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Zaryan No.39934
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>>39922
These are very close things, the last have much in common with the first or even follows from it. Anyway, discussing such a personage like Maya, you should keep in mind that she's very “special”, that's to say have some deviations and fetishes which are the results of her whole degradation at all. I confess I probably hyperbolize a few phrases in the song, but it barely changes something.
Zaryan No.39956
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>...coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
>then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.
She's not that bad afterall...
Zaryan No.39957
>>39922
the normalnigger gaslighting never ends
imagine being humiliated and ostracized your whole life but it's your heckin fault according to your reddit brain
how do people like you even browse imageboards?
Zaryan No.39958

>>39957
Because they're not imageboard natives, no actual respectable IB user would say the things they do

The ride never ends.

Zaryan No.39959
>>39957
None of that shit actually happened, there is no evidence of it, there is no evidence of neglect of maya by her parents at all, the only thing there is evidence for is her shutting herself away and willfully not even making the most basic attempts to socialize at all, massa confirmed she doesn’t even shower, and then wallowing in self pity and assuming the worst out of everyone else even when they do nothing to give her any reason to assume it. If you relate to Maya then YOU are the problem. I know because I used to think that way in middle and high school. I have been on 4chan since 2016 you putrid ape
Zaryan No.39960
There's being “not a normalfag” and there’s being a paranoid obsessed retard who doesn't shower, they are not the same
Zaryan No.39961
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>>39959
>Maya doesn't shower
Even doe
Zaryan No.39962
>>39961
In massas lore dump it says she doesn't even have naturally black hair, there is just so much crusted grease the color is gone. Plus there is art years old where she showers and her hair turns brownish red
Zaryan No.39963
>>39961
wrong image award
>>39959
we've got 2 official drawings of Maya taking a shower idiot
Zaryan No.39964
>>39963
refer to above comment smart guy
Zaryan No.39965
>>39963
Meds, this is Maya's test, this is the right image
Zaryan No.39966

>>39965
maya could easily be lying on this one since in the same mayamail doc she says she is 40kg (88 pounds) which would make her morbidly underweight (hospitalization is usually required at 15 bmi, her would be 15.1)

