Ongezellig

>Maya is a truecel
I fucking knew it, I knew it

This is amazing. Truly, Maya has blessed us with a gift on her birthday today.

>>39502
first instinct was to be doubtful of its legitimacy, but this quality cant be imitated...

>the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something.
>as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyway i never really understood self-cutters, i tried it once after reading about it but it mainly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough
>BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks it's the third most depressing day of the year next to september 21st and the day that school starts again. and yippie it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting every day from now on i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to skip school convincingly haha
huh, so i guess all those people who drew Maya self-harming were onto something

>>39507
I think that it was obvious from the start, maybe it was just me

>>39506
The quality is high and it is consistent with what is already established, it has to be genuine.

If anyone has some drawing & comic creation skills. These Mayamails are great source materials to create a short 1-2 page comics out of.

>>39506

>Maya weighting 40kg
She is skin and bones under all those baggy clothes.

>>39514
She's just fasting she's not anorexic, being anorexic is for THOTS who are on billboards

>>39515
she's bulimic, so completely attention-seeking

>>39502
can some one find this image:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png

it says "This content is no longer available."

>>39511
>>39509
i can tell. no kind of fan fiction writer is able to make impactful writing for these characters, let alone some that doesn;t come off as 'cheap imitation'

>>39524
'cord link as expected from discordzellig.party

>>39524

>>39534
>shower regularly
Doubt that one.

>>39534
do we have a link to the original quiz doe?

>>39538
https://arfer.net/games/robot-test
I truly am curious to see what Zaryans are like

Reading this character exploration teases me so much. Reading the mails made me realize again how much potential Ongezellig has as a show. We mostly know about Maya and even then the full extent of her character isn't known. As for Mymy and Coco we know little about them. All their characters and relations could be explored so much. Beyond characters, the themes of Ongezellig have so much to offer. I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig in the future because this story is just too fascinating and socially relevant in society for it to remain in its current dormant state.

>>39538
>Zaryans don't know about the robot test
....

>>39541
So this confirms that Maya is visiting /r9k/...

>>39541
I'm in shock

>>39545
Checkmarkers please

>>39546
the site layout is ass, i did what i could

>>39541
Didn't take this test in a while, not like much has changed

>>39541
I forgot to check the addiction squares fuck

>>39541
48, is it over for me?

>>39562
You scored higher than me, so I don't think so

>>39562
it never began for us tbh

>>39524
I'm not a truecel as i thought

>>39542
>I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig
What a fucking fail of a post, not even 3 hours later and it has been confirmed that Ongezellig is NEVER coming back. Fuck my incel chud life.

normalfag at 99

80, unfair, I disagree.

Who tf is "pippi langklomp"?

>>39611
It’s a play of words on Pippi langkous and from context this is what Maya calls Mymy, since they look somewhat similar.

>>39541
>not doing drugs make you a normie
>every truecel want a under-15s
opposite of reality
Drugs should are a normie thing and truecels want a mommy gf, where are not pedos
Anyway a Wizard which i agree with this result is realistic.

brutal.

holy shit so fucking brutal. i relate to these so bad.

>but I assume that your own daughter does not really matter anymore if you have bought two substitutes as compensation
BRVTAL

>did you think bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me one too. also for pippi by the way because otherwise she would be jealous lol
suicidefuel
and cocofag and mymyfag normalniggers have the nerve to claim that ongezellig isnt a cartoon about inceldom and being a loser

>>39823
I just completed the full translation, as soon as catbox goes up again I'll post it.
Cocofags don't deserve to live, she does some pretty heinous shit in those emails. If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.

