>I KNEEL>I SQUEAL>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL>I COPE>I MOPE>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE>I SIN>I NEVER WIN>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN>I JOB>I'M A SLOB>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG

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Mayapedos BTFO'd Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:36:06 No.62088

>I KNEEL
>I SQUEAL
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

>I COPE
>I MOPE
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

>I SIN
>I NEVER WIN
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>I JOB
>I'M A SLOB
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG
>I AM, A MAYAFAG

Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:41:33 No.62090

im a mayaGOD and i say all of this

Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:42:41 No.62091

Deserved sage

Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:44:48 No.62092

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i can't help but feel bad for all the maya enjoyers out there

Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 16:24:17 No.62100

OHNONONO MAYAFAGS NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS ONE

Zaryan 02/15/25 (Sat) 18:00:37 No.62122

ohyesyesyes mayagods always destroying away that zero

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 14:26:09 No.62302

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>I KNEEL
at the sight of Maya's rich inner world
>I SQUEAL
because of how undeserving I am of Maya's profound love
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
because it is rooted in reality

>I COPE
with the fact that I wasn't blessed by her sight any sooner
>I MOPE
but Maya is here to reassure me as I reassured her
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
to tie myself to her and never let her go

>I SIN
but Maya's forgiveness never fails to amaze me
>I NEVER WIN
is what I would have told myself before meeting her
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN
only to be picked up by her soft, loving hands

>I JOB
everyday to build us a home
>I'M A SLOB
but I press on
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB
since it is as high as is her affection

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 14:40:01 No.62305

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>>I KNEEL
>at the sight of Maya's rich inner world
>>I SQUEAL
>because of how undeserving I am of Maya's profound love
>>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
>because it is rooted in reality
<MAYACHAD SPACE
>>I COPE
>with the fact that I wasn't blessed by her sight any sooner
>>I MOPE
>but Maya is here to reassure me as I reassured her
>>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
>to tie myself to her and never let her go
<MAYACHAD SPACE
>>I SIN
>but Maya's forgiveness never fails to amaze me
>>I NEVER WIN
>is what I would have told myself before meeting her
>>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN
>only to be picked up by her soft, loving hands
<MAYACHAD SPACE
>>I JOB
>everyday to build us a home
>>I'M A SLOB
>but I press on
>>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB
>since it is as high as is her affection

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 14:41:04 No.62306

>>62302
>>62305
gem gem gem gem gem

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 15:12:14 No.62307

>>62302
>>62305
t. Agugucuck

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 15:18:01 No.62309

>>62302
>>62305
t. Aguguchad

Zaryan 02/16/25 (Sun) 15:19:40 No.62310

>>62302
absolute fucking gem