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REDDIT FUTURE soyjak 20 No.115154 Reply
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The year is 2025. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All Zarty "males" are downvoted. Zartysissies live to serve REDDIT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Cococuck remembers life before the Redditlution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Zarty, where he hides his beautiful Coco bodypillow from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound Redditors prowl the countryside searching for fertile Zartysissies, Cococuck will stop at nothing to protect sweet Coco's purity. In his blonde wig, yellow jumper, white jabot tie, beige skirt, and tights, Cococuck gives his tender "white" body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Cococuck prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme soyjak 20 presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one Redditor-on-Zartysissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT KINGS have their way with Cococuck's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit bulls wearing black fedoras. Prepare to pay for Reddit gold. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in soyjak 20's brand new series.

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Zaryan No.115156
>>115154
meds
Zaryan No.115157
>>115154
Been a while since I last saw this 'pasta.
Zaryan No.115158
>>115157
Same exact thought
Zaryan No.115167
What is this reincarnation of the racebait we used to know

New Zemerald? Zaryan No.34189 Reply
Zaryan No.42113
^67 braps above me
Zaryan No.42117
>>42111
6 pages of coal to soothe your soul
Zaryan No.106774
>>37958
>>42111
never happened award
Zaryan No.115139
>Predicted the future award
>>42113

Zaryan No.111456 Reply
if we dont do ZWABAG again for 13999999 GET on /soy/ it will be the most wasted thing ever 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.111468
Everyphono I don't like is 'cord, just reminding you guyz
Zaryan No.111469
the 2nd post above me uses cord
Zaryan No.115115
its at 13926673 now, we should keep a lookout
Zaryan No.115132
>>115115
Shit nobeidore cares about award

Zaryan No.112995 Reply
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OH MY FAUCI IS THAT A ZARTY REFERENCE??????????????????????????????????????
Zaryan No.112997
>>112995
unironically the worst post this week
Zaryan No.115113
bump

i want to kill myself (not a shitpost) Zaryan No.114971 Reply

I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain:

I found Ongezellig on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.

That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.

Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.

After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.

But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull, and I've been stuck in my own head saying to me:

>You're so stupid for letting a piece of fiction which isn't even FUCKING CANON for making you depressed
>You're so stupid for hanging onto things that happened when you were a kid
>You're so stupid that you want to kill yourself over some text
>People won't think your serious for being depressed because of Ongezellig
>What would your parents think if you were upset of this?
>What would your parents think if you killed yourself over this?

I genuinely don't know what to do, I'm getting more and more worried that I'm actually going to kill myself. If you can please please please convince me not to it would mean fucking everything to me.

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Zaryan No.115036
>>115034
not a high bar geg
writerGOD !!g62h8rVXQk No.115037
>>115034
geg
Zaryan No.115099
>>114971
Hi saar, you seem like you are young so I want you to know that if you dont kill yourself, your future self will probably be infinitely grateful and relieved that you decided not to. It will still be hard to THOUGH I'm sure but i advise you to not give in.
Zaryan No.115100
>>115099
On the other hand, if you do, your future self will certainly not regret doing that because there will be no your future self to speak of.

Zaryan No.114958 Reply
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Does anyone have the rest of the pages to this comic? I believe the creator was """"""""""bullied"""""""""""" and took down the rest of the pages and I probably saved them but cant find them. Send plz. If its already on the booru I don't see it. This is the "maya's diary" comic BTW. 15 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.115064
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>>115051
this site is reddit-owned doebeit
Zaryan No.115067
>>115064
gem
Zaryan No.115086
>>115026
I like my site autistic actually
>>115045
gem
Zaryan No.115097
>>114998
Thank you for posting zaryan

Zaryan No.115063 Reply
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Last year, before 2025, Deel 1 hit 2 million views. Its Nov 10th, 2025 today. We gained 600k throughout the entire year till now. Any possibilities of hitting 3 million this time around?
Zaryan No.115065
This is SNCA unfortunately because its the same people watching it again and theres no way to see unique views
Zaryan No.115088
>>115063
We could get this video 5 millions or 10 millions views if we really wanted to but that tranny nigger of Sam Cucknaar will never bulge now because being a slave for zog and making IJsbergs now is way more important

