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 No.124022[View All]

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…
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 No.124208

>>124141
you're right. I don't need any material possessions to love Mymy, I can just think of her or draw her

 No.124209

Manifesting love is the best for the girls

 No.124210

>>124209
you sound like epstein right now

 No.124211

>>124210
Sorry broski

 No.124212

>>124207
i have studied, in 2 hours ill start drawing mayapillow for you, mayaGQDS

 No.124213

>>124212
thank you so much, I haven't been able to feel love or anything in years

 No.124214


 No.124215

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>>124213
me too

 No.124216

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 No.124217

>>124216
OMG SISA, I love her so much, she is the reason I wake up in the morning. she is the reason I read the bijble. she is the reason I work out.

 No.124218

>>124217
dionysic waifufagging, nietzsche speaks about this in ecce homo and the antichrist

 No.124219

File: 1770914376378.webp (24.8 KB, 192x137, thumb.webp)


 No.124228

>>124216
absolute fucking gem. I love Maya so much
question, what program did you use, and how much time did it take? the hair looks excellent.

 No.124232

>>124228
this is an old gem that has been passed down through generations of Zaryans.

 No.124233

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>>124228
>>124232

yeah i didnt draw it

 No.124234

>>124216
niggers, thats not my drawing, this is random shiet

 No.124235

im only starting to draw mayas bodypillow

i didnt event posted this one

 No.124236

maya bodypillow*

 No.124237

>>124235
>>124236
yess, itll be a gem

 No.124238

>>124235
>>124236
>Mayas
yes, I need more Mayas.

 No.124241

File: 1770921156617.jpeg (1.43 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_5917.jpeg)

>>124232
oh I thought he drew it
I drew Maya o algo
cucked by paper because my computer is gone

 No.124243

File: 1770921234855.jpeg (1.45 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_5913.jpeg)

>>124237
also redrew this gem (I don't have original image y'all know what I'm talking about)

 No.124244

>>124241
>oh I thought he drew it
just an old Image we've been pasting around since MAYA.win
>I drew Maya o algo
SISA
>Paper
PAPER MAYA is SISA
>>124243
OMG SISA

 No.124247

>>124244
in may I'll get a computer so I'll be able to draw more colored gems just wait for a bit
or one of you can donate me a computer I already have the license for the program I use and a drawing tablet

 No.124248

>>124247
it will be worth the wait.
just give up an update when you do.

 No.124249

>>124248
TSMT hopefully its sooner but I really doubt it
for now just paper shit

 No.124250

>>124247
>have the license for the program
zoyim just use gimp or krita

 No.124251

>>124250
nigga I have the program (clip studio paint) I just don't have a computer
I'm posting this from my shitty school laptop that cant run 4 tabs at once and there's no HDMI port for me to plug my tablet into

 No.124252

>>124249
>>124251
let hope so, I can't wait to see your gems, and you can make gems with paper.

 No.124253

>>124250
gimp is for Aryans only

 No.124254

>>124253
Krita better cuz there's animation

 No.124255

>>124254
krita is a furfag coal, gimp is a linuxgod gem from the opencodeheaven

 No.124256

>>124255
even doe the gimp mascot is a furry

 No.124259

>>124256
obsessed, i didnt even think about it

 No.124260

>>124259
I know my art programs nigger

 No.124265

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wip

 No.124266

>>124265
SISA… oh my god..

 No.124267

>>124265
incoming sisarald

 No.124268

>>124265
how i can make her hair lie down and look natural?

 No.124270

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>>124268
idk man

 No.124271

>>124270
the hair should be longer, look at other official media and it goes down much more, might fix the issue you face

 No.124272

>>124271
like her hair goes up to waist?

 No.124273

>>124270
This looks great already for the hair, the head is looking down so the hair should be slightly above the waistline.

 No.124274

File: 1770930925435.png (467.94 KB, 645x475, ClipboardImage.png)

so i was searching for hair references and i found this one, should i draw mayas hair like this?

 No.124275

>>124274
could work if you know how to color

 No.124276

>>124218
nietzsche had a maya bodypillow
source: he spoke of it

 No.124279

>>124276
another keyed thing that nietzsche has done

 No.124280

>>124275
nah, but i must learn how to

 No.125123

File: 1771523528201.mp4 (36.03 MB, 1920x1080, zeldeehaus.mp4)

to repent for potentially derailing the thread with >>124051 (its based and clickablenumberspilled) i have created this, my brain tried to shut down multiple times during the creation of this and i should have used tts and i really just wanted to say "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" "oyaya circumcise the woman" "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" using the funny voices

 No.125145

>>125123
super gemmy



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