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I think so because
>He says “See you later” instead of goodbye at the end of Mayas conversation, implying he’s going to try and talk to her again
>Europoors don’t start conversations with random people they barely know. And because we KNOW Maya has NO FRIENDS, it probably means that Epke approached her cuz he liked her (for some reason idk why, people like people for weird reasons)

IM NOT A PEDOPHILERINO, IM JUST THEORIZING

<posted again cuz I put Anke instead of Epke award
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 No.113745

>>113743
>>113744
Gem. I didn't know you could write this good

 No.113746

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>>113745
ITS NOT MY FUCKING BOOK ITS AN EMERGENCY mom brought home her boyfriend daequan who was meant to drive me to taekwondo class and i tried to open the door to get to the bathroom before they got inside but the handle was too slippery due to all the feces and now i just fell into shit thats on my floor and its all over my plushies and fDFGJK. if daequan opens my door and sees me rolling around in my own FUCKING FECES i will have to go back to the disability caring facility

 No.113747

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>>113743
>>113744
>>113746
mayaFAILS are literally incapable of even making it to the toilet. when I say you should explode I don't mean you should make a diarrhea explosion.

 No.113748

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>>113743
>>113744
>>113746
ohnono mayafails why so brappy?

 No.113749

>>113748
>>113747
>>113746
>>113745
>>113744
>>113743
cocofail cord falseflagging award

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 No.113751

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mom is taking away all my devices im sorry everyone i cant continue writing for this project. i can still smell feces in my room and i cant stop crying. daequan said i only have 5 more minutes to text all my friends before mom is taking it away. learn from my mistakes everybody now you know why im suicidal

 No.113752

>>113751
thats okay we understand

 No.113754

>>113751
Wat de foek? D:

 No.113760

Ob

 No.113761

>>113751
we zaryans have obsessed parents wtf?

 No.113764

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 No.113765

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>>113743
>>113744
>>113746
>>113751
>IM MAYAFAIL, IM A USELESS WRITERFAIL
>IM MAYAFAIL, IM FAT AND LAZY AND EAT LIKE SHIT
>IM MAYAFAIL AND I HAVE OBSESSED PARENTS

 No.113766

I'm glad I don't get it at all.

 No.113768

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I dislike how this thread has changed, but I still like it, I have been writing a story but I think it's too cringe to release to the public. but I will continue to develop upon it, for my writing practice. and it also helps me animate too, but it's still bad, but when it develops into something I think is alright for others to see, I may release it here.
so keep writing, keep animating, make coal to make zems in the future.

 No.113779

>>113768
>too cringe
Mf we’re writing Fanfiction of a SNCA Dutch cartoon, and your worried about if it’s cringe? ITS GONNA BE BE DEFAULT

 No.113784

>>113768
also you can’t improve without feedback, so I’d like to read it please

 No.113785

>>113768
just read it again, ANIMATE? What do you animate?

 No.113823

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>>113785 it's pretty much Coal or tests, I won't release them cause they suck, makes for good practice, though.

 No.113850

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I got my phone back but today I shit my pants in clown school. It might sounds like a joke but it's not. We were practicing on riding unicycles and I wasn't wearing my diaper because I thought I would be okay. Needless to say I made a fool out of myself today and not in the way I was meant to. Im a human fucking failure I guess thats why Maya and I are kindred spirits. I had to wait there by myself with shit stains all over the rented clown suit while I waited over an hour for Daequan to pick me up. Fuck my life.

 No.113851

>>113850
shit happens mayaGOD dont stress over it too much, we're all gonna make it. clean yourself up and move forward

 No.113852

>>113850
KYS pajeet

 No.113853

>>113852
writerGOD has autism leave him alone, don't act like you've never soiled yourself. clown school can be quite stressful let off him

 No.113854

>>113853
send him to the camps or the showers

 No.113855

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>>113854
have you considered

 No.113861

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>>113850
I’d be mad, but they’re kinda funny to read so just keep making them o algo

 No.113862

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>>113861
question what do you think of this image, writerGOD

 No.113866

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>>113743
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>>113751
>>113850
>im sorry guys my pajeet brother logged onto my computer while i was gone
<what are you doing big brother-
>GO TAKE A SHOWER, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT

 No.113867

>>113862
i think its gemmy, we need more henk art

 No.113869

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>>113867
WriterGOD what do you think of Mymy's petition?

 No.113870

>>113869
i think killing an entire minority would drastically disrupt the economy (even if most of them dont have jobs)

 No.113871

>>113866
I really laughed at those posts when I realized it all was a joke haahhsjshshshshsh

 No.113873

>>113872
Clown school was the funniest imo

 No.113874

>>113871
its some obsessed weirdo pretending to be me, im just leaning into the joke because i ALSO found these to be quite, how predditors say, humourus

 No.113876

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>>113870
WriterGOD what do you think of PEEBs, I like them :3

 No.113877

Uhm ok¿

 No.113878

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>>113876
i think theyre cool, there should be more of them
>>113873
trvke

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 No.113882

>>113876
ive always wondered how nobody has made a peeb version of the class portrait? it just seems so obvious yet nobody has done it yet

 No.113884

>>113882
it's forced cord coal

 No.113885

>>113884
>i like this thing
<you cant
>awww…

 No.113924

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darkwolf is a peebcel nigga there has never been a poster that has been so raped

 No.113925

mayafail please find an old building that is about to be blown up by a demolition team and paint yourself to camoflage with a wall so the demolition team okay the site and set off the tnt so you explode

 No.113956

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>>113925
>ok guys i did a little writi-
<KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL
>…

 No.113960

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>ok guys i did a little writi-
<KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL KYS MAYAFAIL
>…

 No.113964

>>113823
admitted to making coal award

 No.113966

>>113960
hey wait a minute i think i remember something similar happening before it's the same 5 cords the same 5 cords on soyzellig.party they have the same 5 cords

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 No.113971

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>>113960
shut this glorified discord server down already

 No.113973

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