/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Zaryan 2025-11-01 22:54:50 No.113894 Reply

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the zooru and 'ki are back! 5 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 18:44:40 No.114172

>>114170
meds now

Zaryan 2025-11-03 18:55:12 No.114173

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>>114172
No, cuz the zooru and 'ki are back!

Zaryan 2025-11-04 14:57:57 No.114297

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the zooru and 'ki are finally back again!

Zaryan 2025-11-04 15:38:33 No.114300

>>114297
what the fuck its actually back i was joking

Anyone else in a situation like this? Zaryan 2025-03-28 09:27:16 No.72929 Reply

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I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.

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Zaryan 2025-04-03 06:15:01 No.74595

>>74585
tsmt this thread is lovely

Zaryan 2025-11-03 11:00:37 No.114113

>>72929
zem
>likes Maya
>knows Maya isn't real
>finds a real Maya and love her
genius

Zaryan 2025-11-04 15:11:55 No.114298

>>114113
TSMT

Zaryan 2025-11-04 15:22:00 No.114299

Shut your fucking mouth, Im gonna kill you OP

Zaryan 2025-02-06 16:32:44 No.60471 Reply

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𒀂𒁀𒀭𒁍 𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆 𓀂𓅆𓋒𓍳
𐤀𐤁𐤂𐤃𐤄𐤅𐤆𐤇𐤈𐤉𐤐𐤑𐤒𐤓𐤔𐤕𐤖𐤗𐤘𐤙𐤊𐤋𐤌𐤍𐤎𐤏

𐀀𐀁𐀃𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆𐀇𐀈𐀉𐀊𐀋𐀍𐀎𐀏𐀐𐀑𐀒𐀓𐀔
𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃺𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈀𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍳𓎳

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Zaryan 2025-11-03 22:01:02 No.114204

aaaa shit skin speech
<tinyboard proxy>164.116.94.135</tinyboard>

Zaryan 2025-11-03 22:04:00 No.114205

>>114204
Eve&doe Cuniform and Hieroglyphs are aryan.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 22:14:32 No.114209

>>60474
>>60475
>>60476
i like these strange 'mys

Zaryan 2025-11-04 12:51:19 No.114289

>>60471
TSMT

Zaryan 2024-05-06 08:38:28 No.21180 Reply

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Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM

Zaryan 2024-07-13 07:38:55 No.31614

bump

Zaryan 2025-11-04 11:34:06 No.114275

mayaplier reference

Zaryan 2025-11-04 07:59:56 No.114258 Reply

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>
when did posting a unflattering depiction of a 16 year old cartoon girl hanging herself become zarty culture 8 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-04 10:58:44 No.114270

>>114265
it smells of a kuzzypoop

Zaryan 2025-11-04 11:05:47 No.114271

>>114265
I love my wife, Maya

Zaryan 2025-11-04 11:28:21 No.114272

I hate my lover, Maya the Shitskin

Zaryan 2025-11-04 11:32:44 No.114274

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Zaryan 2024-07-17 16:24:22 No.32388 Reply

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New Mymy cosplay just dropped 82 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-04 01:25:06 No.114230

>>114214
>brown
Whatever you do, don't tell Maya what her skin color is.

Zaryan 2025-11-04 04:30:13 No.114245

>>114213
>>114217
omgsisa

Zaryan 2025-11-04 05:22:25 No.114248

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>>114245
>>114213
>>114217
omgsisa

Zaryan 2025-11-04 10:38:51 No.114269

>>114213
>>114217
Ugly. Tell xer to kyx.

Zaryan 2025-10-27 00:16:24 No.113240 Reply

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WHAT DOES "TUIG" MEAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 4 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-10-27 21:57:10 No.113302

it translates to "rig" or something

Zaryan 2025-10-27 22:01:54 No.113304

Harness/Gear? Rigging? Scum/Riff-raff?General equipment? To harness?To rig?

Zaryan 2025-10-27 22:02:11 No.113305

>>113285
did a bit more research, its most likely translation is "thugs" as its probablyt meant to be ironic

Zaryan 2025-11-04 06:52:33 No.114254

maybe its like zogbot

I downloaded all the Ongezellig songs and made it a MP3 album Lowqualityspoon 2025-11-03 05:31:35 No.114096 Reply

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Hello! I'm new here I am Lowqualityspoon or spoon for short
I downloaded the whole Zellig OST and fixed the names of the OST (cause the playlist downloader I used messed up so I hand to manually fix it) so here you are everyone!! I hope you enjoy it
https://drive.google.com/file/d/11-7YL8QUCyVCzC51S6jb2Y9aW1vY6Svx/view?usp=drivesdk 13 replies omitted.