>>39823
"in" in "femcel" stands for "involuntary" btw

>>39827
It was massa's self insert after all, we already established femcels don't exist, but it's a medium for us 'bots

>>39825
None of this is canon thoughever

>>39833
>mayaemails are not canon
I'm also the the prince of the Netherlands

>>39834
>the the

>>39825
post it here, at least it won't disappear

>>39834
>Translated from Polish to English

>>39837
Nope, I used my own dutch knowledge for most of the things there, you can even find my notes scattered there to avoid confusion

>>39836
Aren't catbox links eternal? Hope so

>>39837
marge? the original is in dutch
>>39840
i have no idea, i know only that the zarty is

>>39841
>i know only that the zarty is
that's a big claim and also it would go over the characters limit at least 15 times over

>>39841
I mean you proposed through a translator

>>39842
put it on the wiki then, someone has already made a page about it
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
>>39843
ok, i get who you are referring to

>>39844
I was planning on it, don't know if I want to send it in bulk or just link it as a catbox

>>39845
Post it on pastebin and then archive it through archive.today

>>39848
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your Paste.
>The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters, because of this you’re receiving this warning.
>This Paste can only be published with the visibility set to "Private".
Yup, it's ZOGGED.

So I decided to upload them in bulk on the relative 'ki page, since catbox doesn't seem to work for now
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
enjoy

>>39854
Wait a minute, "pippi longstocking"?. I'd recognise that name anywhere! You mean to tell me that massa was hiding a key figure in scandinavian literature and culture all along?

>>39854
I was promised implied maya abuse from coco where is it

>>39857
>maya abuse from coco
i wish that drawfag finished that

>>39825
>Cocofags don't deserve to live
>If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.
TSMT
MAYA WEBSITE
TOTAL COCOFAG DEATH

>>39857
She hints at it, look harder

>>39860
Where im not reading allat again

>>39861
>so coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
She also talks about how "Coco would get angry" and the doc mentions pent-up anger, yup Coco is a raging bitch

>>39825
maya deserves every ounce of abuse she gets and coco is a saint for not doing it more often

Keep in mind that the diary is from Maya's perspective. She perceives Coco as a patronizing and antagonisitc.
I think Coco is just naive, lacking understanding of how Maya feels and a bit socially unaware. Of course she has trauma from losing her original family and sometimes that trauma outs itself, mabye in violence.

>>39862
Meds this is just maya feeling guilty and thinking that she deserves to be punished in some way by Coco. She overthinks everything and that includes Coco getting really angry if she didn't go to the party. Coco would be sad in reality but Maya can't fathom that.

>>39862
>>39862
facts. coco clearly abuses maya.
all cocofags deserve DEATH

>>39865
she has anger issues you can see it in the pilot and some of the art and confirmed in massas lore dump yesterday, in general she is still a kind person though who means no harm to her sisters or anyone else

>>39864
kys normalnigger coco apologist

>>39870
she almost threw her sister out of window

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>>39873
>>39874
>>39875
Holy tsmterald

>>39872
imagine that you put your time and energy into trying to help your sister simply pass high school as she is totally unable to do it herself, in return she is cold and distant and bitchy and eventually insults you for being an orphan, would you react patiently or impulsively? while what she did was wrong it is completely understandable and she felt guilt and remorse for it while maya never truly felt remorseful for what she did

>>39877
"orphan" is not an insult, it's a statement of fact in this case

>>39878
“better no friends than no parents”

>>39877
>>39878
Maya was called out for not having any friends and Maya was forced into a corner so she insulted Coco where she knew it would hurt Coco. Coco responded out of traumatic instinct and threatened Maya by hanging her out of the window. Later apologizing.

>>39880
maya and coco are both flawed and have made mistakes the difference is coco feels actual remorse and apologizes for it and maya stews in her self pity and thinks everyone else is evil

>>39881
all three sisters struggle with their own identity crisis. I would summarize them as such: Maya, inferiority complex; Coco, ptsd; Mymy, racial imposter syndrome.

>>39883
every good character ever has a main moral strength and weakness, maya has no moral strength which probably would have been fixed later but since the series is over she will be a bad character forever

>>39887
I wouldn't say having no moral strength makes Maya a bad character. Maya is an excellent character that many teens relate and young adults relate to.

>>39887
Humility fits Maya to some extent tbh. Say as a CocoDEITY though. But yeah it's only “to some extent” and not complete

>>39887
Humility may be right for her, because in the future she will change for the better and will value her non-biological sisters like family.

>>39895
This

The last replies make this thread zemmy (although there are mayaspammers)

>>39895
UPD: I even have to say that Maya synthesizes envy and humility in one nondescript feeling.

>>39901
feeling of inferiority?

