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 No.133454

i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you

 No.133458

Really?

 No.133460

>>133458
yeah im not joking
im currently at a public library on this site
i tested positive for weed and my nigger mom is kicking me out until i test negative
which is like 2 weeks

 No.133461

>>133460
this isnt a joke post btw. i genuinely need somewhere to live. im a woman and i can cook and clean and i also have 100 dollars

 No.133465

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bro got caught with reefer

 No.133466

>>133465
i dont know what that means

 No.133467

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Saghed haaa I awyour ftead jilewss2l

 No.133468

what should i do

 No.133469

>>133468
Do you have any family that isn't your mother

 No.133470

Basically ask anyone you ACTUALLY know, be it your grandpa or aunt or whatever the fuck, even a friend would understand

 No.133471

>>133469
dad said hes happy and i deserve it
grandma says no
mom says no
brother says no
i have no friends because everyone hates me
so im just homeless

 No.133472

>>133470
i asked my one friend but he hasnt replied i think hes busy

 No.133473

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nasty ass homeless hoe

 No.133474

>>133471
your parents are right btw, you smoke niggerweed, you should taste nigger life
find a shelter for the homeless nearby, spend some time with those people and you will never want to look at drugs again

 No.133475

>>133471
How long can you stay at the public library? Might be worth a shot to ask every contact and in the meantime ask help at the reception and see if anyone has some good in their hearts to help you. I am also not sure how legal this thing is, in Europe you can't be kicked out into the streets without a place to actually live in

 No.133476

>>133475
i can stay for 7 more hours
i dont have a phone or computer my mom took all of them, im using the library computer

 No.133477

>>133474
Oh yeah definitely drugs are prime goyslop, nothing good ever comes out of them, still I don't like you being on the streets

 No.133478

>>133474
i dont have a phone or anything just the library computer

 No.133479


>>133473
been homless for one hour btw

 No.133480

>>133476
Do you know any phone numbers from the few friends you probably have, even if you just met them once. Otherwise ask a kind soul and see if they help you

 No.133481

And when I mean a kind soul I mean like an old lady

 No.133482

>>133480
i literally have no irl friends geg i asked one on instagram but he hasnt rplied yet, assuming hes at work

 No.133484

>>133482
Then wait for that, but do ask around, because when those 7 hours are up you'll be forced to seek shelter in the cement hell of Las Vegas downtown, or worse, be forced into the sewers

 No.133485

>>133484
im in a nice area rn

 No.133486

>>133485
Two weeks outside are two weeks, now go search for someone who is available to either point you to a place where you can sleep or to someone who can house you out of their own kindness

 No.133487

>>133486
i dont want to ask any strangers at this library. theyre using these computers too so theyre probably not in the means to house a complete stranger

 No.133488

>>133487
Try to search for someone older, female possibly, not asking is not worth the 5 seconds of shame that you experience by actually asking

 No.133490

just buy a new house

 No.133491

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>just buy a new house

 No.133492

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>just buy a new house

 No.133493

I heard the Vazquez family has an empty room, might be nearby, perhaps they could take you in.

 No.133494

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I am sure she'll make it

 No.133495

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Walk into oncoming traffic that way the hospital will be forced to take you in bitch

 No.133496

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isn't it sweet, thoughever. a zaryan foidlet is in dire straits and xer first refuge is /zellig/. ain't that a gemmyrald!

 No.133497

>>133495
Kill yourself tranny
>>133496
Live yourself

 No.133498

>>133496
>a zaryan foidlet
neuron activation, we all wonder who that might be

 No.133499

>>133495
boog please stop existing

 No.133500

>>133498
im currently asking my friend right now to get me an uber

 No.133501

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>>133496
Deep down we're wholesome chunguses too

 No.133502

>>133501
it would be more wholesome if one of you housed me

 No.133503

>>133500
Is this OP? Wouldn't it be better for your friend to house you?

