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>>3112

>>3113
Soon this xitter slop will overtake agugu and ppf threads. Zarty lost, offsiters won

>>3014
>And btw you got my birthday wrong, it's on the 11th.
i knew i should’ve changed that earlier, forgive my laziness

>>3111
I promised never attacking sharty's coalie ever again, I didn't promise abandoning my ideas for better Zarty

>>3113
I'm not reading a thousand posts, TL;DR

>>3117
Words words words we are based aryans and we :chudheart: this comic

>>3117
just read the comic this thread is mostly schizobabble and snca drama and lidly sometimes shows up

We are 365 posts away from making this the longest thread in zarty history, what does this mean for our future?

>>3116
What makes the Zarty unique and great is not ongezellig, it's the special combination of ongezellig and soyculture that brings rise to what we have. Look at the offsite for example, they just went off of ongezellig and they are dying off. soy and zellig is made for each other, that allows us to thrive.
The modern sharty filled with the nusoicucks is pitiful and a dead culture, but what we have is the continuation of soy culture and that is what makes us great.
never lose your soy.

>>3120
it means we like arguing about snca, most of this thread isn't even about the comic, but whatever topic we find ourselves in.

>>3121
your pph is -5

>>3123
your oc: 0 (zero)

>>3124
Geg he didn't reply, looks like that must have been painful

>>3125
ily 'jakker

>>3124
^factgrenade

>>3125
i was just... napping, and... doesn't every ias soyjak ever made by a soiteen fall under original content? how has the 'lig sect formed such a consensus when to this day there are still new cobs', new ferals, new sweads, new gapes, new chuds, new acks, and i don't see it slowing down any day soon so-... wait... >>3124 did you mean i personally have 0 oc? must i prove you wrong? if you are being impersonal and you just want to pretend our bizarre inability to trace, preventing us from making new variants equal to or greater than nojak constitutes to having zero OC despite our endless creativity with what we do have, then this splinter has devolved into something akin to the oldtroons of 4cuck, purposefully deluding yourselves into believing the sharty has no culture at all, go ahead and unironically tell me /qa/ lost while you're at it then, it doesn't matter, I have faith in what we are the sharty is the mighty hand on GODson, the latest and perhaps final iteration of KEK, 'lig is but a finger, and nothing is beyond our reach
>>3127
You belong to the sharty
That my friend is self evident

>>3128
>self inserting as a muslimcob
Oh nonononononono brown hands wrote this post bros...

>>3129
I'm pagan muslim

>>3130
Just fucking geg, you guys have wasted the entire past year saying
>you're not part of da shardeeeeeeeeee
And now that we do our own things, YOU came here to say
>Actually after all you may be part of the sharty
Also /qa/ fucking won, /qa/ won so hard that all of the actual /qa/ culture is thriving and moved away from soydata.clitty. Sorry but the amount of OC the sharty does now even compared to 6 months ago is abysmal, you're a big website act like one and don't be bothered by a "le 4cuckerino splinter"

>>3131
wow nigger is the zarty one person aswell, also I'm saying qa lost is what you'd say not what I'm saying, did i write it wrong or something

>>3132
just one person who bothers to hear you, if you have faith in the streety good for you, but then you wouldn't need your gender affirmed by le irrelevant -5 pph splinter right?

>>3132
ESL award, dude go fuck some goats lol

>>3132
Holy brown typography

>I struck a chord like I struck my own website down

>>3136
The hand of God lives FOREVER
you're actively a part of it

>>3137
Come back when you guys claim the "party" domain again and get rid of the insane bullshit that has been plaguing it. And yeah we're a part of it because we were literally the same 'teens a nusoi would look upon to and say
>oh man that period was so gemmy
period's over, now we're here

>>3138
> the insane bullshit that has been plaguing it
elaborate

>>3139
You people can't be saved

>>3140
please tell me what you mean by that

>>3139
>nusoicvcks are so new they don't even remember sharty before it was shit
not like this...

>>3128
>sweads
holy nusoi thinks 50 flag variants of variant:shitson is "oc"

>>2875
I wonder if the barely restrained serial killer vibes I get from Coco here were intentional.

Where did Mitchelf go anyways

>>3138
>>3140
>>3142
There is literally nothing wrong with the sharty as of now what are you talking about???

