Ongezellig

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again 7 replies omitted.

OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG 273 replies omitted.

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<<I think. I miss, Kate?.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3D 3 replies omitted.

Kiss the boer, the farmer 18 replies omitted.

I colored this in! WIP 9 replies omitted.

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

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how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle 17 replies omitted.

The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.

im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about. 13 replies omitted.

I'm at the lowest of low in terms of mental health (snca) so I thought I'd make this thread for requests to get a purpose, i may or may not do them depending if its funny, i can also do edits 48 replies omitted.

Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses

My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw) 4 replies omitted.

Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.
So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:

1. The request must be about ongezellig in some way
2. You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
3. Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
4. Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)

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