Ongezellig

Kiss the boer, the farmer 18 replies omitted.

I colored this in! WIP 9 replies omitted.

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

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how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle 17 replies omitted.

The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.

im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about. 13 replies omitted.

I'm at the lowest of low in terms of mental health (snca) so I thought I'd make this thread for requests to get a purpose, i may or may not do them depending if its funny, i can also do edits 48 replies omitted.

Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses

My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw) 4 replies omitted.

Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.
So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:

1. The request must be about ongezellig in some way
2. You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
3. Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
4. Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)

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Another 'editor drew a Zellig comic 9 replies omitted.

It's me, the cob. I'll steal the 77777th GET this time.
I always come back 1 replies omitted.

Went undercover in a zellig server these are the highlights

This is what zigger thinks of us geg

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why do massadonie and mainstrean zellig fags say this website killed the show? context. 11 replies omitted.

Do you think if we zellig fans restrained ourselves and kept our activity as covert as possible, would've massa kept on making deels? 19 replies omitted.