>>3146
nusois actually look like that, believe that, and say that.

>>3147
no argument lol

>>3146
If you don't see that the sharty is shit it's because you're the one making it shit, along with all the other retard rapefugees

>>3149
no argument lol

>no argument
nusois even sound like soyboys kek

>>3151
because you simply have no argument. It really seems like you're all just pretending the sharty has fallen out of spite and that's why you wont elaborate, because you can't... ill keep waiting for a convincing argument though so try to come up with one lil bro

>>3152
You won't be convinced no matter what argument is said, there'd be no point.
But that you are bothered enough that you seek replies in le -5 pph splinter, probably because no one replies to your threads, tells me everything I need to know.

>>3153
you have... nothing, you holyfailed to come up with really anything and i suppose that says something about your convictions
>because I can't le convince you anyway
don't worry about convincing me just eviscerate me with your screencap worthy argument as to how and why the sharty has fallen- oh wait, you failed to do that didn't you? that's right I remember now, what a waste
>well clearly the fact that you're here means
you cant deflect

>>3154
Yikes.

>>3152
A contaminant will always be blind to the contamination, that's why you won't get it. If you weren't a complete nusoi (and it's evident by your posting style that you are) you'd know it's an extremely common sentiment among oldfags that sharty has been on a steady, and recently sharp decline. From the raids and doxes being less successful and the oc drying up (but we have so much shitty cobson edits!) to the datamining and the discord pass, but most importantly and at the root of it all: the userbase has simply degraded. The replies aren't as witty, the soyquotes aren't as funny, the threads aren't as creative, it's a cultural shift you can't convey to someone who hasn't experienced the culture before it shifted and the fact that you expect me to pull out some "argument" just shows you're low iq. The sharty got diluted by immigrants such as yourself and it will keep getting diluted because it got too big for its own good. No one is "pretending" the sharty is shit because if it wasn't shit we'd still be there

>I know I'm still faaar from being there story wise, but I will probably sketch out my designs for the girls at 25 (when the next comic will take place) because I know that if I don't do it now, I will eventually forget about what I had in mind and be very mad at myself
<After Laya's streaming career has been ruined by sudden Loco intervention 25 year old Laya was forced to find a new source of income thus leading her to acquiring part time employment in a shoe store
>You think Laya would survive even an hour working retail?
<Has she got much of an alternative considering her academic situation? In Mayamails her grandparents wanted her to help them around in their store
>She will pursue a new study, and will try out a few part-time jobs on the side but none of them really seem successful. That's all I'll say for now.

>>3157
Xhe is going to make Laya try an art academy like Laya's favourite painter, isn't xhe?

>>3157
>Laya was forced to find a new source of income
Why wouldn't she just neet? Maya's parents don't strike me as the type to force their daughter into labor

>>3159
Soei won't live forever

>>3156
And let me guess, do you believe all the good 'teens became jartycucks? do you consider 'lita a gem? are you a sissy slut for bbc? do you hate self-insertion except for when its 'lita? do you think-... you know what, actually answer this question:
what would you do with the sharty if you somehow acquired full ownership today?
the only decision you cant make is to delete it

>>3161
i leak the ips of literally every admin and moderator that's currently running it, and ban everything except the main variants of soyjaks (because lets be honest literally all nujaks fucking suck, there is not a single good nujak because nusoifaggots can't jak.) then i make it so that there's only 3 boards (because good things come in threes ofzoiets)
/soy/ /qa/ /webm/
on /soy/ every op must be a soyjak
replies do not necessarily have to be a soyjak, but it is encouraged (just like soot said)
no retarded children's content in /qa/ under any circumstances you will get fucking raped and killed for trying to force annoying bullshit
/webm/ so you can post funny videos
i also nuke the booru and replace every single image with a single image of cobson.
>inb4 muh rulecuck
eat shit nigger, if you want to talk about literal kids cartoons on a soyjak website go do it somewhere else.

>>3162
oh yeah i also sticky a folder in /soy/ that is a bunch of soyjaks so that nubitches can soyquote with their tutorial soijaks and earn stronger soyer soijaks through soidueling powerful soijak posters

>>3162
>>3163
that's very interesting but
>no retarded children's content in /qa/ under any circumstances you will get fucking raped and killed for trying to force annoying bullshit
isnt that what we're quilty of? it is according to those that call us zelligtrannies, and that's why they hate us, right?