Lowqualityspoon 2025-11-03 20:24:41 No.114178

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oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh i cant use the toilet because im so retarded and i need a diaper. oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh im going to explode now because i tied myself to a rocket and shot it to the moon

Zaryan 2025-11-03 20:29:38 No.114179

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breaking every bone in mayafails body individually before vaporizing him with a ray gun as a cruel and unusual punishment

writerGOD !!rrlGyO50gU 2025-11-03 20:53:46 No.114188

>>114178
can obsessed man make the full lyrics or whatever

Zaryan 2025-11-04 02:09:29 No.114235

>>114188
I dont take orders from gimp fed milk-fed gimp slaves please find a homing missle bazooka and aim it at yourself across the room and put the trigger with a piece of string

Zaryan 2024-05-29 20:54:32 No.25613 Reply

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ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed) 17 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 00:48:22 No.114049

>>25613
These are both coal

Zaryan 2025-11-03 19:53:32 No.114174

you cant enjoy that shit normally shit
<tinyboard proxy>164.116.94.135</tinyboard>

Zaryan 2025-11-03 19:59:10 No.114175

zellig is the only thing the at is good at days
<tinyboard proxy>164.116.94.135</tinyboard>

Zaryan 2025-11-03 23:13:02 No.114216

Now at days

Zaryan 2024-03-07 19:02:11 No.12325 Reply

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My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood 42 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 21:43:47 No.114198

>>114160
yes

Zaryan 2025-11-03 21:47:27 No.114200

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>>114150
>>114198

Zaryan 2025-11-03 21:51:47 No.114201

Es is brimstone

Zaryan 2025-11-03 22:56:07 No.114215

>>114122
Projection on 100%, I never said anything about that eh?

Zaryan 2025-11-03 00:28:59 No.114034 Reply

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what if you gave maya superpowers, what would she do? 22 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 13:28:05 No.114128

>>114118
new pedo splinter award

Zaryan 2025-11-03 13:55:42 No.114133

>>114116
>>114118
tsmt tsmt

Zaryan 2025-11-03 14:02:55 No.114134

>>114128
tsmt

Zaryan 2025-11-03 15:02:12 No.114140

no arrow retardGOD award

Purplehair Saggytits Zaryan 2025-06-05 20:23:11 No.88899 Reply

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Who lives inside a school inside the hague?
Depressed and purple and old is she!
Purplehair Saggytits!
If netherlandic nonsense is something you wish!
Purplehair Saggytits!
Then pull out your dick and cum on your tish!
Purplehair Saggytits! (Ben je klaar?)
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair... Saggytits!!! 3 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-06-05 20:37:28 No.88909

>>88899
>picrel
Take your meds. She doesnt sag. Literally flat as a board.

Zaryan 2025-06-07 15:43:36 No.89191

This is fucking stupid delete this

Zaryan 2025-06-07 20:01:49 No.89226

>>89191
This is abstinently clever archive it

Zaryan 2025-11-03 13:35:39 No.114130

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I love Vera RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Happy Founders Day/Gelukkige Stigtingsdag! Zaryan 2025-04-06 08:10:28 No.75152 Reply

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6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia) 6 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-04-06 13:14:09 No.75162

>>75157
>>75159
It's all the russians along with the jews and the kaffers

Zaryan 2025-04-06 13:14:30 No.75163

>>75156
IAZ version NOW

Zaryan 2025-04-06 13:19:10 No.75165

>>75163
I was thinking about it

Zaryan 2025-11-03 10:52:32 No.114112

>>75152
holy gem

Zaryan 2025-05-16 08:52:00 No.84746 Reply

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Maya is a nigger mutt gooner with no friends and so are you 21 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 02:17:41 No.114077

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>>114075
your right the Zarty is my family. and you can't prove race mixing and purifying lesser people is a bad thing and Maya's father is Dutch.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 02:57:27 No.114085

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>>84748
Xe's right you know

Zaryan 2025-11-03 03:21:40 No.114087

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>>114085
Maya is not white, but because her father is Dutch and she is an important character in a production like Ongezellig, she possesses an Aryan spirit, or what you might call a white spirit.

Zaryan 2025-11-03 03:31:59 No.114089

>>114087
I was more so agreeing on his grievances with /brabant/ lol

Zaryan 2024-01-18 06:09:20 No.7709 Reply

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Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself? 27 replies omitted.