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Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!! Zaryan No.104616
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I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!

Zaryan No.104617
>maya kills herself
>everyone hates maya
>maya kills herself... 2
drop DEAD
Zaryan No.104618
>Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!
this sounds very sad so i will NOT be reading actually
Zaryan No.104634
Death and reborn was gemmy but it was rather sad and also the dialogue isn't that good
Zaryan No.104636
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>Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something:
Geg
Zaryan No.104637
>>104616
We all know that the best one is One more shot
Zaryan No.104641
>>104637
TRVKE
Zaryan No.104642
>>104641
its written like an english textbook for schools but it was a gem
Zaryan No.104659
>>104642
It was an ESL gem and it's such a shame that the author deleted it out of spite
Zaryan No.104661
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>>104616
>nuzoi sees vantawhite zemmies for ze first time o algo
Zaryan No.104663
>>104637
can I get a link to this shining ZEMMY
Zaryan No.104668
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>>104634
>something that was partially made by ai isn't good
do zartycucks know?
Zaryan No.104678
>>104668
Zaryans*
Zaryan No.104682
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>>104663
https://jumpshare.com/v/99bl0FDueviTcnX0atda
Here you go for your enjoyment (it lacks the last chapter which is now lost mediarino)
Zaryan No.104686
>>104682
cookie logger DO NOT CLICK
Zaryan No.104696
"Hoi Maya" is some faggot's fetish, I read the whole thing and I regret it.
"Reunion" is boring.
"Death & Reborn" is interesting, I'll read this later.
Zaryan No.104698
>>104696
marge what fetish? i was just aboyt to start reading it cause it seemed the most interesting out of all three but im doubted now
Zaryan No.104704
>>104698
If you like the idea of girls suffering (because you're a clittycel), read it. S tier gooning material.
If you don't like that, there's not much reason to read it, it's not a hecking cautionary tale or anything.
It's just paragraph after paragraph of suffering with no real substance, and it feels like it was written to arouse sadists.
Zaryan No.104705
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>>104696
>fetish
nuzois can't even...
Zaryan No.104706
>>104704
We are dark triad here nigga take yo sensitive ass back to r/ongezellig
Zaryan No.104707
>>104616
holy shit jackowacko's two roses??
Zaryan No.104708
>>104705
>OH MY GAHD DUDE ISN'T IT SUCH HECKING A24 DEEP INTELLECTUAL EMOTIONAL JUMPSCARE-FREE SLOWBURN SPINE-TINGLING FICTIONKINO TO WATCH A GIRL KILL HERSELF AND THEN WATCH HER ADOPTED SISTERS FUCKING SUFFER FOR NINE DECADES OH MY GAHD DUDE IT'S JUST LIKE GUTS OR SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN EVEN THOUGH THOSE THINGS HAVE NO FUCKING RELATION TO EACHOTHER AT ALL BESIDES BEING LE SAD GAHD I'M SUCH AN EMOTIONALLY STRONG HUMAN BEING DESPITE NEVER EXPERIENCING ANYTHING UPSETTING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OF DRINKING SOYLENT AND EATING SUGARY CEREALS AND DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING IPA BEERS BRO
Zaryan No.104709
>We are dark triad here nigga take yo sensitive ass back to r/ongezellig
Zaryan No.104711
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>>104708
>WORDWORDWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
holy yap nigga nobody is reading allat
Zaryan No.104713
>>104711
wordswordswords and being a jew is aryan
Zaryan No.104714
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>A fanfic about Maya suffering?
>What a bold and interesting topic haha not like I enjoy seeing girls suffering for no reason haha
Zaryan No.104715
>>104714
They probably say this.
<reddit space
Reading Death & Reborn and I'm starting to feel like everybody who likes this Dutch tranime is just a fucking dramaqueen.
Zaryan No.104716
>>104715
>I'm starting to feel like everybody who likes this Dutch tranime is just a fucking dramaqueen.
Well even massa's inner circle were having 'cord drama among themselves way before soyteens found the show
Zaryan No.104717
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>>104716
Man, what a great way to spend your shit life, being sad all the time, not pathetic at all.
Seriously, what is this? People need to learn to enjoy life every once in a while.
Zaryan No.104718
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>>104717
NO, FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FAGGOT!!!!11!!!1!!!!!
Zaryan No.104719
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>>104718
Zeg, no arrow thoughbeit.
Zaryan No.104720
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>>104719
FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME FAGGOT?!?!?!? NO FUCKING ARROW!?!?!? HOW ABOUT THE FUCCKING ARROW ILL SHOOT THROUGH YOUR FUCCKING WINDOW YOU FUCCKING FAGGGOT!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!
