Ongezellig

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead... 107 replies omitted.

THIS IS REAL, WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMYwRFHCho

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yall look at my new reaction images im sooooo good lekokzzkedkokeokfrkrineiofzfzd 12 replies omitted.

Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair. 76 replies omitted.

So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.
This was on the flight home. I actually sat in the wrong seat and there was some problems but I got sat at the window seat and there was this guy next to me. he was probably middle aged (later told me he was 37).
So I was just doodling (pics will be posted) Maya, coco, and just zellig shit. after 45 minutes while we were descending (short flight) he complimented my art and we talked about zellig
I told him about the show and what it was about and he said that Maya was cute and he liked her hoodie and girls like that. I made a random dude a mayaGOD lol
anyways moral of story Maya WABAG 97 replies omitted.

Holy geg mymy wrote this 4 replies omitted.

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks 42 replies omitted.

'DWELLER I KNOW YOU LURK HERE, FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS 68 replies omitted.

Theoretically speaking Ongezellig is at least known by 1 billion people on Earth 1 replies omitted.

I've managed to finally obtain pdfs of two lost fics, the troons lose this time

What was the plot of Ongezellig, again? I memoryholed it. 12 replies omitted.

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months. 385 replies omitted.

accurate or no? 25 replies omitted.

Maya will never have a Valentine and trashed the only gift someone tried to give her, she's a truecel and in this she has to be defended 28 replies omitted.

>SEE CHUD? SHE WOULD BE A WHOLESOME REDDIT WHIMSICAL CHUNGUS AND NOT A NAZI!