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Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 22:43:56 No.36297

Is there a lore reason why Maya's parents didn't give birth to another child but were able to adopt 2 girls? Does he have erectile dysfunction?

Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 22:50:22 No.36298

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Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 22:57:23 No.36299

after giving birth to maya, soei got hit with menopause so she couldnt give birth anymore

Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 22:59:15 No.36300

Maya's dad is just a low T cuck 'oyboy

Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 23:00:12 No.36301

>first kid turns out to be insanely autistic
Pretty obvious why they stopped after one

Zaryan 08/19/24 (Mon) 23:02:27 No.36302

>>36299
>Menopause
She was about 40 years old when she fucked a dutchman (Maya's dad or whatever is he)?

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:35:38 No.36312

>>36297
His balls got crushed in a freak accident or something

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:56:15 No.36314

>>36312
The freak accident was sex with an asian sisa, don't racemix chuds…

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 02:35:09 No.36318

>>36314
Evendoe without bleaching we wouldn't have our wholesome latinx and eastern Europeans folks

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 06:31:54 No.36319

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>>36297
Look at his eyes, Maya's mother is a succubus, she sucked the soul out of him.
>>36318
Without bleaching we wouldn't have this pure aryan specimen and his ownership of the sharty.

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 06:57:33 No.36322

>>36319
I will kill, rape and die for Yuri Kuznetsov

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 07:15:53 No.36323

>>36319
>Look at his eyes, Maya's mother is a succubus, she sucked the soul out of him.
Nah this is what 20 years of working in the mongolian mines does to a mf

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 07:38:44 No.36325

>>36323
Where are the fucking mines then, Mineralfag?

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:22:19 No.36329

>>36325
>where are the fucking mines then
RetardGOD… Blindgroid…

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:24:38 No.36330

>>36325
He's working in the brimstone mines, poor man is forced to spent whole days on the froot's sharty.

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:28:48 No.36331

>>36329
Thanks For the Name, You son of a bitch.

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 17:51:26 No.36388

>>36314
erm bleaching is based

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 18:00:46 No.36392

Zaryan 08/20/24 (Tue) 20:08:55 No.36411

>>36329
RetardGODS win

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