Ongezellig

>Maya is a truecel
I fucking knew it, I knew it

This is amazing. Truly, Maya has blessed us with a gift on her birthday today.

>>39502
first instinct was to be doubtful of its legitimacy, but this quality cant be imitated...

>the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something.
>as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyway i never really understood self-cutters, i tried it once after reading about it but it mainly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough
>BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks it's the third most depressing day of the year next to september 21st and the day that school starts again. and yippie it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting every day from now on i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to skip school convincingly haha
huh, so i guess all those people who drew Maya self-harming were onto something

>>39507
I think that it was obvious from the start, maybe it was just me

>>39506
The quality is high and it is consistent with what is already established, it has to be genuine.

If anyone has some drawing & comic creation skills. These Mayamails are great source materials to create a short 1-2 page comics out of.

>>39506

>Maya weighting 40kg
She is skin and bones under all those baggy clothes.

>>39514
She's just fasting she's not anorexic, being anorexic is for THOTS who are on billboards

>>39515
she's bulimic, so completely attention-seeking

>>39502
can some one find this image:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png

it says "This content is no longer available."

>>39511
>>39509
i can tell. no kind of fan fiction writer is able to make impactful writing for these characters, let alone some that doesn;t come off as 'cheap imitation'

>>39524
'cord link as expected from discordzellig.party

>>39524

>>39534
>shower regularly
Doubt that one.

>>39534
do we have a link to the original quiz doe?

>>39538
https://arfer.net/games/robot-test
I truly am curious to see what Zaryans are like

Reading this character exploration teases me so much. Reading the mails made me realize again how much potential Ongezellig has as a show. We mostly know about Maya and even then the full extent of her character isn't known. As for Mymy and Coco we know little about them. All their characters and relations could be explored so much. Beyond characters, the themes of Ongezellig have so much to offer. I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig in the future because this story is just too fascinating and socially relevant in society for it to remain in its current dormant state.

>>39538
>Zaryans don't know about the robot test
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>>39541
So this confirms that Maya is visiting /r9k/...

>>39541
I'm in shock

>>39545
Checkmarkers please

>>39546
the site layout is ass, i did what i could

>>39541
Didn't take this test in a while, not like much has changed

>>39541
I forgot to check the addiction squares fuck

>>39541
48, is it over for me?

>>39562
You scored higher than me, so I don't think so

>>39562
it never began for us tbh

>>39524
I'm not a truecel as i thought

>>39542
>I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig
What a fucking fail of a post, not even 3 hours later and it has been confirmed that Ongezellig is NEVER coming back. Fuck my incel chud life.

normalfag at 99

80, unfair, I disagree.

Who tf is "pippi langklomp"?

>>39611
It’s a play of words on Pippi langkous and from context this is what Maya calls Mymy, since they look somewhat similar.

>>39541
>not doing drugs make you a normie
>every truecel want a under-15s
opposite of reality
Drugs should are a normie thing and truecels want a mommy gf, where are not pedos
Anyway a Wizard which i agree with this result is realistic.

brutal.

holy shit so fucking brutal. i relate to these so bad.

>but I assume that your own daughter does not really matter anymore if you have bought two substitutes as compensation
BRVTAL

>did you think bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me one too. also for pippi by the way because otherwise she would be jealous lol
suicidefuel
and cocofag and mymyfag normalniggers have the nerve to claim that ongezellig isnt a cartoon about inceldom and being a loser

>>39823
I just completed the full translation, as soon as catbox goes up again I'll post it.
Cocofags don't deserve to live, she does some pretty heinous shit in those emails. If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.

>>39823
"in" in "femcel" stands for "involuntary" btw

>>39827
It was massa's self insert after all, we already established femcels don't exist, but it's a medium for us 'bots

>>39825
None of this is canon thoughever

>>39833
>mayaemails are not canon
I'm also the the prince of the Netherlands

>>39834
>the the

>>39825
post it here, at least it won't disappear

>>39834
>Translated from Polish to English

>>39837
Nope, I used my own dutch knowledge for most of the things there, you can even find my notes scattered there to avoid confusion

>>39836
Aren't catbox links eternal? Hope so

>>39837
marge? the original is in dutch
>>39840
i have no idea, i know only that the zarty is

>>39841
>i know only that the zarty is
that's a big claim and also it would go over the characters limit at least 15 times over

>>39841
I mean you proposed through a translator

>>39842
put it on the wiki then, someone has already made a page about it
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
>>39843
ok, i get who you are referring to

>>39844
I was planning on it, don't know if I want to send it in bulk or just link it as a catbox

>>39845
Post it on pastebin and then archive it through archive.today

>>39848
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your Paste.
>The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters, because of this you’re receiving this warning.
>This Paste can only be published with the visibility set to "Private".
Yup, it's ZOGGED.

So I decided to upload them in bulk on the relative 'ki page, since catbox doesn't seem to work for now
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
enjoy

>>39854
Wait a minute, "pippi longstocking"?. I'd recognise that name anywhere! You mean to tell me that massa was hiding a key figure in scandinavian literature and culture all along?