either that or massa doesnt know how weight is supposed to work

Zaryan No.39967
>>39966
or maybe she half-asses her showering and doesn’t bother washing her hair?
Zaryan No.39968
>>39967
In the doc it says Maya doesn't use shampoo
Zaryan No.39969
>>39968
Which is in line with the fact that she showers regularly and also explains the greasy hairs
Zaryan No.39970
>>39969
if you let your hair get so greased up the color fades away you might as well not be showering
Zaryan No.39971
>>39970
Their color can change even after 2 weeks of not using shampoo, since hairs naturally tend to go darker if you don't wash them (duh). But we all know it hasn't been just 2 weeks
Zaryan No.39972
>>39959
maya herself is the evidence, stupid redditor nigger
Zaryan No.39973
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>at least 50% of this thread
Zaryan No.39974
>>39973
yeah really accurate depiction of cocofag gaslighters
Zaryan No.39975
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did it for each of the girls, some are arguable, however I think it is generally correct. Since a lot there can't be really applied to them considering they're underage, it is only fair to boost them 1 class each, assuming they would ascend to that when in adulthood. - Coco: Sucessfull, no need for any boost - Mymy: Sucessfull (with boost) - Maya: Cyborg (with boost)
Zaryan No.39976
>>39975
Maya already took the test herself
Zaryan No.39977
>>39976
Maya is a liar albeit.
Zaryan No.39978
>>39972
You are pathetic nigger. Do you think parents that neglect their daughter would give her a fancy gaming pc setup or even make an effort to celebrate her birthday? Do you think a sister that hates her would ever care if she socializes or if she seems unhappy? She is a spiteful bitch who ignores any and all attempts to help her. It seems like you are as well. The Jew cries out in pain as she strikes you
Zaryan No.39979
>>39978
you really are delusional
neglect is not necessarily intentional and a schizo bitch can make your life hell even if she doesnt intend to
you really believe a maya can come to be without any external factor causing it? how stupid are you?
Zaryan No.39980
>>39979
The factor is mental illness. It is mental illness and literally nothing else. She has BPD dumbass. Just because a woman says something bad is happening doesn’t mean anything is. It’s like the first rule of women especially mentally ill ones
Zaryan No.39981
>>39980
mental illness is the consequence stupid nigger faggot
clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up
i hope you kill yourself
Zaryan No.39982
>>39978
Go off king
Zaryan No.39983
>>39981
I can hear the soy stewing in your throat right now. I was beaten and screamed at by my single mom basically my whole childhood, she used to lock me in the laundry area of our roach infested apartment building for hours at a time and I almost never had any friends as a kid, everyone I ever met in school or in general life was a drug addict or gangbanger. I used to have this soy seething mindset because there was NO positive influence in my life, and even I grew out of it. Maya has infinitely more opportunities for growth than I did and she is still the same insufferable faggot. You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me. I pray you stop being such a spiteful gorilla someday and realize how pathetic you are being
Zaryan No.39984
>>39983
>>39981
both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
Zaryan No.39985
>>39983
you cant stop being a spiteful gorilla when all you've known your whole life is rejection
Zaryan No.39986
>>39985
If you have a mindset where everything smells like shit then everything will smell like shit. The bad things in life are not infinite
Zaryan No.39988
>>39986
Except when they are
>>39985
Ehy Zaryan you seem like a fellow 'cel, drop by the 'tube sometimes
Zaryan No.39989
>>39985
You have to take the opportunities that come. If they don’t come then all you can do is wait. In Maya’s situation they are coming repeatedly and she is swatting them away like flies, because she is so overly paranoid of things where no bad intentions exist
Zaryan No.39990
>>39989
>>39986
there are no opportunities
when it comes to social shenanigans, you either have "it" or dont. you're either born a maya or a coco. you can apply the sigma grindset to a lot of things in life, but not to that one.
>>39988
whats the tube?
Zaryan No.39991
Zaryan No.39992
>>39990
You can interact in normal society without being totally normal. Most people are not thinking about you and they have no bad intentions against you. If you withdraw and push people away obviously they will not try to get any closer to you. It is a loser’s mindset
Zaryan No.39994
>>39992
yeah bro im totally pushing everybody away, it's not like they dont even have the decency of saying good morning when they see me LOL
Zaryan No.39995
>>39994
join the tube doe
Zaryan No.39996
>>39986
very true
Zaryan No.39997
>>39995
you mean cytube? i cant rn im phoneposting in public
Zaryan No.39998
>>39997
stop lying
Zaryan No.39999
>>39998
get now
Zaryan No.40000
>>39994
Most people are socially awkward retards and don’t know what to say when you talk to them randomly, since talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be, it doesn’t mean they don’t like you or whatever. Once again if you think everything smells like shit everything will smell like shit
Zaryan No.40002
>>40000
you ruined my get, bastard
Zaryan No.40003
>>40000
>ruined the autistic repeating numberinos with normalnigger coal
Wow
Zaryan No.40004
>>40000
im not talking about strangers genius
you’re really delusional about human nature and about how mean spirited people can be
Zaryan No.40005
>>39975
i did it my way: maya cyborg, mymy normalfag, coco succesful
Zaryan No.40006
>>40004
Not everyone is like that and if you think everyone is like that you haven’t looked hard enough. You are not the only person that has ever been unable to make friends and it will NOT last forever unless you let yourself become miserable and accept that it will last forever. I had to go online to make friends, and if good people exist online they exist in the real world. They might just not exist where you’re at right now
Zaryan No.40008
>>40006
once you’ve been alone for too long and have the social skills of a stray cat it doesnt matter anymore
