Ongezellig

>>130532
Is it filled to the grim with dutchness?

Geg

>>127921
what the hell is your AO3 pfp saar

>>130665
Placeholder o algo

>>130680
yeah but what is it
or what was it because it got changed

>>130683
it was porn...

>>130665
SAAR WHY WAS YOUR LAST PFP PORN SAAR

>>130685
MARGE

>>130685
FYM PORN IT WAS OCCOAL AT WORST

What profile picture marge

can't believe you OP, why would you do such a thing...

‘taneous you couldve written it a fith grade reading level and made it about suicide o incest o algo to get more engagement thats what they love on ao3 and xitter

>>130690
good goy

>>130690
>filename

>>130698
Ni hoa

>>130690
Should have made it about Yana since she's the face of Ongezellig

>>130702
TSMT

Kinda bored now that I've posted the entir thing. The prequel I had in mind can wait for now. What if I wrote a oneshot where Maya gets to be happy for once

>>130732
What if you wrote the continuation of one more drink or however the fuck it was called

>>130734
What's that

>>130735
>holy nu lvrk moar
It's an old old 'fic where Maya becomes an alcoholic, and it was premium kino nothing better at the time, probably still is. But it was discontinued around Chapter 40 and NEVER finished, if someone has the heart to send the archive so you can also read it

>>130732
publish the ebook version that you talked about

>>127921
I see. Am not finding it anywhere I look but Idk, can a Zaryan who has it 'chived poast it ofzo
>>130738
I will. Had a reading session with my friends with it and it also functioned as proofreading. I noticed a few mistakes in thr ePUbs that I then corrected. I don't plan on publishing them yet because I still don't have a cover

>>130741
I’m not a big fan of it because of the epke romance and the derailing into a bootlegging crime story but it’s here >>104682

>>130743
read it. took me a while since i was reading another fic (A Faded Tulip; it's decent but also too cheesy). it sucks ass lol

>>130743
This shit sucks ass nigga

The current version on AO3 is currently outdated, and I will only update it if I can finally decide I'm done with it somehow. 5000 new words over a span of two days after careful deliberation and research, and there still might be more.

I renamed it

>>131526
Why? I liked the name, I thought it fit well.

>>131528
My novella is heavily dependent on musical architecture. Iets Waars didn't make sense because it's a thesis statement, not a title

can someophono become my copyedtior? I dont have a 'puter with me and i wont be having it with me for the foreseeable future.
<wraak space
my manuscript for both editions is 35k and 39k respectively, whereas my epubs are only 23k and 26k, so yeah, ive added way too much content that is characterisation since im now leaning heavily into the character study/documentary farce
<wraak space
Ill append my email to a reply if someone agrees. they will be credited in my work if they help o algo. that's the least i could do

>>131831
sure

>>131858
email me at punished.spontaneous@proton.me and we'll begin talking there

>>131885
Sending Deels n Boers to this email recipient

>>131885
dis the nigga dat drew 'p

>>131885
ok sent

>>131894
Obsessed with goontaneous award

>>131885
i will email you questionable content

>>131904
all my niggas rape and kill goontaneouspedos

>>131907
shut up bob

>>130738
Still revising the EPUB. It's gonna take a long-ass while

>>132257
why are you not using LaTeX

>>132275
I'm not on Linux, xister. I started this all on Calbire, I can't shift now

I have broken the 50k word count and have reached Light Novel territory.

