wtf is a yurifag Zaryan No.105561 Last Page
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who is yuri and why is he a fag 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105567
>>105561
a yurifag is when you get off to 2 women loving eachother very very much and thats against God
Zaryan No.105569
>>105567
In Russia, male children are unironically named after yuri btw.
Zaryan No.105570
>>105566
even though >>99624
Zaryan No.105571
this thread is proof of the kuzzyist migration...

Zaryan No.105282 Last Page
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Both of them are the same race (African)

Cocofails...ur response?
>GEG!

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Zaryan No.105473
>>105435
Doesn't your 'cord showcase zellig 'p?
JackoWacko No.105490

>>105473
no it does not

id happily post a invite if youd like to see for yourself


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Zaryan No.105493
>>105490
groomed kate award
Zaryan No.105511
>>105490
Finally

What was the Zelty? Zaryan No.105331 Last Page
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There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105333
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Zelligparty.soy (also known as Zelty) is a hidden imageboard created in late August of 2024 as a Zarty splinter in reaction to New Zarty Order. The users call themselves "Zhuds", but are commonly refered to as Zeltycucks. Zelty is best known and hated for their controversial doxing culture. As opposed to Soyzellig.party NSFW and gore is allowed and even encouraged. The site is owned by namefag called Zhud##Koos, as well as literal who Hoot, who has some relation to Simul.
Zaryan No.105334
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>>105333
doctors
Zaryan No.105455
>>105333
Can snopes fact-check this claim
Zaryan No.105474
>>105331
fake move on

Japsterdam !cbkujpH7is No.105215 Last Page
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How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student? 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105265
>>105236
Her bbc
NIGGER WHAT IS THIS
Zaryan No.105307
>>105265
Her Bright Blue Coat, that is
Zaryan No.105308
>>105265
>9hours up
Jannies?
Zaryan No.105312
>>105265
Oh finally

Zaryan No.105155 Last Page
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The perfect ongezellig sparta remix 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105206
>>105186
>let me be anything but White
(((autism)))
Zaryan No.105212
>>105155
>>105204
There were two other videos besides these, from Jan 2024 if I remember correctly. But the OP is right anyway.
Zaryan No.105213
>>105212
AND ONE ON THE YOUTUBE btw, although I don't have access to it anymore.
Zaryan No.105281
>>105204
trans affirming audio of zoeits

newfag questions Zaryan No.105119 Last Page
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newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions

  1. how do you change the color of the text?
  2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
  3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
  4. how do you dox someone?
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Japsterdam !cbkujpH7is No.105243
Hello we love milfs here. Also Vera is our main character
Zaryan No.105244
>>105243
shut up fucking nigger
Zaryan No.105245
>>105243
keep speaking chaste aryan
Zaryan No.105279
>>105211
my iq is superior to yours

Zaryan No.1206 Last Page
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FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 1 replies omitted.
NÖOK No.1211
i keep getting bugged as to where i cant place pixels without crashing after using an autoclicker for 10 seconds
Zaryan No.105226
wypipo dont season they bumps
Zaryan No.105229
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exal !.H7kzoNfx2 No.105237
oh this was the sharty's ppf basically?

Zaryan No.103721 Last Page
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>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>send
https://aistudio.google.com/ 29 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.104825
>>104819
The fucking website doesn't work it cucks me out
Zaryan No.104830
>Ai… LE BAD
Zaryan No.105205
>you should like, please heckkin leave our safe space 'cordtroon
Zaryan No.105235
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>>105205
tsmt

Zaryan No.105183
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
Zaryan No.105196

/Sing/ Zaryan No.69911 Last Page
Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets 60 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.103910
it's saying "phallus" as in the pooner sex organ
Zaryan No.103915
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>We built this phallus from forearm skin, I am noooow a reaaal maaaannn!!!
Zute No.105135
Zaryan No.105159

[Intro]
Yes, sir
You already know this is based on a true story (Woo)
A story of how I shit my pants in real life
Among Us
Yes, shit my pants (Woo)
I shitted in my pants, yes

[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna go to the bathroom because I shit my pants
I'm gonna pull down my pants, and I'm not gonna wipe because I can
I feel the diarrhea spreading down my legs, going through my toenails
That's why people say I sound like I'm 8
People only talk because they don't know thе pain
The pain of shitting your pants
Diarrhea going through your leg
I don't wanna wipе my ass no more, it's too late
The diarrhea got to my knee and my leg (Woo)
What the fuck?
See rap shows near Amsterdam
Get tickets as low as $81
You might also like
I SHITTED IN MY PANTS
COCKAHOLICS
Ms. Jackson
OutKast
It’s Been So Long
The Living Tombstone
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Bridge]
Me and my booty
Got special things goin' on
You say, "That's dirty." (Woo)
I'm asking, "What the fuck is wrong?"
I'm broke, no money
The big booty is on the run
You can suck on di-ick, but you can't predict some bull-shitted in my pants
People ask me how I shit my pants
I say, "You gotta pull down your pants
Let that shit drop, then pick it up with your hands
Pull up your pants (Woo)
Then you put that shit inside your mouth
"Oh, man."
[Break]
I shitted in my pants
They ask me, "Did you really shit your pants, though?"
Hell yeah
I love shitting my pants (Woo)
It feels good when the diarrhea is going down my ass, goddamn

[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants

[Outro]
You know, sometimes you just gotta shit your pants (Sometimes, shit)
Let that shit drop ([?])
It feels so nice when it just comes out
So fluffy, you know? (Shit your pants)
It feels amazing when you shit your pants
Not on the toilet, but on your pants
So amazing (Shitted my pa-)


What are the specs of Maya's PC Zaryan No.105014 Last Page
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You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105055
>>105014
gemmy datamining thread
Zaryan No.105067
>>105034
Ev&oe the GPUs have a price tag making the decision to use a GPU more based on finances rather than personal interests. A browser is free and it is easy to be more unique with your choice, but the same doesnt apply to GPUs or something
Zaryan No.105068
>>105067
Fuck you're actually talking about CPUs here but same difference anyway
Zaryan No.105140
>>105034
speaking of Brave can anyone find any info on the system requirements of Brave in 2019?

Zaryan No.104893 Last Page
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Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is. 16 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.105092
its over, time to make zelligparty.soy
Zaryan No.105094
>>105092
what would be the abbreviation for it?
Zaryan No.105096
>>105094
zelty
Zaryan No.105101
>forced the zelty again award
>Shilled it again award

Zaryan No.29528
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marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
Zaryan No.105097
Kek, is there anything he didn't steal?

If ongezellig was set in America Zaryan No.104963 Last Page
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The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.
<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC

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Zaryan No.105060
This thread was already made
Zaryan No.105077
>>105033
yeah but its funnier if she fits the stereotype of the Mexican who larps as a "based trad-cath crusader"
Zaryan No.105078
>>105039
>evendoe the american elite at the begining were mason gooners
Zaryan No.105079
>>105060
i wrote this all by myself doe

Cuddle with Black Maya Zaryan No.104853 Last Page
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<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing) 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.104875
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>>104868
(crushes you with our bare hands)
OdessanBvll !!TeCGC9t8TU No.104877
>>104875
Go back to discord roleplay groupchat😭💀🙏
Zaryan No.104880
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>>104877
(casts a spell that makes you have 2 heads)
You'd be thanking me when your government sends you to the frontlines.
Zaryan No.105002
>>104853
COOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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