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 No.124022[Last 50 Posts]

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…

 No.124023

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>zelty creepypastas

 No.124024

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>wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg
>oyaya circumcise the woman
>come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something

 No.124025

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>>124022
Spent like idk how much but lowk I’m scared as fuck this nigga got me like “t.. th..this can’t b.. be true” but then I realized “hey a lot of kids are scared like this mybe this is all just a crazy story” fuck me bro

 No.124026

this happened

 No.124027

>>124026
no 'p was mentioned though that's unrealistic

 No.124028

what does agugu soytan look like

 No.124029

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>>124028
Fortunately no such brimstone exists

 No.124030

>>124028
you don't want to know…

 No.124031

>>124030
its baby soytan

 No.124032

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>>124030
Janjans I just peed myself I am scared now

 No.124033

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>fuggen zeldee
you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.124034

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>>fuggen zeldee
>you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day

 No.124035

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>such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating

 No.124051

>>124033
>dying site xD

id say its somewhat lively here

>we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret


waifufagging is generally looked down upon here and i dont agree with it personally, however this is an anonymous imageboard website where until your personal information gets leaked or you namefag, you are faceless and nameless and you can wear any mask you want, You can say one thing and then say something contradictory the next and you will have little to no accountability for it because we are all zaryans here, and i imagine some but not all of the most outspoken voices against waifufagging bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl and then goon to their favorite drawing that was done by gussy or rod or some other registered sex offender because their hearts burn even if they deny it and shame others for admitting so, they crave and wish for the presence of the sisters in their lives. to comfort them, be their friends, be their maidens and all the other things even if they say to waifufags that "kys nigger she will never be real and even if she was she would be disgusted by you" so i imagine you might be right about that, But tis nary be all the 'site, id say its a good 20 percent of the userbase here maybe lower or higher

 No.124053

>>124051
We are all one person by the way, we call it One Zaryan Theory

 No.124054

>>124053
nonsense. i prefer the reddit theory that there's probably just you, me, and maybe someone else

 No.124059

>>124051
tsmt i need warmth of da zelligs

 No.124061

>>124051
>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl
we ALL do this btw

 No.124065

>>124051
>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl
Wish I could do this but my parents said I can't waifufag as long as I live in their house, so I need to get a job and move out sQQn

 No.124066

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>>124065
Lucky, my 'rents force me to waifufag until I move out, They force me to hug a Coco bodypillow and I hate it, I have to marry it o algo

 No.124067

>>124066
this never happened

 No.124069


 No.124078

>>124066
the jews made me have coitus with real laaf maya at gun point

 No.124079

>>124065
I managed to get a mymy one and I have a mock date set up with her this 14th

 No.124080

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>>124079
so gemmy! I have a Maya bodypillow and im gonna cuddle with her all night and hold her tightly

 No.124081

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>>124061
>>124065
>>124078
>>124079
>>124080
Molested rapebabies every single one of you

 No.124103

>>124079
I weep at the fact that I cannot do this myself

 No.124104

someone should commission whoever made that mymy pillow cover drawing to make a proper maya one in an absurd resolution so i can print order it

 No.124105

>>124104
Wasn't that rodscorpion

 No.124106

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>>124105
im referring to this one

 No.124107

>>124104
tsmt do this mayaGOD

 No.124108


 No.124109

>>124108
We're going to sell zellig pillows and spread right wing values to fund the upcoming incel revolution sorry chud

 No.124110

>>124109
This why nusois call us "zelligpedos"
Fuck you

 No.124115

>>124110
>caring about nusois' opinions in 2026
ngmi

 No.124116

>>124115
You are a pedo kill yourself

 No.124117

Why did you niggers derail my hecking zelty creepypasta thread

 No.124118

>>124117
derailing is zardee kulchur or something

 No.124119

>>124117
it's the fuggen zeldee

 No.124120

>>124109
nietzsche spoke of this

 No.124121

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>>124106
Mymyfaggots

 No.124123

>>124121
geggy image

 No.124138

>>124104
what resolution should it have?

 No.124141

>>124103
just use your imagination

 No.124142

>>124106
she's so beautiful bros

 No.124144

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zelligbros maya wabag i hug my pillow and i pretend its her

 No.124145

>>124138
cuz i can draw Maya pillow if you want zaryans

 No.124146

>>124145
radioactive SISAnvke inbound

 No.124148

>>124146
should I draw her like in ze mymy pose o algo or in different pose?