>How do I quickly reach 50k words..?
>Oh right
>"You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ov-"

on a writer's block so eh, have this one

>>134556
haggerald

>>134556
reply to your emails you nigger

>>134556
thanks goontaneous, you earned your weekly masturbation to the zellig stylized OCs you made

>>134562
>thanks goontaneous, you earned your weekly masturbation to the zellig stylized OCs you made
>please validate my porn addiction

>>134556
writing that much for months at a time tends to do that to you

>>134562
nigga

>>134556
>>134564
though if it's a constalation, it means you put in your all

>>134559
I check them every day. Anyway here's the alt

>>134564
Im totally fine, it's just that I'm at a bottleneck with a chapter im writing because i feel it's necessary (includes sjef, koos, goof, yfke, and wiel). i always have progress daily, whether it's a hundred words or three thousand, it's just that i felt like drawing today

>>134563
I hate this variant SO much

>>134580
You hate its accurate portrayal of you, don’t you?

>>134587
No because it's a trace from a movie (Coalson alert) and ended up the same as 2_pointing_soyjaks except in a fraction of the time, therefore it's coal

>>134588
Fair enough

>>134588
Cobson was a trace from a movie too doe

>>134592
I think traces from real people are better than from comics of zoiets

>>134593
if it's a gem it's a gem

>>134594
Notice Plier and Feral and Bernd, they work because they made fun of people that happened to have cartoonish characteristics
With Cobson when he originally unveiled he wasn't well-liked, the term HWABAG was only forced by those who liked him for him to be more accepted
Cobson's invention was a major turning point in soyculture
But for me personally traced 'jaks from real people work more becauze you could pinpoint who they make fun on IRL

>>134595
Decent observation. Something else to note is that Feral, Bernd, and Alicia are extremely easy to use as mockery. However, Cobson never caught on as a tool of mockery with the noted exception of Spadeson, but you could argue that putting an ace of spades on anyone is a good enough tool of mockery.

>>134596
It was only after he became a subvariant that he started catching on, but there was a catch. If you had to be a subvariant instead of standing on your own merits, maybe your 'jaks wasn't a gem in the first place.

I might genuinely kill myself after I finish my novel

attentionwhoring above me

>>134601
no goontaneous we need you for more zellig 'p gemmies

>>134603
thanks zaryan. nice to know my OC goonies are of some merit to yall. let's do this

>>134603
Why isn't this written in broken English

>>130491
how can i read this? there's no mymy!

>>134850
She will be in the prequel or something

>This is unreadable! There's not even any fucking woahjack or colored penises jokes in here! A tranny must have written this!

>>134601
any zaryans interested in group suicide this summer?

>>134925
i will only attend if maya will be there too

>broooo the mass zaryan suicide event!
>bro remember let's do it! but like as a joke, promised!

>>134933
my mossy mav 88 lookin mighty fine nowadays, you know they say that the taste is... Mind blowing!

>>134936
are you interested in doing a group suicide zaryan?

Oh yeah, updated title because why not

>>135396

tried to copy and paste a revised version of my preface here but apparently it has more >wordswordswords than the massa sucks at writing thread

i think im gonna thrash this project

>>135834
what do you mean thrash?

>>135835
Probably trash
He said he didn’t really have a plan and wrote it freestyle, and maybe he wants to start over instead of trying to fix it

>>135834
>>135835
hes abandoning it out of spite because of 'cord

>>135849
Goontaneous, growing to hate his non-vore fanbase, cancelled the book out of spite.

>>135849
>'cord
marge

>>135848
i did not just freestyle this, i had a vision for the basic plot (vera meets a former student, hijinks ensue), then tried to make sure everything else connected. everything was already set in my mind what the story would be, it's just the execution of it where i was truly free.
>>135849
>whyishelying.gif
<revengespace
i think i wanna cancel this project because i opened libreoffice writer yesterday to natively transport my manuscript from Gdocs to it (so I can transcribe it for the ebook format of my book) but then i got overwhelmed by how fucking difficult it looks. i looked at the forums how to use templates, and i tried LatEx too and it was all equally confusing. i typed almost everything in my book from my fucking phone on GDocs so I got bottlenecked with how to move forward ever since i made the epub and abandoned it and i'm here thinking i spent three months and counting wasting away on a project no one will really read. my beta reader did leave me comments but im yet to receive a full review of what he truly thinks, and that he told me he doesn't have a deadline for when it will truly come, that zaryan who wanted to be a beta reader when he emailed me flaked on me, and a third guy wanted to be one only if i was paying him for it (im broke as shit, also getting paid to read?? wtf). i still want to do one thing to keep myself motivated. later today, i'll go to a printershop with a copy of my manuscript to have it all printed in the flesh to see what i really got. hopefully seeing physical results of what i've gotten so far can still rile me up. at least i'd have something to show myself. i really don't want to feel this was all for nothing.
>>135851
idfk what these nophonos are talking about, the 'cord thing is irrelevant here, they just wanna make it about themselves for whatever reason

