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Zaryan No.74620 Reply
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There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less. 19 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74695
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>>74673
what kind of insult is goonfish supposed to be? why are you calling me a fish for gooning?
Zaryan No.74706
>>74695
holy newfag
Zaryan No.74764
>>74695
Shut up, goonfish
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Zaryan No.75531
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>and resolve to jerk it less

Shut the fuck up you ESL Negroid groyper with your dirty Jeet faggot mindset "SAAR!! DONT JERK OFF TO DUTCH INDIE CHARACTER SAAR!!!"


Zaryan No.64289 Reply
>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm 27 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75505
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>>75504
I may have done something wrong here
Zaryan No.75515
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Zaryan No.75516
>>75505
scared me award
Zaryan No.75517
>>75515
relatable

Zaryan No.75375 Reply
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>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75475
>>75474
we are both correct, sadly
Zaryan No.75476
>>75470
yeah, but imagine coco using it
Zaryan No.75477
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>yeah, but imagine coco using it
Zaryan No.75478
>>75476
i dont have a soyjak to react to you

Zaryan No.74045 Reply
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HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74053
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>>74050 (You)
And speaking of, my video got more attention here by the link than the rest.
>hell nah there's a lot of russian hieroglyphs
>>discord.com
>BLEED OUT FOODIST!
Many such cases.
Zaryan No.74057
soon to be biggest rape victim of moscow above me
Zaryan No.75365
you can make it so 'cord users can't watch your videos but i forgot how
Zaryan No.75372
>>75365
I am interested

Subject? that's funny silly even Zaryan No.74969 Reply

ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not

Hello my fellow zaryans

kinda weird to say that... not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like... well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will

this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do

Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there

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Zaryan No.75326
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>>75263
oh i'm a selfish little fuck, like not sharing stuff with others like having fun. also i feel terrible my face is killing me and yet there's not much that can be done about it bless you all
Zaryan No.75335
>>75326
obsessed esl privacy facepain pedo
Zaryan No.75338
>>74969
>if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
No one wanted to hear spergy prepubescent Russian accent anyway zaryan, but thanks for the disclaimer.
Zaryan No.75352
>>75338
>Lel nobody wants to goon to the voice of an underage russian kid
Evendoe I want
>inbefore belarusian award

I always fuck it up no matter what Zaryan No.74772 Reply
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Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).

My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.

Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.

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Zaryan No.75275
Just trust in the Lord man. Your father'll come around eventually. I can't speak for him but if I had to guess I just think he needs time. As for your brother, just ignore him for now. If he wants to come around, let him. But just ignore him since he's only causing you bother. I'll keep you in my prayers man just hang in there. Much love n God bless Zaryan brother.
Zaryan No.75293
Just do what I did and give up on life. If you can't do anything, then you can't.
Zaryan No.75294
>>75293
Satan wrote this post
Zaryan No.75340
>>74781
nope, there is no reason to do that, if you hate your family so much just leave them

zellig desktop dancer Zaryan No.67150 Reply
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i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.

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Zaryan No.75238
>>75236
Maybe he accidentally put a virus in it
Zaryan No.75239
the zarty dev should implement the dancers to the site doesnt seem too hard
Zaryan No.75254
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>>75239
They can't even fix the 'booru doe so that's that
Zaryan No.75256
>>75254
evendoe that's Zute being a SLF, so for this time it's not them but it's one fag

Zaryan No.75119 Reply
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>I wonder what she's reading 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75168
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>>75120
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Zaryan No.75169
>>75168
I can only imagine what was posted
Zaryan No.75170
>>75169
I doubt it's anything worse than >>10208
Zaryan No.75171
>>75168
Do c*sworkcacas really?

Zaryan No.75013 Reply
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Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be? 17 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75062
>>75059
No wonder she is struggling academically
Zaryan No.75130
>>75017
Trvke. Across the Sea and Why Bother are good contenders too.
Zaryan No.75132
>>75024
OH MY VOLK SISAAAA
Zaryan No.75144
>>75130
why bother even doe that would be weird for her to relate to

Zaryan No.69283 Reply
Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg 71 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75079
>>75078
just wait with gooning for confirmation
Zaryan No.75080
>>73251
Even doe older Hispanics are also the gayest of all old people
Zaryan No.75121
>>75078
this is literally how every dutch woman looks, sorry to break the news to you zaryan
Zaryan No.75131
>>69317
The majority of troons are South East Asian and Latin American, and if we're being real any black/brown woman would fuck a White man to live in Europe.
You are being decieved by the jewish agenda.

Zaryan No.75109 Reply
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old but gold pebblethrow
Zaryan No.75110
kino
Zaryan No.75128
romanian schizo bumo

Zaryan No.75084 Reply
MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!
Zaryan No.75087
naz vantablack brimstone eminating radiation
Zaryan No.75089
That's not Mymy retard
Zaryan No.75090
>>75089
She looks like Mymy, you see the pattern!

Zaryan No.74861 Reply
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Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off... In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all

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Zaryan No.74927
>>74926
The offsite has a collection of troons, shitter mostly, but we have ways of dealing with them, we keep them at bay.
Zaryan No.74951
>>74927
very well.
Zaryan No.74968
+=test=+
Zaryan No.75034
>>74917
Soyzellig gained longevity compared to other splinters because it offered something instead of just being slightly shittier sharty

Zaryan No.74639 Reply
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if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick? 36 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74763
>>74761
brenton schmergstein
Zaryan No.74771
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>the words of Brenton Tarrant
Zaryan No.74825
>>74639
Koos so I could force him to fix the sharty before xe dies from AIDS
Zaryan No.74828
>>74825
Saved this thread award

Zaryan No.74368 Reply
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>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74448
>>74397
They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
Zaryan No.74454
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>>>74397
>They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
Zaryan No.74481
It's gotten incredibly intrusive and cucked. You can't even post from incognito (which I always do). Haven't posted on datamine.xitter since froot enacted this gay shit. The only people left on the shitty are literal nucacas who don't see anything wrong with this.
Zaryan No.74482
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