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 No.124022

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…

 No.124023

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>zelty creepypastas

 No.124024

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>wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg
>oyaya circumcise the woman
>come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something

 No.124025

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>>124022
Spent like idk how much but lowk I’m scared as fuck this nigga got me like “t.. th..this can’t b.. be true” but then I realized “hey a lot of kids are scared like this mybe this is all just a crazy story” fuck me bro

 No.124026

this happened

 No.124027

>>124026
no 'p was mentioned though that's unrealistic

 No.124028

what does agugu soytan look like

 No.124029

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>>124028
Fortunately no such brimstone exists

 No.124030

>>124028
you don't want to know…

 No.124031

>>124030
its baby soytan

 No.124032

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>>124030
Janjans I just peed myself I am scared now

 No.124033

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>fuggen zeldee
you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.124034

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>>fuggen zeldee
>you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day

 No.124035

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>such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating

 No.124051

>>124033
>dying site xD

id say its somewhat lively here

>we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret


waifufagging is generally looked down upon here and i dont agree with it personally, however this is an anonymous imageboard website where until your personal information gets leaked or you namefag, you are faceless and nameless and you can wear any mask you want, You can say one thing and then say something contradictory the next and you will have little to no accountability for it because we are all zaryans here, and i imagine some but not all of the most outspoken voices against waifufagging bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl and then goon to their favorite drawing that was done by gussy or rod or some other registered sex offender because their hearts burn even if they deny it and shame others for admitting so, they crave and wish for the presence of the sisters in their lives. to comfort them, be their friends, be their maidens and all the other things even if they say to waifufags that "kys nigger she will never be real and even if she was she would be disgusted by you" so i imagine you might be right about that, But tis nary be all the 'site, id say its a good 20 percent of the userbase here maybe lower or higher

 No.124053

>>124051
We are all one person by the way, we call it One Zaryan Theory



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