>>135850
also forgot to respond to you. TSMT

>>135912
>maya but WHOAH_20251208015649.png
>coco
...

>>135913
>Maya
>Look inside
>Coco

>

>>135911
>no one will really read
i hate to say that you might be right with this one
the issue isnt the quality of the writing, but who it's about. people read fanfic to look more into their favorite characters, in this case being the sisters. yeah vera is liked, but she's not exactly the character that people are dying to see.
not saying you have to scrap it, but if you want to start anew, writing about the sisters is probably your best bet
>all for nothing
it clearly isn't, because even if it wasn't what you wanted it to be, you ended up learning a very valuable lesson of not biting off more than you can chew (which is a lesson you can only learn by doing exactly that)

>>135932
Vera is for people over the age of 30, which aren't many, it'd be worth to see how Vera develops AFTER the sisters eventually go their own way

>>135933
i personally think her interactions with the sisters would the the most interesting

It's a Vera-centric novel. It wouldn't make a lot of sense to pigeonhole the sisters on the side to match a story that revolves around her. Still, I had to concede by adding Maya and Coco in a flashback (my beta reader was, quote, 'soyjacking' when he finally got to that part that I can only interpret as fan service, and Mymy at the appendix to at least attach the sisters organically). But I chose to write a story that specifically has the disguise of a fanfiction when it's a YA/A novel in essence. The register is nothing you'd find on AO3, and I've already read a lot of dogshit Zellig fics there. writerfail (and maybe pnegpng) are the only AO3 fanfic authors who can actually meet your expectations, but what I'm doing is an entirely different thing. An actual novel, breaking 70k words, carrying the continuation genre centred on the peripheral teacher character. Yes, it hurts that nobody would read it probably, but if it catches a niche, well, that's how Massa got to us, didn't he? A friend (not a beta reader, but he's reading my current manuscript) told me that my book reads as if Massa himself continued the series via writing, and that means a lot to me.
<revengespace
I can't just release the entire thing now, because I overlooked one key worldbuilding factor in my manuscript and I'm back to the drawing board, but this story is what I believe one worth telling, and if my beta reader says exploring moral greys via Ongezellig fan literature is something worth considering, then perhaps I shouldn't just throw it all away.
>>135932
This story is exactly what I want it to be. It just fucking sucks this fandom has been infiltrated by tweens younger than my time playing fucking Dota (I've played it since 2008) so I'm clearly not writing for them. The real question is, am I also writing for >>(You)?
>>135933
Exactly. Actually, in my novel she's 48, way older and makes way more sense. The sisters going their own way is implicit but I focused on the other classmates (besides Rens, Sjef and Yfke in particular based on whatever information I have on them), so writing about Vera as an adult instead of the sisters as adult was my priority. Not saying that I'm incapable of writing the sisters as adults, since Maya would be as old as I am if the pilot took place in 2019 for example, but I chose not to do it. Yet.
>>135934
Well, I wrote a reason why she doesn't. But fuck, I really just want this fucking book to be done with so you guys can actually fucking read it

>>135937
I wish Mommy Vera would look down on me like this

>>135945
You're gonna love this book then my zigga

>>135911
>the 'cord thing
still marge

also have you tried pandoc?