No.83540
>>83539REAL RELIGION TIER LIST BY 31 YR OLD RACEBAITER
>Coco will convert to the one true church, Roman Catholicism. >Mymy is not actually religious but will defend Calvinism, she tolerates Coco tho.>Maya is not a Christian, more like a Java Hindu-Buddhist folklore tradition(Soei's religion);per say although she would be interested in Calvinist/Catholicism of zoiets.<(Reddit spacing)>Kiki- def a practicing Catholicuck, doesn't stop her larping tho>Adam- Atheist in a good way>Axel- A Protestant but switches to Catholicism for Kiki>Henk- Actually a devout Calvinist>Tryn- A devout Calvinist, seriously considering Orthodoxy/Catholicism for Wiel>Wiel- A devout Orthodox/Catholicism (pick your poison) despite his hooliganism>Roos- Agnostic Calvinist, seriously considering atheism>Bert- would consider larping as a Calvinist for Mymy (his crush), actually an atheist at heart>Ilse- despite being Jewish, secretly a Roman Catholic >Cato- An ex Muslim who's now practicing Egyptian neo-paganism>Cleo- despite being a nigger, an agnostic Protestant (Methodist? Baptist?), not a Muslim>Stan is an Anglican>Rens as a stereotypical chud would either choose larpagan esoteric Nazism religion or some obscure pagan shit>Goof is a Rastafarian >Yfke is a Rastafarian>Koos is a commie at heart or a devout Orthodox, despite his appearance>Sjef is an atheist, typical NPCMuslim students? Non-existent unless you want a durka durka explosion (also make a Muslim edit maybe)
No.83545
They are all Muslims, fuck off all of you. ALLAHU AKBAR GLORY FOR THE PLO DEATH TO ISRAEL. ALL WILL SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF ALLAH. DEATH TO COMMIES, CHRISTCUCKS, PAGANS AND JEWS!
No.83547
>>83546Even doe some of xem are wholesome BIPOC ximmigrants from browntopia so xhey are catholic or muslims or something along the lines of that yeah
No.83548
Ashkenazi jew is an ethnicity not a religion. you should say rabbinic judaism, and she is not devout, if she was she would dress differently and cover her hair
No.83549
>>83546Ongezellig characters should be Mennonites or however the real christpagan religion
No.83551
>>83548OP has no knowledge or religion other than Calvinism, Catholicucks and Islam, truly an uneducated third world savage
No.83559
>>83552White man, abandon Christcuckery particularly Catholicuck, Calviniggger and Ortheretics and SUBMIT TO ALLAH s.w.t., Prophet Muhammad p.b.u.h, the real religion that is halal for all Ongezellig characters, particularly Coco, Mymy and Maya who are western liberal whores in need of BBC correction
No.83568
All of them are neopagan
No.83586
>Kiki
Christian
>Axel
Protestant
>Roos
Protestant
>Adam
Mudslime
>Mymy
She's a slut for that BDC, therefore protestant
>Goof
Reddit atheism
>Yfke
Maybe spiritualism, that bitch probably has crystals in her house and crushes them to inhale the times
>Stan
Reddit atheism
>Coco
Probably Christian at first, might have converted after moving to the Netherlands
>Wiel
Obvious christian
>Tryn
Protestant
>Rens
Depends on who xhe's talking to, mainly larps as Christian
>Cleo
Raised christian but became atheist to own the clittycels and the heckin' patriarchy, probably trying to convince how based and trad being atheist is to her circle of friends
>Bert
Protestant
>(((Ilse)))
You already know
>Henk
Protestant
>Cato
Protestant, probably
>Koos
Either atheist or orthodox
>Zoey
Atheist
>Sjef
Protestant
>Maya
Reddit atheism mixed with doomerism and we're all just apes on a floating rock
No.83589
>>83586I believe that in my mind Coco is Catholic, Mymy is a Calvinist Protestant and Maya is an agnostic 4cucker. The rest of characters are just too unimportant to gave a fuck about.
No.83590
>>83589What even is a Calvinist Protestant
No.83601
>>83591WIP piece for Agugu's birthday in 3 days
No.83604
>>83591can you stop shoving your entire hand in your mouth you stupid jap
No.83610
>>83591How come mymy can shove her entire hand inside her mouth without dislocating her jaw?
No.83620
>>83610Aryan genetics allow hyperflexibility
No.83622
>>83610>>83620i don't like where this is going
No.83623
>>83622it wasn't going anywhere until you suggested that it is
No.83624
>>83610To eat stroopwafels
No.83627
>>83620Aryan despite having asiatic background?
No.83635
>>83629You ruined everything
>>83627Tell me how anything other than an aryan can perform this maneuver
No.83640
>>83635She's actually in a swastika position that's how
No.83647
>>83547All of them converted upon seeing the light of the superior faith
No.83664
>>83635Someone draw mymy doing that pose, if they can that's it
No.83687
>>83664>draw mymy spreading her legsno
No.83705
>>83664We will need to employ the wunderwaffe of gravity defying skirts so as to avoid it being goonstone
No.83726
>>83539Vast majority would be atheists, realistically speaking