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File: 1729871570655.png (2.81 MB, 2480x3508, maya_spring.png)

 No.44296

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future

 No.44297

she looks like she's about to fall over, the artist failed here

 No.44298

>she looks like she's about to fall over, the artist fai-ACKKACKAKCKACKACACKACKKKKK!!!
SISA btw, hug every in real life Maya

 No.44299

she looks like she's about to fall in love with me, the artis won here

 No.44300

>>44297
Damn bro, being mad at literally nothing, bet you must be seething with jealousy because you can't draw your own mayas half as great as picrel.
It's not that hard though, just practice and then you can make your own sisas looking at you with happiness and love

 No.44301

>>44300
The D-dubstrvke that broke >>44297's back
Start by sketching, it helps a lot

 No.44302

>21 minutes
>still no one has noticed anything
geg

 No.44303

>>44302
Where amogus

 No.44304

>>44302
mqrge do you mean the final sentence

 No.44305

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>>44302
>>21 minutes
>>still no one has noticed anything
<I just now notice the embedded QR code in the clouds that redirects to 'p
HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIT

 No.44306

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>spade

 No.44307

File: 1729874024906.webm (11.35 MB, 576x576, 1727264233052.webm)

>this thread

 No.44308

>>44296
Uhm, why would you hug a brown racemix?

 No.44311

>>44308
Pure white aryan mix saar what are you saying saar

 No.44314

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maya is the most suicidal character of all time

 No.44316

>>44314
Imagine being Maya and being born in a nice family living in the West, but then your mother adopts 2 literal whos and you end up losing everything that you love and getting shunned by your own family, so the only sensible option is to leave this cruel world and achieving absolutely nothing in your life.
Imagine.

 No.44332

she smells bad though because she doesn't shower
also since she doesn't know you understand her she'd think you are trying to rape her(she fetishizes this though)

 No.44335

>>44332
>she smells bad though
Source: Curaçao
>she doesn't know you understand her
Truecels communicate with each other on a telepathic level. They recognize one another simply by watching the other's behaviour, this won't be a problem.
>she'd think you are trying to rape her
How many levels of projection are these? Since you're projecting what you would think if you were said character in said hypothetical situation, therefore projecting onto 3 layers of made up stuff.
>(she fetishizes this though)
This is true though or however the squid is raped

 No.44345

>>44296
>>>/giga/

 No.44349

>>44296
>Another maya waifucels copypasta
No nigga you not gonna fix her just by being her boyfriend. You WILL have to endure the smell for the rest of your life.

 No.44355

>>44296
I just want a woman to hug and kiss and to be the little spoon when I sleep
Is that too much to ask?

 No.44356


 No.44365

File: 1729951029380.png (84.03 KB, 400x400, 400px-Soystein.png)

Patient suffers from OMGSISA disorder, please ignore.

 No.44366

>>44365
OMGSISA derangement syndrome
Affects every Zaryan who opens the zooru, filters by "Maya" and comes into contact with the countless artworks of said character. Symptoms begin to show thrembo hours later. There's currently no known cure.

 No.44368

>>44316
I object! There's a higher chance of suicidal behaviour in the rich western families with 1 child than in the ones but with 2+ children. Thereby Maya's parents just did her a favour by adopting 2 “literal whos” (what's ironic, they are the only persons in the world who cares about her).

 No.44370

>>44368
Coco only cares about her because she wants to be agreeable with everyone, Mymy dislikes Maya and slanders her when she has a chance, so they don't really care about her and will go diffrent ways moment they turn 18

 No.44371

>>44370
demoralising truthnuke that destroyed goodfaithcucks

 No.44372

>>44368
>ones but with 2+ children.
2 ACTUAL children, not rapefugees from a random place on the map. If you were born as a single child, and two perfect strangers arrived, and they were presented as "your siblings", you'd know that there is something wrong with that. Then you get older and realize indeed that these are not your siblings, but intruders, and the only connection you have with them is living in the same 100m². Following that logic since whoever goes to school has to share the same room with other people for 1/3 of a day, almost everyday, this would classify those classmates as "siblings".
>>44370
The trvthnvke to destroy Bloemfontein and Nagasaki

 No.44373

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>>44370
>Coco only cares about her because she wants to be agreeable with everyone,
Wrong. Coco has a special sentiment to Maya, and I think each of us knows why but sometimes doesn't want to confess this.
>Mymy dislikes Maya and slanders her when she has a chance
Just friendly jokes, Maya often doesn't even pay an attention to them. Furthermore, their interaction is so informal and unconstrained that I doubt Mymy dislikes Maya, rather coquets. If we look at Deel 5, we'll see she is discouraged when Coco says that Maya has no friends. It shows Mymy sees Maya almost as a very own sister. She even calls her “blood sister” in Deel 1.

 No.44374

>>44372
>2 ACTUAL children, not rapefugees from a random place on the map
Hates brothers/sisters in spirit concept award.

 No.44375

>>44374
>brothers/sisters in spirit
jewish nonsense to destroy traditional families and propagate dysgenics

 No.44376

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>>44373
>>44374
>*clears voice*
>the struggle.

 No.44380

>>44375
It's just a plot concept stop obsessing about the Jews. By the way, isn't Maya a mutt immigrant in the second generation? Coco just has returned to her ethnic fatherland.

 No.44381

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>>44380
>Oy vey, stop noticing!
>Jews are NOT promoting the destruction of the traditional family. It's just a plot concept.
>Now onto the next topic: why Coco is built for BBC.

 No.44382

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>promoting the destruction of the oppressive, patriarchal "traditional family", abolishing inheritance and encouraging free love and communal child rearing.

