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 No.65414

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 No.65415

>it's a drill

 No.65416

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 No.65417

Discord logo and the number 18 in the image.

Stop trying to force your numbercord brim in every thread.

 No.65423

>>65414
imagine…

 No.65426

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>>65414
>movie is aired on the BBC
>entire zarty turns into racebait coal for months

 No.65430

>>65426
Mr. Beast buys mogezellig for a hunnit robux

 No.65445

>>65414
nothing ever happens

 No.65473

>>65414
fuck yeah he actaully fucking did it i will finally be able to see the 6 hour long vera sex scene

 No.65474

>>65473
Massa talked about this in the leaks

 No.65476

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>>65473
banned in 1…2…3…

 No.65494

>>65473
>zellig movie releases
>its just vera schmex for 6 hours and then it ends

 No.65497

>Shortly before Massa succumbs to his terminal illness, he decides to cover up his impending death in his cancellation announcement for Ongezellig, the true reason he could no longer work on it anymore
>In his final words to Foenkie, his loyal and closest friend, he tells him that he now officially owns Ongezellig and is entrusted with carrying on his legacy
>Foenkie contemplates what to do with Ongezellig, and then takes his first move which is removing the entire pilot from Youtube, then moving it to some shitty Dutch streaming service where you have to pay to see it (the catch being that anyone non-dutch will have a harder time actually paying for it and accessing it)
>Foenkie goes to the 'downie, now referred to as the "Foenkiedonie" after he assumed power to discuss with his fellow discord pedos how to continue Massa's work
>They eventually decide to make a movie instead of a full show like Massa wanted
>This is so they can restrict Ongezellig content to Dutch audiences only by only releasing the movie in Dutch theaters (to make sure no internationals see the film, any non-dutchie and suspected zaryan who tries to see the film will be range-raped, doxxed, and have their IP leaked by a private police force Foenkie created to patrol the theaters that showed the movie.)
>It is approximately 12 hours and 56 minutes long and it consists of nothing but incredibly graphic dyke sex between every single underaged member of the female cast: Kiki on Mymy, Mymy on Maya, etc.
>Everyone's age has been retconned to 12
>They all have spade tattoos with the color orange, meaning that they are owned by DutchGODS only
>In the final scene of the film, Foenkie's self insert is having sex with an agugified Maya
>It is actually only shown in one theater where only Foenkie himself and his fellow trannies from the downie are watching it, they just want to use the movie as a way to spice up their daily 12-hour lolicon goon session they typically host on their discord server
>"Foooooeeenkieeeeee…" as his brain was only occupied by the dopamine-fueled desire to mindlessly pump his clitty, Foenkie swears he can hear a voice…
<End of 'toss, too much of a fat lazy fuck to continue it right now

 No.65510

>>65497
An unfinished zemerald

 No.67295

>>65497
Unironically made me geg award

 No.67296

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an excerpt from the ongezellig movie where mymy comes into contact with someone of japanese descent

 No.67367

>>67296
>mymy comes into contact with someone of japanese descent
Bipolarity Denial Disorder



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