>>39878
tsmt

>>39904
Not that, but close.

>>39904
She probably feels ostracized.

>>39891
she is a symbol of having a bad personality and if you relate to her your only takeaway should be that its you who are the problem and you need to change

>>39913
Yeah, and I assume that throughout a proper Ongezellig show, Maya's path of improvement would be shown and hopefully inspire those who relate to her.

>>39914
This also goes for Coco and Mymy btw. A probable story line includes them al being confronted with their identity crisis and them slowly making improvements and the conclusion of Ongezellig having the trauma of all characters be resolved.

>>39910
Don't think so. Rather vice verse, she's being ostracized by herself.
>>39901
...I'll continue. Let's analyze “Ik Ben Het Maar” for better understanding:
>Don't talk to me (humility), together I feel more alone (envy)
>Forget my name (humility), you and I have nothing in common (envy)
>There is no point in introducing me (humility)
>I know my place, in a long line, in the back (humility(+envy?))
>I know myself (envy), and I don't recommend her to anyone (humility)
>She's worth ignoring for good (envy)
>I always said I was different from the rest (envy(+humility?))
>Now I stay quiet (humility), before I ruin your mood (envy)
>I'm getting addicted to isolating myself (humility)
>The free time in which I did not enjoy myself (envy+humility)
>The memories I have never experienced (envy)
>Am I traumatizing myself? (fear)
>Don't mind me it's only me (humility)
>See right though me (humility)
>I'd much rather die than go out (humility)
>So please leave me alone (humility)
>Don't perceive me (humility)
>It's only me (humility).
I think it's enough to understand my point.

>>39919
Maya is not humble and it is not humility, it is humilitation which is different. Humility is recognizing your own worth while not becoming obsessed with it and putting equal focus on yourself and on others, it is not thinking you are worthless and pathetic while actually becoming even more self centered because you refuse to interact with other people

>>39922
These are very close things, the last have much in common with the first or even follows from it. Anyway, discussing such a personage like Maya, you should keep in mind that she's very “special”, that's to say have some deviations and fetishes which are the results of her whole degradation at all. I confess I probably hyperbolize a few phrases in the song, but it barely changes something.

>...coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
>then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.
She's not that bad afterall...

>>39922
the normalnigger gaslighting never ends
imagine being humiliated and ostracized your whole life but it's your heckin fault according to your reddit brain
how do people like you even browse imageboards?

>>39957
Because they're not imageboard natives, no actual respectable IB user would say the things they do

The ride never ends.

>>39957
None of that shit actually happened, there is no evidence of it, there is no evidence of neglect of maya by her parents at all, the only thing there is evidence for is her shutting herself away and willfully not even making the most basic attempts to socialize at all, massa confirmed she doesn’t even shower, and then wallowing in self pity and assuming the worst out of everyone else even when they do nothing to give her any reason to assume it. If you relate to Maya then YOU are the problem. I know because I used to think that way in middle and high school. I have been on 4chan since 2016 you putrid ape

There's being “not a normalfag” and there’s being a paranoid obsessed retard who doesn't shower, they are not the same

>>39959
>Maya doesn't shower
Even doe

>>39961
In massas lore dump it says she doesn't even have naturally black hair, there is just so much crusted grease the color is gone. Plus there is art years old where she showers and her hair turns brownish red

>>39961
wrong image award
>>39959
we've got 2 official drawings of Maya taking a shower idiot

>>39963
refer to above comment smart guy

>>39963
Meds, this is Maya's test, this is the right image

>>39965
maya could easily be lying on this one since in the same mayamail doc she says she is 40kg (88 pounds) which would make her morbidly underweight (hospitalization is usually required at 15 bmi, her would be 15.1)

either that or massa doesnt know how weight is supposed to work

>>39966
or maybe she half-asses her showering and doesn’t bother washing her hair?