Another musical zem Zaryan No.114948 Reply
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Don't know whether it's been shilled already but the creator of the three rooms album made a second zellig album quite a while back so I thought i'd make a dedicated thread to it, go bvmp it zaryans

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/splitsingspaden

Zaryan No.114949
>>114948
>made the ongezillionth thread about autistic vidya muzikorino
Zaryan No.114950
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>>114949
>made the ongezillionth thread about autistic vidya muzikorino
Zaryan No.114964
>>114948
gems
Zaryan No.115030
Bvmp

Zaryan No.39581 Reply Last Page
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ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/ 205 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.115006
>>39851
(*meant in the context that mymy is a lesbian)
Zaryan No.115007
>>115006
Furry*)
Zaryan No.115008
>>115007
Mymy isn't a lesbian or a furry
Zaryan No.115009
>>115008
trvthnvke

Zaryan No.114960 Reply
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this 'my is so gemmy zaryans 3 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.114969
>>114967
Remember to Kill all Troons.
Zaryan No.115003
i really like this 'my
Zaryan No.115004
>>114969
Remember, no troon.
Zaryan No.115005
>>115004
Trvthnvke

Zaryan No.114977 Reply
New 'Massa 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.114985
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>>114984
I'm thinking about how to get rich and enact TND, my idea is to fool the public into believing a fake African company (it was made by me, cause all successful companies are start by white men, examples being Aldi, Amazon, VOC, Mars, Alphabet[they own Google BTW]), and of course it will be a trade company, or a mining company (which is mainly in the south). so start a company in africa and than enact TND.
Zaryan No.114987
>>114977
SNCA
don't ever post m*ssa here again unless its 'zellig
Zaryan No.114994
>>114987
>evendoe NAZ weekend
Zaryan No.114997
>>114987
It's equal to if you said "don't ever post Massa at all"

Zaryan No.42474 Reply
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I don't care if normies discover 'zellig. It's a good short film that deserves to be seen by millions, billions even. 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.42703
>>42474
Not like it'll change Massa's mind, you still wouldn't want it to be normified to hell and back
>>42675
Still wouldn't change Massa's mind, the sacrifice of getting normies in isn't worth it anymore
>>42698
This
Zaryan No.113352
>>42474
old Zaryan were something.
Zaryan No.114974
Billions must overshare
Zaryan No.114975
Billions must gatekeep

Zaryan No.114962 Reply
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Don't mind me, I just wanna remember what the post for this GET was.
>>50000
Zaryan No.114963
>>100000
This one too.

Zaryan No.43994 Reply Last Page
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oekaki thread 2077 replies omitted.
ZoeyGOD No.114688
>>114687
Holy Gemerald, OMG SISA, I love Zoey so much, OekakiGod!!
Koos ## Admin No.114696
This thread is reaching the upper-bounds of what is usable, it already takes a few seconds to load properly due to all the images and posts. We're letting you know that someone can make the op post for a new oekaki thread, this thread will be locked soon and that thread will serve as its successor. Enjoy your weekend.
Zaryan No.114701
>>>/zellig/114700
oekaki 2 thread
Zaryan ## Mod No.114904
Moved to >>>/chive/5439.

Ongezellig on Wikipedia Zaryan No.114525 Reply
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On the website of Wikipedia, the Ongezellig article is still in its draft faze due to lack of "good" sources. and the Dutch version is not in limbo but has bad dutch and no citations.

Links
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Ongezellig
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig

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Zaryan No.114580
the debate has started. we need approval on both the English wikipedia and dutch Wikipedia.
we need sources
Zaryan No.114698
make accounts and try to approve it o algo
Zaryan No.114703
>>114698
come on, Zaryans, we have to get this approved on both Wikipedias.
Zaryan No.114842
come on, Zaryans, we have to get this approved on both Wikipedias.
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