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Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
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Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
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>>131885i will email you questionable content
No.131907
>>131904all my niggas rape and kill goontaneouspedos
No.132275
>>132257why are you not using LaTeX
No.132278
>>132275I'm not on Linux, xister. I started this all on Calbire, I can't shift now
No.134559
>>134556reply to your emails you nigger
No.134562
>>134556thanks goontaneous, you earned your weekly masturbation to the zellig stylized OCs you made
No.134564
>>134556writing that much for months at a time tends to do that to you
No.134566
>>134556>>134564though if it's a constalation, it means you put in your all
No.134578
>>134564Im totally fine, it's just that I'm at a bottleneck with a chapter im writing because i feel it's necessary (includes sjef, koos, goof, yfke, and wiel). i always have progress daily, whether it's a hundred words or three thousand, it's just that i felt like drawing today
No.134580
>>134563I hate this variant SO much
No.134587
>>134580You hate its accurate portrayal of you, don’t you?
No.134588
>>134587No because it's a trace from a movie (Coalson alert) and ended up the same as 2_pointing_soyjaks except in a fraction of the time, therefore it's coal
No.134592
>>134588Cobson was a trace from a movie too doe
No.134593
>>134592I think traces from real people are better than from comics of zoiets
No.134594
>>134593if it's a gem it's a gem
No.134595
>>134594Notice Plier and Feral and Bernd, they work because they made fun of people that happened to have cartoonish characteristics
With Cobson when he originally unveiled he wasn't well-liked, the term HWABAG was only forced by those who liked him for him to be more accepted
Cobson's invention was a major turning point in soyculture
But for me personally traced 'jaks from real people work more becauze you could pinpoint who they make fun on IRL
No.134596
>>134595Decent observation. Something else to note is that Feral, Bernd, and Alicia are extremely easy to use as mockery. However, Cobson never caught on as a tool of mockery with the noted exception of Spadeson, but you could argue that putting an ace of spades on anyone is a good enough tool of mockery.
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>>134596It was only after he became a subvariant that he started catching on, but there was a catch. If you had to be a subvariant instead of standing on your own merits, maybe your 'jaks wasn't a gem in the first place.
No.134601
I might genuinely kill myself after I finish my novel
No.134602
attentionwhoring above me
No.134603
>>134601no goontaneous we need you for more zellig 'p gemmies
No.134604
>>134603thanks zaryan. nice to know my OC goonies are of some merit to yall. let's do this
No.134605
>>134603Why isn't this written in broken English
No.134870
>>134850She will be in the prequel or something
No.134925
>>134601any zaryans interested in group suicide this summer?
No.134931
>>134925i will only attend if maya will be there too
No.134936
>>134933my mossy mav 88 lookin mighty fine nowadays, you know they say that the taste is… Mind blowing!
No.134949
>>134936are you interested in doing a group suicide zaryan?
No.135731
tried to copy and paste a revised version of my preface here but apparently it has more >wordswordswords than the massa sucks at writing thread
No.135834
i think im gonna thrash this project
No.135835
>>135834what do you mean thrash?
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>>135835Probably trash
He said he didn’t really have a plan and wrote it freestyle, and maybe he wants to start over instead of trying to fix it
No.135849
>>135834>>135835hes abandoning it out of spite because of 'cord
No.135850
>>135849Goontaneous, growing to hate his non-vore fanbase, cancelled the book out of spite.