>>39967
In the doc it says Maya doesn't use shampoo

>>39968
Which is in line with the fact that she showers regularly and also explains the greasy hairs

>>39969
if you let your hair get so greased up the color fades away you might as well not be showering

>>39970
Their color can change even after 2 weeks of not using shampoo, since hairs naturally tend to go darker if you don't wash them (duh). But we all know it hasn't been just 2 weeks

>>39959
maya herself is the evidence, stupid redditor nigger

>at least 50% of this thread

>>39973
yeah really accurate depiction of cocofag gaslighters

did it for each of the girls, some are arguable, however I think it is generally correct. Since a lot there can't be really applied to them considering they're underage, it is only fair to boost them 1 class each, assuming they would ascend to that when in adulthood. - Coco: Sucessfull, no need for any boost - Mymy: Sucessfull (with boost) - Maya: Cyborg (with boost)

>>39975
Maya already took the test herself

>>39976
Maya is a liar albeit.

>>39972
You are pathetic nigger. Do you think parents that neglect their daughter would give her a fancy gaming pc setup or even make an effort to celebrate her birthday? Do you think a sister that hates her would ever care if she socializes or if she seems unhappy? She is a spiteful bitch who ignores any and all attempts to help her. It seems like you are as well. The Jew cries out in pain as she strikes you

>>39978
you really are delusional
neglect is not necessarily intentional and a schizo bitch can make your life hell even if she doesnt intend to
you really believe a maya can come to be without any external factor causing it? how stupid are you?

>>39979
The factor is mental illness. It is mental illness and literally nothing else. She has BPD dumbass. Just because a woman says something bad is happening doesn’t mean anything is. It’s like the first rule of women especially mentally ill ones

>>39980
mental illness is the consequence stupid nigger faggot
clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up
i hope you kill yourself

>>39978
Go off king

>>39981
I can hear the soy stewing in your throat right now. I was beaten and screamed at by my single mom basically my whole childhood, she used to lock me in the laundry area of our roach infested apartment building for hours at a time and I almost never had any friends as a kid, everyone I ever met in school or in general life was a drug addict or gangbanger. I used to have this soy seething mindset because there was NO positive influence in my life, and even I grew out of it. Maya has infinitely more opportunities for growth than I did and she is still the same insufferable faggot. You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me. I pray you stop being such a spiteful gorilla someday and realize how pathetic you are being

>>39983
>>39981
both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys

>>39983
you cant stop being a spiteful gorilla when all you've known your whole life is rejection

>>39985
If you have a mindset where everything smells like shit then everything will smell like shit. The bad things in life are not infinite

>>39986
Except when they are
>>39985
Ehy Zaryan you seem like a fellow 'cel, drop by the 'tube sometimes

>>39985
You have to take the opportunities that come. If they don’t come then all you can do is wait. In Maya’s situation they are coming repeatedly and she is swatting them away like flies, because she is so overly paranoid of things where no bad intentions exist

>>39989
>>39986
there are no opportunities
when it comes to social shenanigans, you either have "it" or dont. you're either born a maya or a coco. you can apply the sigma grindset to a lot of things in life, but not to that one.
>>39988
whats the tube?

>>39990
https://soyzellig.party/oc/res/2.html#q2

>>39990
You can interact in normal society without being totally normal. Most people are not thinking about you and they have no bad intentions against you. If you withdraw and push people away obviously they will not try to get any closer to you. It is a loser’s mindset

>>39992
yeah bro im totally pushing everybody away, it's not like they dont even have the decency of saying good morning when they see me LOL

>>39994
join the tube doe

>>39986
very true

>>39995
you mean cytube? i cant rn im phoneposting in public

>>39997
stop lying

>>39998
get now

>>39994
Most people are socially awkward retards and don’t know what to say when you talk to them randomly, since talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be, it doesn’t mean they don’t like you or whatever. Once again if you think everything smells like shit everything will smell like shit

>>40000
you ruined my get, bastard

>>40000
>ruined the autistic repeating numberinos with normalnigger coal
Wow

>>40000
im not talking about strangers genius
you’re really delusional about human nature and about how mean spirited people can be

>>39975
i did it my way: maya cyborg, mymy normalfag, coco succesful

>>40004
Not everyone is like that and if you think everyone is like that you haven’t looked hard enough. You are not the only person that has ever been unable to make friends and it will NOT last forever unless you let yourself become miserable and accept that it will last forever. I had to go online to make friends, and if good people exist online they exist in the real world. They might just not exist where you’re at right now

