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ZWABAG

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 No.50607

The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?

The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top

ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.

The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.

ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!

ZIGGER:But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.

ZOOT:Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.

ZIGGER:We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!

SARUMAN:The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!

ZIGGER:Yes…

Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user

/CO/OMER:We will fight for you.

ZOOT:Swear it.

The /co/omer cuts his palm

/CO/OMER:We will die for Zoot.

Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers

ZOOT:The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.

/CO/OMER:Murderers!

ZOOT:Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!

The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.

ZOOT VOICE OVER:We have only to remove those who oppose us… It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.

A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren

AGARTHA:Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.

EVA BRAUN:Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.

Agartha lifts the children onto the horse

AGARTHA:Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?

NATE:Yes, Mama.

Eva Braun starts to cry

EVA BRAUN:I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.

AGARTHA:(holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.

Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village

AGARTHA:Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.

As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The Zarty, my lord……is ready to fall.

 No.50608

gem

 No.50609

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>>50607
nigger

 No.50611

>>50609
>xitter file name
One of Zoot's soldiers I see

 No.50612

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 No.50613

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 No.50614

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 No.50617

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 No.50618

>>50617
>zarty pet aryans

 No.50619

>>50617
>No Lorenzo
Oh so it was (You) all along

 No.50620

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>>50614
now do the zarty version of this

 No.50621

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>gooning to porn on discord and doing foodist gayops is aryan now
<Flood deteced. Post discarded

 No.50641

chuddies, you know what to do

https://vocaroo.com/

 No.50644

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>>50607
That's a lotta effort you put into that post
too badd nureelclittys ain't got the brains to read it

 No.50648

>>50641
Doooooooo this

 No.50649

>>50641
vocaroo is for gay maggots
I'll be recording on Audacity app and will send an audiofile

 No.50651

>>50649
I can try to voice Zoot's lines, if you wish. I can make a good impression of him.

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 No.50673

>>50672
gemmy 'toss

 No.50674

>>50672
Did 'toss miss with this one or not?



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