>>39854
I was promised implied maya abuse from coco where is it

>>39857
>maya abuse from coco
i wish that drawfag finished that

>>39825
>Cocofags don't deserve to live
>If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.
TSMT
MAYA WEBSITE
TOTAL COCOFAG DEATH

>>39857
She hints at it, look harder

>>39860
Where im not reading allat again

>>39861
>so coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
She also talks about how "Coco would get angry" and the doc mentions pent-up anger, yup Coco is a raging bitch

>>39825
maya deserves every ounce of abuse she gets and coco is a saint for not doing it more often

Keep in mind that the diary is from Maya's perspective. She perceives Coco as a patronizing and antagonisitc.
I think Coco is just naive, lacking understanding of how Maya feels and a bit socially unaware. Of course she has trauma from losing her original family and sometimes that trauma outs itself, mabye in violence.

>>39862
Meds this is just maya feeling guilty and thinking that she deserves to be punished in some way by Coco. She overthinks everything and that includes Coco getting really angry if she didn't go to the party. Coco would be sad in reality but Maya can't fathom that.

>>39862
>>39862
facts. coco clearly abuses maya.
all cocofags deserve DEATH

>>39865
she has anger issues you can see it in the pilot and some of the art and confirmed in massas lore dump yesterday, in general she is still a kind person though who means no harm to her sisters or anyone else

>>39864
kys normalnigger coco apologist

>>39870
she almost threw her sister out of window

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>>39873
>>39874
>>39875
Holy tsmterald

>>39872
imagine that you put your time and energy into trying to help your sister simply pass high school as she is totally unable to do it herself, in return she is cold and distant and bitchy and eventually insults you for being an orphan, would you react patiently or impulsively? while what she did was wrong it is completely understandable and she felt guilt and remorse for it while maya never truly felt remorseful for what she did

>>39877
"orphan" is not an insult, it's a statement of fact in this case

>>39878
“better no friends than no parents”

>>39877
>>39878
Maya was called out for not having any friends and Maya was forced into a corner so she insulted Coco where she knew it would hurt Coco. Coco responded out of traumatic instinct and threatened Maya by hanging her out of the window. Later apologizing.

>>39880
maya and coco are both flawed and have made mistakes the difference is coco feels actual remorse and apologizes for it and maya stews in her self pity and thinks everyone else is evil

>>39881
all three sisters struggle with their own identity crisis. I would summarize them as such: Maya, inferiority complex; Coco, ptsd; Mymy, racial imposter syndrome.

>>39883
every good character ever has a main moral strength and weakness, maya has no moral strength which probably would have been fixed later but since the series is over she will be a bad character forever

>>39887
I wouldn't say having no moral strength makes Maya a bad character. Maya is an excellent character that many teens relate and young adults relate to.

>>39887
Humility fits Maya to some extent tbh. Say as a CocoDEITY though. But yeah it's only “to some extent” and not complete

>>39887
Humility may be right for her, because in the future she will change for the better and will value her non-biological sisters like family.

>>39895
This

The last replies make this thread zemmy (although there are mayaspammers)

>>39895
UPD: I even have to say that Maya synthesizes envy and humility in one nondescript feeling.

>>39901
feeling of inferiority?

>>39878
tsmt

>>39904
Not that, but close.

>>39904
She probably feels ostracized.

>>39891
she is a symbol of having a bad personality and if you relate to her your only takeaway should be that its you who are the problem and you need to change

>>39913
Yeah, and I assume that throughout a proper Ongezellig show, Maya's path of improvement would be shown and hopefully inspire those who relate to her.

>>39914
This also goes for Coco and Mymy btw. A probable story line includes them al being confronted with their identity crisis and them slowly making improvements and the conclusion of Ongezellig having the trauma of all characters be resolved.

>>39910
Don't think so. Rather vice verse, she's being ostracized by herself.
>>39901
...I'll continue. Let's analyze “Ik Ben Het Maar” for better understanding:
>Don't talk to me (humility), together I feel more alone (envy)
>Forget my name (humility), you and I have nothing in common (envy)
>There is no point in introducing me (humility)
>I know my place, in a long line, in the back (humility(+envy?))
>I know myself (envy), and I don't recommend her to anyone (humility)
>She's worth ignoring for good (envy)
>I always said I was different from the rest (envy(+humility?))
>Now I stay quiet (humility), before I ruin your mood (envy)
>I'm getting addicted to isolating myself (humility)
>The free time in which I did not enjoy myself (envy+humility)
>The memories I have never experienced (envy)
>Am I traumatizing myself? (fear)
>Don't mind me it's only me (humility)
>See right though me (humility)
>I'd much rather die than go out (humility)
>So please leave me alone (humility)
>Don't perceive me (humility)
>It's only me (humility).
I think it's enough to understand my point.

>>39919
Maya is not humble and it is not humility, it is humilitation which is different. Humility is recognizing your own worth while not becoming obsessed with it and putting equal focus on yourself and on others, it is not thinking you are worthless and pathetic while actually becoming even more self centered because you refuse to interact with other people