Zaryan No.104721
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Zaryan No.104722
>>104721
FUCKCGIGN NIGGEGR ILL FUCKING SNED A FUCKING BOMB IN YOUR MAILBOX FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zaryan No.104723
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Zaryan No.104812
>>104682
was the last chapter that important?
Zaryan No.104813
>>104707
marge...
Zaryan No.104836
>>104812
It was Mymy and a bunch of classmates playing HOI4 together and they finally brought up the fact that Maya was an unwholesome alcoholic, then it ends
Zaryan No.104840
>>104836
>A foid who plays strategy games
Sorry but those aren't real
Zaryan No.104870
>>104616
In general I think attempting/committing suicide is kind of a mischaracterization of Maya and Hoi Maya is excessively depressing. Reunion is actually a heart warming, soul touching, life affirming, eslGOD gem about the sisters’ love (if you can look past all of Mymy’s oc sailor friends). Thank you for the read zaryan.
Zaryan No.104872
>>104870
It's said and shown time and time again that Maya is a pussy and even in the worst cases she'd never actually put herself in a dangerous situation
Zaryan No.104874
snca
Zaryan No.104882
>>104616
(OP HERE) HOI MAYA IS COAL, I PUT IT HERE CAUSE THE MEDS JOKE
Zaryan No.104888
>>104882
>You WILL NOT read hoi Maya because uhmm... Mi heckin' waifu Maya dies of zoiets
Zaryan No.104892
>>104888
no it just fucking sucks
Zaryan No.104923
>>104682
i have never been more invested in a piece of literacy in my entire life, first few chapters kinda suck though
Zaryan No.104931
>>104840
I got permabanned from reddit for saying this; that such thing as female HOI4 players were either trannies or niggas pretending to be foids. I wonder who would have been triggered by such statement...
Zaryan No.104932
>>104923
Someone ought to continue that piece of kino in the same ESL style
Zaryan No.104933
>>104617
fippy bippy
Zaryan No.104935
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>>>104617
>fippy bippy
Zaryan No.104936
>>104935
keep gooning to and propogating offsite tranny fanfiction, this is why the zarty is dead. everyone is an offsiter. everyone
Zaryan No.104937
>>>104935
>keep gooning to and propogating offsite tranny fanfiction, this is why the zarty is dead. everyone is an offsiter. everyone
Zaryan No.104938
everyone is a soulless brown new shartycuck and maya has become the go-to self insert for invalid trannies and retarded chudcels alike for displaying how much they want to kill themselves. there's never been more 'zellig ackjaks on the catalog or index despite the zellig lee's who created them having dying out like all the other oldfags a long time ago. how is this possible? how did things get so brown and retarded? why is everyone so obsessed with suicide and abuse?
Zaryan No.104940
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>everyone is a soulless brown new shartycuck and maya has become the go-to self insert for invalid trannies and retarded chudcels alike for displaying how much they want to kill themselves. there's never been more 'zellig ackjaks on the catalog or index despite the zellig lee's who created them having dying out like all the other oldfags a long time ago. how is this possible? how did things get so brown and retarded? why is everyone so obsessed with suicide and abuse?
Zaryan No.104942
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>>104938
>everyone is a soulless brown new shartycuck and maya has become the go-to self insert for invalid trannies and retarded chudcels alike for displaying how much they want to kill themselves. there's never been more 'zellig ackjaks on the catalog or index despite the zellig lee's who created them having dying out like all the other oldfags a long time ago. how is this possible? how did things get so brown and retarded? why is everyone so obsessed with suicide and abuse?
Zaryan No.104944
>>104942
failquote
Zaryan No.104945
>>104938
>Words words words it's le over
Well you see chud, chuds are normally incels and Maya fits that archetype perfectly.
>>104936
And don't start on the off-siter thing, if we really have to be picky even one more shot wasn't made by us, take the oldfag glasses off for one second
Zaryan No.104946
>>104938
>why is everyone so obsessed with suicide and abuse?
the first noble truth is that life is suffering o algo
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>>104944
>failquote
Zaryan No.104956
>>104954
>xitter filename
...
Zaryan No.104957
>>104956
geg chudquoters are xittergroids
Zaryan No.104958
>>104957
meds, i'm a chudquoter and i'm a cute trans girl that doesn't use xitter.
Zaryan No.104962
>>104958
Why did the shemmy have to shut down
Zaryan No.104991
>>104836
i should write the last chapter like the last episode of breaking bad. Maya just kills everyone in the alcohol gang or something and dies o algo
Zaryan No.107913

