/zellig/ - Ongezellig

18 months and 2 weeks ago Zoot said we could make NAZ threads for cartoons fellow zaryans might like on /zellig/. Three DOA ocgemerald.club launches later I don't think anychuddie did this. Here goes nothing. Weekend NAZ thread #1. For Zootie Zoot.
Zaryans I really want to be a weeb, I wanna get into anime, I wanna read manga, I wanna have a waifu. I don't want to be normal and I want to be an otaku. But there's a problem, most anime and manga sucks.
evangelion
I tried watching evangelion, the one everybody praises. Asuka and Misato are waifu material and Rei is beautiful too but the real plot's mechas and angels and apocalypse are incomprehensible. I didn't get it at all, I felt like a retard and I wait for the pretty girls to get on screen.
'toro
I started reading Nagatoro. It's okay and kind of hot but it makes me feel really lonely. People said I would like it after volume 1 cause 'toro gets nicer but I liked sadistic, teasing autism. I'm so jealous of senpai. Imagine having a gigatistic foid who obsesses over you all day, who spots you in the crowd, who loves every idiosyncratic foible, who teases you so meanly but you love it cause a woman is finally interested in… you, the real you, the weird you, the strange you, the (You) normies walk past and don't look in the eye.
Nagatoro is White btw. Her skin is brown cause she's tanned. Anyone who works in the sun and doesn't live in Scandinavia will relate, some summers you just tan like crazy. The skin she covers would be white as raw turnip flesh.
The only bad thing about nagatoro is I feel like a coomer reading it. I haven't gooned to it yet, finished volume 1 and 2. Please don't spoil it for me, Zaryans.
komi
I tried to read komi, i pirated volume 1 and got really excited, printed out the pages and everything. It was gonna be my first time reading printed manga, the real way, not on some screen. I liked the plot, komi is beautiful, agari is basically my dream gigatist girl. Komi's wish for 100 friends and her insane popularity were weird drags on the story, but they weren't that bad. What ruined it was the LITERAL CROSSDRESSER FAGGOT that shows up and says he "was a boy but is now a girl who wears skirts". And for some reason, this character isnt just a laughing stock and he matters in the story? Fuck that. I'm going to burn the pages and piss on the ashes. FUCK FAGGOTS. Damn. Wasted too much money to feel happy with that.
other shit
And do you have any anime or manga on your to-watch and to-read list? I'm thinking of reading Tamon's B-Side. And I want to watch something airing now while its fresh on /a/, maybe I Befriended the 2nd Prettiest Girl, is anything airing rn?
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TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING JANNIES, KOOS, I'VE POSTED MY NAZ THREAD ALLOWED BY ZOOT HIMSELF THE KING OF THE ZARTY FOREVER AND EVER THREE FUCKING TIMES, I PUT IN EFFORT EVERY SINGLE TIME, JUST FOR YOUR GOONS TO DELETE IT, TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING GOON JANNYTRANNIES