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HEED MY WARNING Zaryan No.26833 Last Page
In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting. 96 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.41667
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>>41649
>Onjelqing or howeva yt ppl season their food an shiet
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Zaryan No.110540
>>110539
holy shit, koosbros? Our response?
Zaryan No.110542
>>110540
koos is like caesar, being a title of rulership, which is why it is chud ## koos, instead of chud ## admin. but this does imply koos will be killed by many blades

Zaryan No.110524 Last Page
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Is Cato bald? 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.110526
No she just has deep hair
Zaryan No.110527
>>110526
okay
Zaryan No.110528
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>deep hair
Zaryan No.110531
>>110528
Thick hair or something, idk how to say it

Zaryan No.25519 Last Page
Zellig is a sharty culture 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.25531
>>25527
>toddler normieslop going viral
It's not the own you think it is
Zaryan No.25532
>>25527
Comparing goyslop to a24 slowburn gemerald award
Zaryan No.25534
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>more popular = better
Zaryan No.110522
>>25519
true

Zaryan No.13115 Last Page
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Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are? 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.110489
>>13129
Why are his eyes so far up? He looks like a turkic proto-bulgar down syndrome deity o algo
Zaryan No.110490
>>110445
>Hecking weirdos in the fandom of a show about 3 high school girls, how could've this happened, they're making my clitty leak
Zaryan No.110493
>>110490
making wah leak?
Zaryan No.110502
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>wah

Zaryan No.2094 Last Page
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Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
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Zaryan No.2141
>>2094
pomnibro...
Zaryan No.2144
>>2094
Why do you post this degen trash?
Zaryan No.110500
marge
Zaryan No.110505
i would never let anyone hurt her

Zaryan No.2145 Last Page
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schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
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Zaryan No.2179
>>2177
https://www.roblox.com/catalog/10907545/I-wuv-u
speaking of which i found the omgsisa face on roblox
Zaryan No.2183
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>>2179
OMGSISA
Zaryan No.110499
bait
Zaryan No.110509
it can also be interpreted as "digging farmer" which is a much more fitting explanation for a second name.
even if you interpret as your way (the wrong way) it isn't even Mymy's real surname, that would be Tachibana (associated with citrus)

Zaryan No.5876 Last Page
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shitty discord site loooool
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Zaryan No.6237
>>6231
mossad pulling logs
Mods 'nish this gangstalker
Zaryan No.6825
GEEEEEEEG ITS SO OVER, ZELLIGCLITTIES
Zaryan No.6829
>>6825
Blud got the memo 2 weeks late
Zaryan No.110498
brutal

Zaryan No.2099 Last Page
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How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
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Zaryan No.110497
what
Zaryan No.110506
stop bumping this antimatter, i'll never let anyone hurt Mymy
Zaryan No.110507
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>what
Zaryan No.110510
i suppose in bumping these threads youre forcing the jannies to delete them in order to maintain the site's reputation. i usually wouldn't support history erasure but for horrible garbage like these posts i'll make an exception

Zaryan No.4535
jannes deleting gemmy threads
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PinoyGOD No.4537
>>4535
>jannies deleting gemmy threads
Zaryan No.4538
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I DEMAND you EXECUTE this COON for conspiracy and treason NOW
Zaryan No.110496
up
Zaryan No.110511
aryan janny deleting coal threads

Zaryan No.2774
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When she sees the TBP or something

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>597 posts omitted. Click reply to view.
Zaryan No.2788
bbc albeit
Zaryan No.2794
>>2774
>I'm so tired I fell for this. I really should just get up and fix myself a drink or something.
Zaryan No.110495
hmm

Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life Zaryan No.32874 Last Page
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Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality 66 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.110381
>>110306
>a burst of relationship anxiety killed the whole vibe
wdym?
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>>110381
Xe moved on.

<...Traitor.

Zaryan No.110491
>>32908
Ev&oe serbs are aryan TMD beasts and you're an arap turkish mutt
Zaryan No.110492
I know this is you you ungrateful british cunt

Zaryan No.110323 Last Page
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What is your favorite 'zellig art ever, official or unofficial? Mine has to be this beautiful gemerald 50 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.110431
>>110430
we all love bob's cow farm
Zaryan No.110432
>>110326
AnimationGODs won
Zaryan No.110434
>>110340
He has repented for these posts and as good Christians we should forgive him
Zaryan No.110478
>>110323
The one drawn by Aiden where the girls are having a picnic (btw the ending of Ongezellig, Massa told me in a dream)

Zaryan No.110468
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Somebody rape and kill the nigger who keeps necrobumping 2-year-old threads every fucking day.
Zaryan No.110470
>>110468
Nah, I'm too busy.
Zaryan No.110471
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>draw the nigger who keeps necrobumping 2-year old threads every fucking day

Zaryan No.54996 Last Page
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I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon 23 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.110465
>>110461
indeed
Zaryan No.110466
>>110461 blud is going to kill >>110460
Zaryan No.110467
>>110461
Now translate it into human langue, you slf
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>ok PQTRIOTS were gonna be learning about why israel is our greatest ally
<uhh question? doesn't israel have a history of attacking us, though?
^yeah, it says here that in 1967, israel attacked the USS Libe-
>NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE YOU TWO EXPELLED 8 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.108568
>>108567
failquote
Zaryan No.108570
>>108567
geg
Zaryan No.108671
>1967
67 💀🫱
Zaryan No.110462
bump
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