No.124022[Last 50 Posts]
My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…
No.124026
this happened
No.124027
>>124026no 'p was mentioned though that's unrealistic
No.124028
what does agugu soytan look like
No.124030
>>124028you don't want to know…
No.124051
>>124033>dying site xDid say its somewhat lively here
>we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secretwaifufagging is generally looked down upon here and i dont agree with it personally, however this is an anonymous imageboard website where until your personal information gets leaked or you namefag, you are faceless and nameless and you can wear any mask you want, You can say one thing and then say something contradictory the next and you will have little to no accountability for it because we are all zaryans here, and i imagine some but not all of the most outspoken voices against waifufagging bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl and then goon to their favorite drawing that was done by gussy or rod or some other registered sex offender because their hearts burn even if they deny it and shame others for admitting so, they crave and wish for the presence of the sisters in their lives. to comfort them, be their friends, be their maidens and all the other things even if they say to waifufags that "kys nigger she will never be real and even if she was she would be disgusted by you" so i imagine you might be right about that, But tis nary be all the 'site, id say its a good 20 percent of the userbase here maybe lower or higher
No.124053
>>124051We are all one person by the way, we call it One Zaryan Theory
No.124054
>>124053nonsense. i prefer the reddit theory that there's probably just you, me, and maybe someone else
No.124059
>>124051tsmt i need warmth of da zelligs
No.124061
>>124051>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girlwe ALL do this btw
No.124065
>>124051>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girlWish I could do this but my parents said I can't waifufag as long as I live in their house, so I need to get a job and move out sQQn
No.124067
>>124066this never happened
No.124078
>>124066the jews made me have coitus with real laaf maya at gun point
No.124079
>>124065I managed to get a mymy one and I have a mock date set up with her this 14th
No.124103
>>124079I weep at the fact that I cannot do this myself
No.124104
someone should commission whoever made that mymy pillow cover drawing to make a proper maya one in an absurd resolution so i can print order it
No.124105
>>124104Wasn't that rodscorpion
No.124107
>>124104tsmt do this mayaGOD
No.124109
>>124108We're going to sell zellig pillows and spread right wing values to fund the upcoming incel revolution sorry chud
No.124110
>>124109This why nusois call us "zelligpedos"
Fuck you
No.124115
>>124110>caring about nusois' opinions in 2026ngmi
No.124116
>>124115You are a pedo kill yourself
No.124117
Why did you niggers derail my hecking zelty creepypasta thread
No.124118
>>124117derailing is zardee kulchur or something
No.124119
>>124117it's the fuggen zeldee
No.124120
>>124109nietzsche spoke of this
No.124138
>>124104what resolution should it have?
No.124141
>>124103just use your imagination
No.124142
>>124106she's so beautiful bros
No.124145
>>124138cuz i can draw Maya pillow if you want zaryans
No.124146
>>124145radioactive SISAnvke inbound
No.124148
>>124146should I draw her like in ze mymy pose o algo or in different pose?
No.124151
THIS THREAD CAUSED A SEVERE OUTBREAK OF STAGE 3 OMGSISA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, EVACUATE NOW
No.124153
>>124148i guess that pose is fine but draw what maya would do ofzo
No.124154
>>124153i guess her pose might be more introvert o algo
btw how is this thread came to goonsloo
No.124155
>>124154if she got to know you and felt comfortable around you she would look /calm/
No.124156
>>124154the zeldeecaca derailed it geg
>>124033 xe has powers
No.124162
>>124154i typed goonsloo fuck my zelliger life
No.124164
>>124155im gonna think tomorrow about that, but its late now
No.124167
>>124164sleep tight with maya
No.124174
>>1241384K HD or the retarded soycucks won't buy it
No.124207
>>124164how are you, i need maya cuddle gemmies saar
No.124208
>>124141you're right. I don't need any material possessions to love Mymy, I can just think of her or draw her
No.124209
Manifesting love is the best for the girls
No.124210
>>124209you sound like epstein right now
No.124212
>>124207i have studied, in 2 hours ill start drawing mayapillow for you, mayaGQDS
No.124213
>>124212thank you so much, I haven't been able to feel love or anything in years
No.124217
>>124216OMG SISA, I love her so much, she is the reason I wake up in the morning. she is the reason I read the bijble. she is the reason I work out.
No.124218
>>124217dionysic waifufagging, nietzsche speaks about this in ecce homo and the antichrist
No.124228
>>124216absolute fucking gem. I love Maya so much
question, what program did you use, and how much time did it take? the hair looks excellent.
No.124232
>>124228this is an old gem that has been passed down through generations of Zaryans.
No.124234
>>124216niggers, thats not my drawing, this is random shiet
No.124235
im only starting to draw mayas bodypillow
i didnt event posted this one
No.124236
maya bodypillow*
No.124237
>>124235>>124236yess, itll be a gem
No.124238
>>124235>>124236>Mayasyes, I need more Mayas.
No.124241
>>124232oh I thought he drew it
I drew Maya o algo
cucked by paper because my computer is gone
No.124244
>>124241>oh I thought he drew itjust an old Image we've been pasting around since MAYA.win
>I drew Maya o algoSISA
>PaperPAPER MAYA is SISA
>>124243OMG SISA
No.124247
>>124244in may I'll get a computer so I'll be able to draw more colored gems just wait for a bit
or one of you can donate me a computer I already have the license for the program I use and a drawing tablet
No.124248
>>124247it will be worth the wait.
just give up an update when you do.
No.124249
>>124248TSMT hopefully its sooner but I really doubt it
for now just paper shit
No.124250
>>124247>have the license for the program zoyim just use gimp or krita
No.124251
>>124250nigga I have the program (clip studio paint) I just don't have a computer
I'm posting this from my shitty school laptop that cant run 4 tabs at once and there's no HDMI port for me to plug my tablet into
No.124252
>>124249>>124251let hope so, I can't wait to see your gems, and you can make gems with paper.
No.124253
>>124250gimp is for Aryans only
No.124254
>>124253Krita better cuz there's animation
No.124255
>>124254krita is a furfag coal, gimp is a linuxgod gem from the opencodeheaven
No.124256
>>124255even doe the gimp mascot is a furry
No.124259
>>124256obsessed, i didnt even think about it
No.124260
>>124259I know my art programs nigger
No.124266
>>124265SISA… oh my god..
No.124267
>>124265incoming sisarald
No.124268
>>124265how i can make her hair lie down and look natural?
No.124271
>>124270the hair should be longer, look at other official media and it goes down much more, might fix the issue you face
No.124272
>>124271like her hair goes up to waist?
No.124273
>>124270This looks great already for the hair, the head is looking down so the hair should be slightly above the waistline.
No.124275
>>124274could work if you know how to color
No.124276
>>124218nietzsche had a maya bodypillow
source: he spoke of it
No.124279
>>124276another keyed thing that nietzsche has done
No.124280
>>124275nah, but i must learn how to
No.125123
to repent for potentially derailing the thread with
>>124051 (its based and clickablenumberspilled) i have created this, my brain tried to shut down multiple times during the creation of this and i should have used tts and i really just wanted to say "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" "oyaya circumcise the woman" "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" using the funny voices