No.95640
>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!
>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!
>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!
>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.
>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!
>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
No.95641
>>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!
^gptspace
>>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!
^gptspace
>>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!
^gptspace
>>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.
^gptspace
>>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!
^gptspace
>>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
No.95644
Nuzaryans don't realize it's a /co/cuck copypasta
No.95648
>>95644That's why it's zem.
No.95650
>Zartys must remember EVERY SINGLE COPYPASTA from the hellhole known as /co/
No.95652
>>95650>nuzelligcacas don't even have all 'cuck copypastas memorisedohnononono
No.95654
>>95644The formatting and choice of image gave it away
No.95694
>Alright folks, listen—this is probably the greatest show ever made. Believe me.
>We’ve got three sisters, okay? >Three. Beautiful setup. Dysfunctional, tragic, very entertaining. People are saying it’s better than Succession, but with way more racism. Sad!
>The first sister—she’s the main character, the star, a total loser. I’m talking no friends, zero confidence, massive autism—huge. She’s like a walking Reddit thread. You look at her and you say, “Wow, that’s a shut-in if I’ve ever seen one.” But she’s real. Very real. The incels love her. Probably too much. Honestly disturbing.
>The second one, she’s your basic normie. Very nice. Not a thinker. Kinda like Biden, if Biden was a girl and had emotions. She gets mad at everything—total disaster when she’s angry. Crybaby with fists. But sweet when calm! We like her. We do.
>Now the third one—oh boy—the third one is a racist. I mean, really racist. Not fake racist like CNN says I am. This girl? She hates everyone. Hates the Japanese. Hates the Belgians. Probably hates waffles. Very passionate about being Dutch. Even the Dutch are like, “Wow, tone it down.” Big fan of imperialism. Incredible commitment.
>And you say:
>“But Mr. President, how can the incel and the racist be different people?”
>Well guess what—FUCK YOU. That’s why.
>It’s called Ongezellig. That’s Dutch for “go to hell.” It’s amazing. Everyone’s watching it. Even Putin. He says it's “too dark.” And I told him, “That’s why we love it, Vlad.”