 No.133504

>>133502
We're not big enough to have every poster in every city on Earth

 No.133505

>>133503
yes its op
i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
im a very cute girl doey

 No.133506

>>133505
Then force that totally not your friend that just called you a cab to please house you, it seems the easiest thing to do, otherwise find a homeless shelter

 No.133507

>>133505
>i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
>im a very cute girl
does not compute

 No.133508

>>133507
okay i have a few friends but theyre all from high school and they cant house me cause theyre all like 17/18
my mom can get me to a homeless shelter

 No.133509

>>133508
>okay i have a few friends
why do foids just lie for no reason

 No.133511


 No.133512

>>133509
im not lying im just saying that having "friends" is pretty much useless since im not close with any of them enough for them to fucking house me

 No.133514

>>133508
>They're like 18
Ask the ones who are 18, trust me you have way more opportunities to easily coast off what would be something life ruining for some

 No.133515

>>133512
Then ask them, the worst that could happen is that they tell you no

 No.133516

>>133514
havent replied yet

 No.133517

>>133515
>worst they can say is no
yes and then ill be sleeping on the streets you retarded nigger

 No.133518

>>133454
this glows. You are definitely a glowie mk ultra nigger

 No.133519

>>133517
and if you don't ask them you will sleep on what exactly?

 No.133520

>>133518
schizo ITT
no ive literally been on this site for a year now some of you have recognized my posting style

 No.133521

>>133519
worst case scenario is my mom can order me an uber to go to a shelter

 No.133522

>>133521
unless she finds out you asked your friends for help, right?

 No.133523

>>133521
>kicked out of house
>will still pay for an uber for you
is this consistent?

 No.133524

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>Cute girl from Soy Vegas here!
>Any beautiful chuddies willingly to house a foid in need?

 No.133525

>>133520
how should I believe you? Just days after the san diego shooting, a WOMAN starts posting saying they have 100 dollars and would like to stay in a fellow zaryans home. Keep in mind that the majority of posters here are male. Check and mate you moloch worshipping glownigger

 No.133526

>>133525
nulig…

 No.133527

youre probably trying to spike peoples drinks as well, fucking faggot

 No.133528

Go stay at a Shelter and STAY OFF THE WEED. Las Vegas may be the last place on earth where you want to pick up a degenerate lifestyle. See if you can pick up menial employment, but considering you pissing positive on a test resulted in your banishment, that's out of the question. Regardless, find something to keep you occupied.

 No.133529

>>133525
To be fair there's Lidly, anyways it doesn't hurt us to provide advice and suggestions over what to do, even if the timing is both comical and suspicious

 No.133530

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>>133505
The Zelty Community Center is open 7/24 op, come on in!

 No.133531

I am the smartest person in this thread

 No.133532

>>133530
stop posting this weird chud

 No.133533

>>133521
Then go there, it seems you have things figured out to an extent

 No.133534

>>133529
its vivian geg

 No.133535

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>i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you

 No.133536

>>133534
Oh it's fucking Vivian, ok then OP is legit

 No.133537

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>>133454
sisa… please live with me my queen… maybe cosplay maya too so we can cvddle tqgether…

 No.133538

>>133536
yeah
im currently getting an uber to my friends house rn

 No.133539

>>133534
finally got it award

 No.133540

>>133538
See you in two weeks then and don't smoke weed

 No.133549

>>133540
logging off now, cab will be here any minute

 No.133551

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 No.133552

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>>133549
>the cab in question:

 No.133553

>>133552
kek, 'apeson is driving the cab

 No.133556

>>133553
The library gave me a free ipad

 No.133557

>>133556
>nooooooooo I can't talk to people and literally no one likes me
>gets free ipads
you're going to be alright

 No.133558

>>133556
did you beg and cry for it or something?

 No.133561

>>133558
No they offered it to me geeeeeg

 No.133563

>woman
>Now 18
>Geeeeeeeeeeeg
Welcome back vivian

 No.133565


 No.133566

Hopefully you learn a thing or two about what is like to be a lone adult in the world without anything to do or anywhere to go and finally fix your life
Try to find some easy job like working as assistant on some market or whatever

 No.133568

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>>133566
she's a foid, she literally cannot lose. unless she gets into harder drugs, a betabuxx oofy doofy will scoop her off the street and grant her a middle class lifestyle.

 No.133569

>>133482
This is what happens to Maya after the pilot btw



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