>>40006
once you’ve been alone for too long and have the social skills of a stray cat it doesnt matter anymore
real life is not like disney bullshit

>>40006
>erm eventually things will become better or however the fable is narrated
Wishful thinking at its finest, you'll NEVER know the struggle

>>40010
I have been knowing it for 20 years. Life is not made of extremes. If everything was evil then nothing good would exist

>>40008
I used to think like you and because I said nothing would happen nothing happened. Go talk to people online somewhere not anonymous like imageboard. Talking to people is lower stakes since if you don’t like them you can just leave, Internet is literally made to find people with similar interests.

>>40012
keep spittin brotha

>>40012
stop swallowin sista

>>40000
honoured the get with an absolute TRVTH NVKE

>>40000
>talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be
it becomes less common because people don't like each other that much and when given opportunity to avoid contact with others they will use it

>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
<You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues

>>40005
White race won

>>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
><You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
>^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
>I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues

fouled the intellectual discussion with soyjaks award

>stop sending soyjaks on my soyjak/ongezellig shitposting website

>>39541
It's over

>>40062
Score in the 30s range first and only then you'll be able to say that

NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zoot ban anyone who score above cyborg on the truecel test.

>>40077
fucking DO THIS.

>>40077
>TRANNIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD
ftfy

ngl this thread is the gem that saved the zarty. AnalyzinGODS... I kneel for the very zemmy and intellectual and educational conversations you hold here

>>39820
at some point I forget massa is indeed a competent writer and story teller, and then I'm hit with a painful reminder of how good the show could've been whenever some tidbit of lore drops

>>40077
total truecel death

bump
reminder that coco is a monster

sage
reminder that coco is a saint

truthnuke above me

>>42159
I've read it and don't get why. Explain please.

>>42162
The fakecel mind could never comprehend this

>>42163
Where is explanation, I even said "please". That's how you treat your zelligbro on your favourite dutch trannime board?

>>42162
He's coping.

>>42164
>>39956

>>42166
I'm the author, in that reply I was trying to say that Coco is that perfect and empathetic so Maya had to punish xerself feeling guilty

>>42162
its implied multiple times that coco is a schizo bitch that abuses maya and beats her up

>>42184
>inb4 someone says that she's an angel and could never hurt a fly

>>42184
what? where? I only seen that she cares about Maya, even if she's kinda obsessive sometimes.

>>42186
read again and you'll see

>>42184
maya is a paranoid and spiteful retard who thinks everyone is working against her, of course she would assume coco would beat her without any evidence to support it

>>42188
>Coco literally attempts to kill Maya
>Oh well then! Coco wouldn't surely lay a hand on Maya!
Negative IQ award

>>42189
she apologizes after doey
would maya have apologized after doing something like that?

>>42190
Mald incoming

>>42190
>If you try to kill someone but later apologize that makes it ok
You could climb the fucking Everest with these mental gymnastics
>>42191
Geg

>>42192
would you not react impulsively if someone insulted you over your dead parents

>>42193
>Attempted murder is.... LE EXCUSABLE!
>Saying something slightly mean is.... LE BAD!!!
If that's the case fuck this yellow bitch, TCD

>>42193
my wife coco is perfect but she can't help being a woman...

>>42188
yeah bro it's totally paranoia, it's just a case that the implication is there only for coco and not for anyone else and that it gets confirmed in the cartoon
cocofags deserve the rope

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>>42194
cocofags literally think like the niggers they are
>whitey called me by my name, i now must murder him in cold blood!

>>42197
Holy mother of DO THIS.
If Coco has a million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Coco has one hater, then I'M THAT ONE.
If Coco has no haters, then I'm dead.

>>42198
She does come from Africa and subsequently shares the nigger genes of destroying shit for no reason, being a 90 IQ retard and threatening people over nothing.