https://web.archive.org/web/20250917152129/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hRSUu_kbMDGzUr_Gr_5ayzoLjfLydpRFfgE9RhaGD_U/edit?tab=t.0

ADLAL was gemmy(doe it was made by a troon), they privated it because they're retarded or something but I 'chived it

Zaryan No.108219
>>107913
i hated this because 1. literally everything prior to chapter 9 is completely fucking ignored, and 2. Roos has NO FUCKING REASON TO LIKE MAYA. 3. the formating is awful, niggerfag has never heard of the enter key. 4. the pacing is awful, maya just cut herself and her family saw it? welp its never addressed and her family NEVER BOTHERS TO FUCKING MENTION IT AGAIN
Zaryan No.108220
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>>107913
what really pisses me off, is that the epilogue is really good. it couldve just been its own short story
Zaryan No.108255
>>108219
yeah that's all a trvke, I like it mainly because it didn't take 2 weeks for every chapter to release and because it actually had some good length
Zaryan No.108256
>>108219
and the Roos part is so funny, it's obvious the author is self inserting as Maya and Roos is a way of fantasizing of being saved by a woman. He doesn't want to put effort into fixing himself so he fantasizes about being saved by some woman for no reason
retard No.108257
>>108256
that's notably similar to fiction made by women where the female protagonist is sweeped off their feet by or fought over by big beautiful muscular men.
Zaryan No.108260
>>108257
yep, it's just immaturity in a text form
Zaryan No.108261
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also im really tired of people pretending that 10 dutch days is a bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD because it FUCKING SUCKS

the dialogue is annoying, the author keeps mentioning things that dont fucking matter, and they wont shut up about THE HECKIN RPG THAT MAYA MADE

cool concept doe

Zaryan No.108263
>>108261
Marge what’s 10 Dutch Days
Zaryan No.108264
>>108263
some plebbit fanfic on AO3 that take place in the future. coco is essentially maya now, and maya is somewhat like Coco now, but she still has anxiety. id maybe recommend reading it if your bored, but dont bother otherwise
Zaryan No.108285
>>108261
10DD is an example of ideaslop, it's all concept, no actually good writing just the "omg Coco is Maya and Maya is Coco" idea
Zaryan No.108286
>>108285
>10DD
Marge explain now
Zaryan No.108287
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>>107913
ive been reading this and its fine or something and also one of the lines is literally
>lesbians are awesome they are so wonderful its normal for a person to be a lesbian
>>108256
tsmt and maya is a SLF
Zaryan No.108288
>>108286
10 dutch days
Zaryan No.108289
>>108287
yeah the Roos part is easily the most coally and self insert thing imaginable
Zaryan No.108306
can someone link me the full story of "Ambitious Delusions". its on plebbit so you can find the links there, but seasons 2-4 need access to read because idk the author is retarded or something
Zaryan No.108307
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>>108289
it couldve been so gemmy doe. if they had gotten into a circumstance where they had to talk to eachother (ie forced to work together on a project) then that could start their friendship then relationship. but APPARENTLY THATS TOO HARD
Zaryan No.108310
>>108307
it could have, but the author chose to fill it with retarded dialogue and SNCA that just dragged the story pointlessly
Zaryan No.108312
>>108307
Most of the dialogue is clunky and the Roos thing does feel forced but I can suspend my disbelief and say it is possible for Roos to have a crush on Maya. But the ending with the whole “it’s okay Maya you don’t have to make anymore actual progress on your struggles which has been the entire focus so far, I’ll just carry around a bag to baby you from now on” really fucking sucks and defeats the whole point of the story. Goes from iron to coal with the last chapter.
Zaryan No.108313
>>108312
that part genuinely pissed me off, the author actually want to be babied and treated like a child(not surprising for a troon), so they self insert as Maya
Zaryan No.108346
>>108306
think what happened is the author decided to private them like a SLF
Seasons 2 and 4 are seemingly lost but here's season 3(doe it's a pain to actually read because archive is being retarded, just screenshot it or something):https://web.archive.org/web/20250607142254/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ReWi4q0fpLO92o9B_aZrj1Bg8rG8PFNc/edit?tab=t.0
Zaryan No.108349
>>108346
that archive is dead
Zaryan No.108355
>>108346
opens with mymy getting shot. fucking gemmy
Zaryan No.108360
>>108346
this is actually so fucking gemmy
Zaryan No.108361
>>108355
Kys Mymyabuser, /mymycare/ won
Zaryan No.108362
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>>108361
SNCA award
Zaryan No.108365
>>108349
click the see other pages archived under this link or something
Zaryan No.108370
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Remember the comic Cam made at the beginning of 2024? I would have liked him to continue it.
Zaryan No.108371
Zaryan No.108373
>>108371
Probably some weird nigga inserting themselves into relationships with the characters
Zaryan No.108375
>>108371
>>108373
>newfags dont remember cam
JSID
Zaryan No.108378
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>>108371
https://camongezellig.newgrounds.com/art
>>108373
No Cam is alright, it’s a little self insert-y but Mats was mainly just supposed to be a genderbent Maya.
Zaryan No.108386
>>108378
Is fun to read
Zaryan No.108387
>>108378
i hunger for more zellig comics
Zaryan No.108392
>>108387
screenshotting gifs will always be a gem
Zaryan No.108409
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>>108378
Mats is a bit of a self insert but he actually works because he fits into the story (4 letter name + plot relevance) and isn't the main focus like almost every other faggot oc in zellig fics
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