>>3164
is zellig a kid's show for retarded autists?
obviously not.
so therefore, it's not banned in my hypothetical.
as for the other thing you said, no one who says le zelligtranny is worth listening to honestly, they have never created oc (shit oc with no effort or thought behind it doesn't count.), and most of all they have never been around when things weren't complete shit.
the way things are now, those are basically the maggots and fruit flies subserving on the corpse that is the soysphere.

>>3164
another thing i forgot to mention,
zellig isn't "forced" either, and you'd have to be either completely retarded, or simply disingenuous to say otherwise.
this website and the amount of oc that still gets created here proves me right.
that's just the trvthtsarbomba, honestly.
the only way zellig was ever forced, was by some dutch schizo on 4cuck years ago, times have changed and this dead show still has an audience of people who put effort into making cool little autist drawings for it.
even if it is dorky it's extremely admirable, and it's very similar to how soyjaks used to be before they and the websites where they thrived were either co opted or fucking ruined, by retarded annoying faggots who ruin everything they touch.

>>3165
subsisting*

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>>3167
<I posted it
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10436514.html

>>3168
it's a good effort but i doubt it will reach anyone with an iq above room temperature on the farty

>>3169
Do you actually have fun on this site or do you just seethe impotently at every new thing you haven't seen before

also
>Ban all new variants for no reason
This is incredibly retarded for reasons I shouldn't have to explain, like this actually has to be bait.

>>3170
Yes.

>>3171
Ban all new variants for no reason.

>>3156
>>3162
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>>3166
>>3167
>>3169
You are more retarded than me yknow that?

i'm right btw

>>3174
trans*

>>3175
>nusoizegs actually think this is a bad thing.
bait used to be believable.

>>3176
wait so you're the zarty oldtranny who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>troons rights le human rights
oh god no
someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right)

>>>>72815 (You)
>wait so you're the >Literal Who who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>>troons rights le human rights
>oh god no
>someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
>(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right >muh pph)

>>3177
marge me in

>>3177
oh yeah by the way retard you fucking copied the image so fast it couldn't even fully load.
are you retarded? serious question.

>>>72815
>wait so you're the zarty oldtranny who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>>troons rights le human rights
>oh god no
>someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
>(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right)

>>3180
<YWNBAW

>>3182
>slowest internet award, posting from the third world

>>3183
do you really not get the joke

doesn;t get the joke award

am i really the only one that can make connections

>>3181
the cobtranny implied that among other things "transphobia" is the cancer killing the sharty barry

Among other things, transphobia is the cancer killing the sharty.

>Among other th-ACK!!!!

It has become more apparent than ever before that we need to make a LOT more images like this

>>Among other th-ACK!!!!

>falling for bait on purpose; the thread

>>3190
>ClipboardImage.png

>>3188
baited a couple people award

this thread is 10% about the lidly comic and 90% about whatever the bait or bant of the day is

>>3191
whatever that shit is supposed to be definitely shouldn't be allowed on the zarty, i dont think that's mymy's sister

>>3196
>I love falling for bait on purpose

>>3176
>>3188
>>3191
<if this is your idea of good bait then you are meta-ironically a tranny and you don't belong here

>Yes I gave up on Maya's anatomy after a 2 hour struggle but this is sorta how I envision them later on in their lives, after part 1 of my comic series. Not too convinced about Maya yet, but the other two are pretty solid.

if this is my fact of bad bait earlier you aren't extra-unironically a cis and you do belong away

<and if you're metaironically a tranny then you'er just... a tranny

>>3195
>speed running becoming the longest thread in zarty history through rage bait

>>3201
thank you for using this image that i colored in
that's very nice of you

>>3202
it almost happened before, with the yosack threa-
>every drawfag thread eventually devolves into yosack discussion
nevermind

>>3199
xhey are so attractive... i can't... it's too much...

>>3204
wow i wonder who you are

>>3206
who am I then?

>>3207
whoever (You) are (You)'re 100% built for that bbc

>>3207
no one here gives a fuck just go back to whatever place you crawled out of

Kinda wish that it would be possible to rerail this thread

>>3210
Easy, ignore the nusoi, and every other (((derailer)))