 No.44383

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>>44382
>>promoting the destruction of the oppressive, patriarchal "traditional family", abolishing inheritance and encouraging free love and communal child rearing

 No.44384

>>44381
Coco had a traditional family but then your bantu kindreds killed her parents. Think about it, belgian baiter.

 No.44385

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>>>promoting the destruction of the oppressive, patriarchal "traditional family", abolishing inheritance and encouraging free love and communal child rearing

 No.44386

>>44384
falsenuke, massa confirmed her parents were killed in a lightning strike (as much as i hate that for being a low quality fillerslop reason)

 No.44387

>>44386
That lightning strike was created by niggers. They were trying to steal tesla coils to resell the copper, but since they're niggers they failed even at that, and instead hid them under the Potgetier's farm.

 No.44388

>>44384
Coco's parents owned an apartheid diamond mine and the brave workers lynched them to take what was rightfully theirs. However, the revisionist bourgeois collaborationist ANC denied them their due. Eternal genocide on the boer, death to the collaborationists! OUR LAND, OUR JOBS. NOW!

 No.44390

I saw that Failquote

 No.44391

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>>44385
>>>>promoting the destruction of the oppressive, patriarchal "traditional family", abolishing inheritance and encouraging free love and communal child rearing
>>44390
>I saw that Failquote
>Flood detected. Post discarded.

 No.44392

>>44391
Failquote again.

 No.44394

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>>44392
>Failquote again.
<Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.44395

a brappy failquote above

 No.44397

maya is the most rapable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to rape her is the best course of action. Raping maya would make her feel unsafe yet loved while feeling she found the person who truly loves her for who she is. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft crying breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you force her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to rape maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i cum on a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a rapebot maya wife in the future

 No.44399

>>44397
most wicked nigger award

 No.44404

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>>44385
>>>>promoting the destruction of the oppressive, patriarchal "traditional family", abolishing inheritance and encouraging free love and communal child rearing

 No.44406

>>44404
>Ancap
Different side of the same Jewish shekel

 No.44407

>>44397
Trvkiest nvke der zartee has ever seen

 No.44408

>>44406
AnCapitalsim is absolutely aryan, civilized, meritocratic and will BTFO all the inferior leftist whites

 No.44409

>>44408
>getting cucked by Jews and replacing your government with the NWO corpos is absolutely aryan, civilized, meritocratic or however the burger is sold

 No.44411

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 No.44412

>>44411
Marge graph from Drenthe

 No.44413

>>44408
Ancap is when neighbouring ziggers run over your shell of a country because you have nothing to defend yourself with

 No.44414

>>44412
if i recognize it correctly it's the graph of production volumes of german factories during the war

 No.44417

>>44409
clueless nigger above me
>>44413
Ancap is when everything is more efficient, privately owned, moved by the free-markets hand and the Ziggers get BTFO'd by a 20 trillion dollar industry of defense - Since the free-market will allocate resources to defense perfectly better than any retarded government ever could - Economic Calculation Problem GOT BTFO'd, state-cucks get BTFO'd by immigrants - AnCap Hoppean GODS get aryan Utopia in covenant communities

 No.44418

Leeching tranny above mi

 No.44420

>>44417
How do you stop interest slavery? Banks and lenders always outcompete non-lenders unless regulated or banned

 No.44422

>>44417
free-rider problem

 No.44423

>>44420
The question that ancaptrannies can't answer

 No.44535

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Kill ancaps.

 No.44537

>>44386
Muh dear nucaca, there is a lot you dont know yet. Lurk moar on 'ki, idk.
>>44388
Obsessed kaffer award.
>>44409
They dont do it for money but for their ideas. Only ideas can rule the world, money are only an instrument.

 No.44640

Case of OMGSISA syndrome, OP is a rapist btw.

 No.44721

cvddled with maya again award

 No.45001

File: 1730678150748.mp4 (1.3 MB, 320x400, NahWhatIsThisClittycelYapp….mp4)

>>44537
>Only ideas can rule the world

 No.50998

cvddles and hvgs and kisses and holds maya every day award

 No.55497

bumo

 No.55746


 No.55747

>>44537
>Muh dear nucaca, there is a lot you dont know yet. Lurk moar on 'ki, idk.
Not him but what am i missing? I thought the spoiler document thing was all he ever said about cocos parents

 No.55750

>>55747
Massa said in March, that he intentionally switched from plaasaanvaale to car accident, so, since the plaasaanvaale theory was canonical before the series got discontinued, we should confirm it's the only canonical version we can accept. It's also obvious that "the lighting strike" and "the car accident" were actual red-herrings unlike the farm attack. Just be insightful and everything will be clear.

 No.55803

>>55750
I see…so at one point he did actually say it was a farm attack? I suppose getting struck by lightning is such an absurd way to die, like he intentionally made up a ridiculous reason to replace the original

 No.55809

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>>55803
>so at one point he did actually say it was a farm attack
Yes, but he refused this concept because it's le heckin reysizt. So, this is the real reason of why her parents died, but, unfortunately, it has been unfairly abandoned due to "eeem but Foenkie advised me to remove it from the series!".
>I suppose getting struck by lightning is such an absurd way to die, like he intentionally made up a ridiculous reason to replace the original
RIGHT ZARYAN, I SEE YOU'RE THINKING

 No.56793

Bumo

 No.56797

MAYA IS BVILT FOR HUGS, LOVE AND CARE!

 No.56809

>>56797
trvthnvke

 No.61206

if Maya doesn't appear right in front of me and comfort and hug me and tell me she loves me right this second im going to scream at the top of my lungs until i pass out

 No.61207

>>61206
TSMT TSMT TSMT



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