 No.124150


 No.124151

THIS THREAD CAUSED A SEVERE OUTBREAK OF STAGE 3 OMGSISA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, EVACUATE NOW

 No.124153

>>124148
i guess that pose is fine but draw what maya would do ofzo

 No.124154

>>124153
i guess her pose might be more introvert o algo

btw how is this thread came to goonsloo

 No.124155

>>124154
if she got to know you and felt comfortable around you she would look /calm/

 No.124156

>>124154
the zeldeecaca derailed it geg >>124033 xe has powers

 No.124162

>>124154
i typed goonsloo fuck my zelliger life

 No.124164

>>124155
im gonna think tomorrow about that, but its late now

 No.124167

>>124164
sleep tight with maya

 No.124168

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 No.124174

>>124138
4K HD or the retarded soycucks won't buy it

 No.124207

>>124164
how are you, i need maya cuddle gemmies saar

 No.124208

>>124141
you're right. I don't need any material possessions to love Mymy, I can just think of her or draw her

 No.124209

Manifesting love is the best for the girls

 No.124210

>>124209
you sound like epstein right now

 No.124211

>>124210
Sorry broski

 No.124212

>>124207
i have studied, in 2 hours ill start drawing mayapillow for you, mayaGQDS

 No.124213

>>124212
thank you so much, I haven't been able to feel love or anything in years

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 No.124215

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>>124213
me too

 No.124216

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 No.124217

>>124216
OMG SISA, I love her so much, she is the reason I wake up in the morning. she is the reason I read the bijble. she is the reason I work out.

 No.124218

>>124217
dionysic waifufagging, nietzsche speaks about this in ecce homo and the antichrist

 No.124219

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 No.124228

>>124216
absolute fucking gem. I love Maya so much
question, what program did you use, and how much time did it take? the hair looks excellent.

 No.124232

>>124228
this is an old gem that has been passed down through generations of Zaryans.

 No.124233

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>>124228
>>124232

yeah i didnt draw it

 No.124234

>>124216
niggers, thats not my drawing, this is random shiet

 No.124235

im only starting to draw mayas bodypillow

i didnt event posted this one

 No.124236

maya bodypillow*

 No.124237

>>124235
>>124236
yess, itll be a gem

 No.124238

>>124235
>>124236
>Mayas
yes, I need more Mayas.

 No.124241

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>>124232
oh I thought he drew it
I drew Maya o algo
cucked by paper because my computer is gone

 No.124243

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>>124237
also redrew this gem (I don't have original image y'all know what I'm talking about)

 No.124244

>>124241
>oh I thought he drew it
just an old Image we've been pasting around since MAYA.win
>I drew Maya o algo
SISA
>Paper
PAPER MAYA is SISA
>>124243
OMG SISA

 No.124247

>>124244
in may I'll get a computer so I'll be able to draw more colored gems just wait for a bit
or one of you can donate me a computer I already have the license for the program I use and a drawing tablet

 No.124248

>>124247
it will be worth the wait.
just give up an update when you do.

 No.124249

>>124248
TSMT hopefully its sooner but I really doubt it
for now just paper shit

 No.124250

>>124247
>have the license for the program
zoyim just use gimp or krita

 No.124251

>>124250
nigga I have the program (clip studio paint) I just don't have a computer
I'm posting this from my shitty school laptop that cant run 4 tabs at once and there's no HDMI port for me to plug my tablet into

 No.124252

>>124249
>>124251
let hope so, I can't wait to see your gems, and you can make gems with paper.

 No.124253

>>124250
gimp is for Aryans only

 No.124254

>>124253
Krita better cuz there's animation

 No.124255

>>124254
krita is a furfag coal, gimp is a linuxgod gem from the opencodeheaven

 No.124256

>>124255
even doe the gimp mascot is a furry

 No.124259

>>124256
obsessed, i didnt even think about it

 No.124260

>>124259
I know my art programs nigger

 No.124265

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wip

 No.124266

>>124265
SISA… oh my god..

 No.124267

>>124265
incoming sisarald

 No.124268

>>124265
how i can make her hair lie down and look natural?

 No.124270

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>>124268
idk man

 No.124271

>>124270
the hair should be longer, look at other official media and it goes down much more, might fix the issue you face

 No.124272

>>124271
like her hair goes up to waist?

 No.124273

>>124270
This looks great already for the hair, the head is looking down so the hair should be slightly above the waistline.

 No.124274

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so i was searching for hair references and i found this one, should i draw mayas hair like this?

 No.124275

>>124274
could work if you know how to color

 No.124276

>>124218
nietzsche had a maya bodypillow
source: he spoke of it

 No.124279

>>124276
another keyed thing that nietzsche has done

 No.124280

>>124275
nah, but i must learn how to

 No.125123

File: 1771523528201.mp4 (36.03 MB, 1920x1080, zeldeehaus.mp4)

to repent for potentially derailing the thread with >>124051 (its based and clickablenumberspilled) i have created this, my brain tried to shut down multiple times during the creation of this and i should have used tts and i really just wanted to say "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" "oyaya circumcise the woman" "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" using the funny voices

 No.125145

>>125123
super gemmy



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