real life is not like disney bullshit
Zaryan No.40010
>>40006
>erm eventually things will become better or however the fable is narrated
Wishful thinking at its finest, you'll NEVER know the struggle
Zaryan No.40011
>>40010
I have been knowing it for 20 years. Life is not made of extremes. If everything was evil then nothing good would exist
Zaryan No.40012
>>40008
I used to think like you and because I said nothing would happen nothing happened. Go talk to people online somewhere not anonymous like imageboard. Talking to people is lower stakes since if you don’t like them you can just leave, Internet is literally made to find people with similar interests.
Zaryan No.40013
>>40012
keep spittin brotha
Zaryan No.40018
>>40012
stop swallowin sista
Zaryan No.40021
>>40000
honoured the get with an absolute TRVTH NVKE
Zaryan No.40022
>>40000
>talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be
it becomes less common because people don't like each other that much and when given opportunity to avoid contact with others they will use it
Zaryan No.40054
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>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
<You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues
Zaryan No.40055
>>40005
White race won
Zaryan No.40056
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>>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
><You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
>^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
>I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues
Zaryan No.40057
fouled the intellectual discussion with soyjaks award
Zaryan No.40058
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>stop sending soyjaks on my soyjak/ongezellig shitposting website
Zaryan No.40062
>>39541
It's over
Zaryan No.40066
>>40062
Score in the 30s range first and only then you'll be able to say that
Zaryan No.40077
NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zoot ban anyone who score above cyborg on the truecel test.
Zaryan No.40078
>>40077
fucking DO THIS.
Zaryan No.40079
>>40077
>TRANNIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD
ftfy
Zaryan No.40083
ngl this thread is the gem that saved the zarty. AnalyzinGODS... I kneel for the very zemmy and intellectual and educational conversations you hold here
Zaryan No.40146
>>39820
at some point I forget massa is indeed a competent writer and story teller, and then I'm hit with a painful reminder of how good the show could've been whenever some tidbit of lore drops
Zaryan No.40149
>>40077
total truecel death
Zaryan No.42159
bump
reminder that coco is a monster
Zaryan No.42160
sage
reminder that coco is a saint
Zaryan No.42161
truthnuke above me
Zaryan No.42162
>>42159
I've read it and don't get why. Explain please.
Zaryan No.42163
>>42162
The fakecel mind could never comprehend this
Zaryan No.42164
>>42163
Where is explanation, I even said "please". That's how you treat your zelligbro on your favourite dutch trannime board?
Zaryan No.42165
>>42162
He's coping.
Zaryan No.42166
Zaryan No.42173
>>42166
I'm the author, in that reply I was trying to say that Coco is that perfect and empathetic so Maya had to punish xerself feeling guilty
Zaryan No.42184
>>42162
its implied multiple times that coco is a schizo bitch that abuses maya and beats her up
Zaryan No.42185
>>42184
>inb4 someone says that she's an angel and could never hurt a fly
Zaryan No.42186
>>42184
what? where? I only seen that she cares about Maya, even if she's kinda obsessive sometimes.
Zaryan No.42187
>>42186
read again and you'll see
Zaryan No.42188
>>42184
maya is a paranoid and spiteful retard who thinks everyone is working against her, of course she would assume coco would beat her without any evidence to support it
Zaryan No.42189
>>42188
>Coco literally attempts to kill Maya
>Oh well then! Coco wouldn't surely lay a hand on Maya!
Negative IQ award
Zaryan No.42190
>>42189
she apologizes after doey
would maya have apologized after doing something like that?
Zaryan No.42191
>>42190
Mald incoming
Zaryan No.42192
>>42190
>If you try to kill someone but later apologize that makes it ok
You could climb the fucking Everest with these mental gymnastics
>>42191
Geg
Zaryan No.42193
>>42192
would you not react impulsively if someone insulted you over your dead parents
Zaryan No.42194
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>>42193
>Attempted murder is.... LE EXCUSABLE!
>Saying something slightly mean is.... LE BAD!!!
If that's the case fuck this yellow bitch, TCD
Zaryan No.42195
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>>42193
my wife coco is perfect but she can't help being a woman...
Zaryan No.42196
>>42188
yeah bro it's totally paranoia, it's just a case that the implication is there only for coco and not for anyone else and that it gets confirmed in the cartoon
cocofags deserve the rope
Zaryan No.42197
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Zaryan No.42198
>>42194
cocofags literally think like the niggers they are
>whitey called me by my name, i now must murder him in cold blood!
Zaryan No.42200
>>42197
Holy mother of DO THIS.
If Coco has a million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Coco has one hater, then I'M THAT ONE.
If Coco has no haters, then I'm dead.
Zaryan No.42201
>>42198
She does come from Africa and subsequently shares the nigger genes of destroying shit for no reason, being a 90 IQ retard and threatening people over nothing.
Zaryan No.42202
>>42201
dont forget about telegony too. there is evidence that women get DNA from the men who pump and dump them, just like there is plenty of evidence that coco fucks niggers. you do the math.
Zaryan No.42203
coco sisa sisa coco coco sisa sisa coco built for bic
Zaryan No.42204
>>42202
believes in bs award
Zaryan No.42225
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>>42201
Coco is 100% pure european colonizer, she barely has a single kaffer ancestor, and her real ancestors were the most successful TND enthusiasts this world has ever seen after all.
>Lissen up zoyim aldoebeit coco is weite she is actually 90IQ gorilla
I wonder why didn't you say “oy vey” in the end
>>42202
Judepedo award
>>42203
<Bruin nuknok larper stop gooning to my aryan sister of zoiets
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