>>42201
dont forget about telegony too. there is evidence that women get DNA from the men who pump and dump them, just like there is plenty of evidence that coco fucks niggers. you do the math.

coco sisa sisa coco coco sisa sisa coco built for bic

>>42202
believes in bs award

>>42201
Coco is 100% pure european colonizer, she barely has a single kaffer ancestor, and her real ancestors were the most successful TND enthusiasts this world has ever seen after all.
>Lissen up zoyim aldoebeit coco is weite she is actually 90IQ gorilla
I wonder why didn't you say “oy vey” in the end
>>42202
Judepedo award
>>42203
<Bruin nuknok larper stop gooning to my aryan sister of zoiets

>>39502
i’d like to see an adolescent psychologist analyze this text

>>45549
>Diagnosis: depression
What do you expect him to say?

>>45549
But doctor BWCauci already has done it

Rape coco in front of maya
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>>45647
Another shitalian defeat.

Coco is best girl, btw

>>45654
GTFO normalnigger, this 'board is only for TRVECEL ZARYANS

>>45655
It´s so over ...

>>39534

>>39534
test

I made a new translation of the Maya mails with the help of AI, or something of the sort.
<Powered by Gemini 3 Pro Space
I made some edits here or there I feIt were necessary to make it flow a little better and seem a little more understandable as to what was going on. I tried to format it similarly to how the pastebin was, but I didn't bother with matching how certain words were capitalized, as the AI decided whether to fix that or not. I could do it, but it's late and I'm a tired little fuck to do that rn.
<SNCA SPACE
Happy New Year Zaryans

>>119503
man this makes me feel really bad for maya

>>119503
Another AI win

>>119762
She did this to herself

>>119769
So true

>Mayamail #12

>Monday, April 8th

>I think I’ve found where god puts the files he wants to delete but the recycle bin is full.

>remember that personality test I took back in December? well, boredom is a dangerous drug and I made the mistake of clicking the "Home" button on that website.

>I ended up in a place called the ‘party’.

>it’s… it’s like looking into a kaleidoscope made of vomit and hatred.

>it’s just page after page of these crudely drawn bald men screaming with their mouths open. I think they’re called "soyjaks." tens of thousands of them. some are eating bugs, some are crying, some are just incomprehensible scribbles.

>and the people posting there? the "soyteens"? I am 99% sure they are not human beings. they speak in a language that looks like english but feels like a stroke. they keep yelling about "gems" and "coal" and "brimstone."

>if I understand their hieroglyphics correctly:
>gem = something good (rare)
>coal = something trash (everything else)

>I spent four hours scrolling. FOUR HOURS. I couldn't look away. It’s like watching a car crash, but the car is full of clowns and the clowns are on fire and screaming racial slurs that haven't been used since the 1800s.

>it makes me feel… strangely at home?

>not because I like them. god no. they are repulsive. but they are so deeply, profoundly unhinged and disgusting. they take the ugliest parts of humanity and just… amplify it until it’s absurd.

>I saw a thread where someone posted a picture of their messy room and everyone just replied with drawings of guys hanging themselves.

>Coco would look at this site and probably faint or call the police. She lives in a world of Instagram filters and "good vibes." This place is the anti-vibe. It is the void.

>Pippi, on the other hand… I swear to god, if Pippi knew how to use a computer for anything other than watching reruns of Fabeltjeskrant, she would be their queen. She is a living, breathing soyjak. She screams, she’s irrational, and she has zero social awareness. I almost showed it to her, but I was afraid she’d learn new words that would get us evicted from the country.

>I feel like my brain is rotting. I can feel the gray matter turning into sludge.

>I saw a drawing of a soyjak looking in a mirror and crying.

>"NAS," the caption said. "Never A Soyjak." (I think? or maybe "Not A Soyjak"?)

>I looked in the mirror after closing the tab.

>I look like death. My eyes are sunken because of the "fasting" (down to 36kg, dizzy all the time now). My hair is greasy.

>I’m not a soyjak. I’m just coal.

>I bookmarked the site.

<asked Gemini what Maya's experience browsing sharty would be award.

>>119890
gem

>>119890
Such a fucking gem it actually made me cry tears of joy from how Shakespeare this shit is

>>119890
vve need to resurrect writerfail and continue xhis gem o algo

>>124382
Mayamails #13 when

>>119890
holy fucking keyed the part about Mymy actually cheered me up because I'm a sad little nigger usually