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 No.59116

How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?

 No.59119

>>59116
Where's the SA when you need him

 No.59124

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>if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age
this illustration depicts her first time in the Schoppenboer household, and she doesn’t look that young.

 No.59125

>>59124
How old is she on that ilustration? 4? 5? You shouldn't swear near such a young child

 No.59126

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>But how does a child swearing affect you exactly?

 No.59127

>>59116
You find it unreasonable that kids know how to swear?

 No.59128

>>59127
Im more focused on fact that she swears in Afrikaaners, it doesn't seem like she had a lot of time to learn that language considering plaasaanval situation

 No.59136

My theory is that she has a great interest in South Africa due to her family background and wanted to learn the language from an early age.

 No.59139

>>59116
why is maya's mirror shattered?

 No.59142

>>59139
it’s another sign used to communicate that she lacks motivation because doesn’t take good care of her room. it’s probably been broken for a while and she doesn’t care enough to replace it.

 No.59148

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>>59139
she probably threw her plush blobfish at it a long time ago and never bothered to say its broken or something

 No.59151

>>59148
Realistic.

 No.59165

>>59139
Xher reflection shattered it

 No.59167

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>>59165
this is what she canonically looks like

 No.59168

>>59167
Sisw (she is so white)

 No.59170

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agus pocus

 No.59175

>>59170
googus boogus

 No.59177

>>59167
why is she pretty no make her neet

 No.59178

>>59167
she also needs to be browner and she doesnt have her signature shit-green colored eyes

 No.59179

She probably heard a couple from the niggers at the farm raid

 No.59181

>>59179
They speak own languages though

 No.59185

>>59181
Then her father migh have screamed some while killing a bunch

 No.59189

>>59185
Why would her father scream "Poes" while getting brutally gangraped by a bunch of niggers

 No.59190

>>59185
I honestly think even Massa don't actually know the reason why Coco knows how to swear in Afrikaans. I can suppose he would explain it the following way: "sooo she's just very ethnic colorful and she also must know every aspect of her native language perfectly because… uhhhhhmmmm… because she's a dutch version of a redneck? Aaaaand people like her are supposed to do incomprehensible ethnic things like swearing in their language of zoiets". Or, in nutshell: "I'm a SLF that is too lazy to come up with a normal reason for that".

 No.59191

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>>59189
>Hey kkkrakkka kill da farma kill da boor of iets we gonna kill yo
<EAT MY POES KAFFER

 No.59193

>>59191
hi yosack

 No.59194


 No.59195

>>59167
latinx girls look like this btw

 No.59204

>>59190
Massa was the same guy who added a window between rooms and then later said
>Oh yeah no I heckin' fucked up of zoiets, pretend the window wasn't there

 No.59756

>>59191
>kaffer
It’s kaffir not kaffer

 No.59757

>>59756
"kaffir" refers to the muslim version of the word, afrikaners pronounce "kaffer" instead

 No.59761

>>59756
>>59757
кефир

 No.59765

>>59761
brabaited nobody award

 No.59810

Maybe the Dutch kids on the playground made fun of her for being South African by saying ‘poes’ this and ‘poes’ that, and it subconsciously stuck?

 No.59811

>>59810
Are Boer kids really like that? I remember when I was a kid no one even dared to hurl a swear word, and since Coco arrived in the Netherlands probably at age 6 that also doesn't seem like the case

 No.59815

>>59190
How was she even adopted by Schoppenboers? Who decided that it would be a good idea to send Coco to family living on the other side of the world, speaking different language, rather than find some normal Afrikaaner family for her in Zuid-Afrika

 No.59816

>>59815
Yeah my theory is that the Schoppenbraps and the Potgieters knew each other

 No.59820

>>59816
Why would they know eachother, do the Schoppenboers have some family history with Zuid Afrika? Did Maya's great great great grandpa own gem mines/slave farm estates in Zuid Afrika?

 No.59821

>>59820
Maybe Coco's family had enough money to come to the Netherlands and they met? Or maybe they knew each other because of mutual friends, it's really hard to explain why since there's quite literally ZERO soyfficial soysources on why Soei adopted them in the first place

 No.59822

>>59820
Also from what I am reading, is that in order to adopt a SA child if you're dutch
>there must be no better alternative before considering placing the SA child up to international adoption
>the dutch family must make a trip to SA in order to familiarize with the culture and complete the legal process
>the entire adoption process takes at minimum a few months-a year
Which again, takes back to the first point, why adopt a literal who child from SA

 No.59825

>>59820
>do the Dutch have some relations with Zuid-Afrika?
Retard

 No.59826

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>>59822
they went through all that trouble for her because coco is a gem o algo

 No.59827

>>59822
Another thing to add is that Japan's adoption process is similar and in total it would require an insane amount of cash (and time) to be viable
My conclusion is that the Schoppenboers invented time travel and instant teleportation in order to adopt 2 international children in the span of a week

 No.59838

>>59827
Mymy was already in the Netherlands when they adopted her. But not sure how they formalized adoption papers without approval from her biological parents

 No.59839

>>59825
Does every single British person have family history with Myanmar or Guyana

 No.59840

>>59128
Also she speaks Dutch with Afrikaaner grammar, which I find weird since she spent all of her education period in Dutch schools

 No.59843

>>59757
Regardless of how it's pronounced it's always spelt Kaffir. I'm South African.

 No.59865

>>59816
I just opened the Zarty and saw this post, sorry but you're retarded and probably newfag, both Mymy and Coco were adopted through some autistic government program for the exchange of children (at least Massa stated so), not moreover.

 No.59866

>>59843
>t. the Scottish South African

 No.59867

>>59865
>of egter die negers maak my dood

 No.59929

>>59838
If she faked being Dutch, it's not inconceivable that she could fake being an orphan. I don't know how the officials would treat that situation though



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