Ongezellig

>WHAT?! A TUMMY FETISH? NO WAY, MAN! I'M JUST REALLY INTO… UH… APPRECIATING THE INTRICACIES OF OUR FASCINATING GUTS!
>TUMMYS ARE LIKE THESE INSANELY COMPLEX, YET TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD PARTS OF OUR BODIES! THEY'RE… THEY'RE LIKE THESE WACKY, RUMBLING UNIVERSES HIDING INSIDE US, RIGHT? ONE MOMENT, THEY'RE ALL CHILL, PROCESSING FOOD LIKE PROS, AND THE NEXT, THEY'RE THROWING A FULL-BLOWN PARTY, MAKING BIZARRE NOISES THAT COULD WAKE THE DEAD! THEY EXPAND, THEY CONTRACT, THEY'VE GOT THEIR OWN LANGUAGE OF GRUMBLES AND GURGLES—IT'S LIKE A FREAKY CARNIVAL RIDE IN THERE! BUT, HEY, SOMETIMES I FORGET OR DON'T FEEL LIKE TAKING THOSE MEDS. IT'S A ROUTINE THING, SLIPS MY MIND. AND THEN THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I THINK, "EH, I'M FEELING FINE, I DON'T REALLY NEED 'EM TODAY." BUT THEN, THINGS START TO GET A BIT WONKY. THERE'S THIS FOG SETTLING IN, THOUGHTS JUMPING AROUND LIKE OVER-CAFFEINATED KANGAROOS, AND EVERYTHING JUST FEELS OFF. I KNOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP, AND USUALLY, I'M ON IT, STICKING TO THE PLAN. BUT SOME DAYS, IT'S LIKE, "EH, DO I REALLY NEED THESE LITTLE PILLS?" AND THEN REALITY'S LIKE, "YEAH, BUDDY, YOU KINDA DO." IT'S THIS BALANCING ACT, TRYING TO REMEMBER TO TAKE 'EM, CONVINCING YOURSELF THEY'RE NECESSARY, EVEN WHEN EVERYTHING SEEMS ALRIGHT. BUT GOTTA STAY ON TOP OF IT, RIGHT? IT'S THIS CONSTANT TUG-OF-WAR BETWEEN FEELING OKAY AND NEEDING THAT LITTLE EXTRA HELP. AND TUMMYS, OH, THESE CRAZY, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSES HIDING WITHIN US — THEY'RE THE BEATING HEARTS OF THIS JOURNEY! SOMETIMES THEY WHISPER SECRETS, SOMETIMES THEY ROAR LIKE A STORM, AND SOMETIMES, THEY JUST QUIETLY TURN THE WHEELS OF LIFE.
>BUT WHAT IF… WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT JUST HELPING? WHAT IF THEY'RE CONTROLLING? CAN'T YOU SEE? THESE PILL… THEY'RE NOT HELPING! THEY'RE TAKING OVER! MAKING ME BELIEVE I'M FINE, BUT I'M NOT! MY GUTS, THEY WHISPER, THEY SCREAM, THEY TELL ME SECRETS NO ONE ELSE HEARS! AND THESE MEDS, THEY MUFFLE THEM! THEY MUZZLE THE UNIVERSE INSIDE ME! I CAN'T TRUST THEM. I CAN'T TRUST MYSELF. IT'S A TUMULTUOUS PARADE OF MADNESS, AND I'M DANCING ON THE EDGE, TRYING TO HOLD ONTO SANITY WHILE THE TUMMYS AND THE PILLS AND THE VOICES ALL COLLIDE! CAN'T STOP… MUST STOP… THE PILLS… THE TUMMYS… INSIDE OUT… INSIDE OUT… SCREAMING… SCREAMING… WHO AM I? WHAT AM I? HELP… HELP…
>TTTUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYSSSS

>>90494
>>90499
i say this and look like this

I had a dream once where coco beat the shit out of me and my arms and legs hurt for like a week after it

>>90494
reading this made me very uncomfortable.

>>90465
lots of wordswordswords to say that you want to rub your face up against someone's tummy just like how don turtelli does the same exact thing but with feet
that thing about lifestyle is a trvke doe...

>>90581
feet is more of a degrading kink while tummy is more-so just appreciating a objectively attractive part of the body. everyone at least subconsciously judges other peoples tummys and whether you know it or not it plays a massive role in who you find attractive or not. eg would you find a obese foid attract if she had a 10/10 face etc? unless youre actually weird you would say no. and again, its extremely hard to be sexually attractive solely to tummy unlike feet whenever theres a dozen different ways niggers can cum from feet. if you actually dont care about tummy youre probably just a weird nigga that likes obese foids or something
>>90580
its just from a totally different person from me at >>4847
cool info. take a break.

>>90589
i don't care for abs and tight tummies, but i strongly dislike obesity.
i think it's okay and even attractive sometimes to be slightly over your bmi, but it's a very fine line.
it shouldn't cause any problems, and it probably won't unless you're actually obese.
i don't understand the fetish for feet, it's funny to me though.

>>90592
>i think it's okay and even attractive sometimes to be slightly over your bmi
trvthnvke
>i don't understand the fetish for feet, it's funny to me though.
its also funny to me. tummygods won btw

>>90594
i'm glad that someone agrees with anything i say for once.
these drawings are nice btw, did you make them?

>>90597
>i'm glad that someone agrees with anything i say for once.
youre wrong
>these drawings are nice btw, did you make them?
i dont have enough free time to learn to draw and i found these on random altchans. i didnt expect anyone to reply to me more than 3 times so ive ran out of pepes now

>(cool info. take a break.)

>>90606
they be banning for anything now. we dont do that

Shilled it again award

>>90608
Good website.

OP here.

I had another dream, not Ongezellig related. I dreamt about being in a patch of land far from my home, an empty still wherein there's neither grass nor tree. I looked around to try to find any other landmark, then I saw a man as tall as four talk people walk towards me. Whether it was [an] [Sl]Enderman is up for debate.

He handed me a glowing object that was bright green, and my first reaction was, "Is this gemmy?" to which the tall figure simply nodded to and disappeared. I was then transported to a different setting where there are more trees, but my entrails were trailing out of my anus. I screamed, then I couldn't remember. I felt dry lips, so I thought I was waking up, but then the dark red surroundings which I thought were my eyelids were transformed into a seemingly endless wall of razors. I then forgot the rest of the dream and woke up to my dog barking me up at ten in the morning.

Pic unrelated.

>>90631
>my entrails were trailing out of my anus
do you remember encountering buff black men in your dream prior to this part?

>>90633
Hallucinated tbps out of nowhere for no reason award, is it that hard NOT to make a raisist remark like that, chud?

>>90634
it is only logical to assume, a twp could never cause that much anal damage but even an average bbc easily could

>>90633
The tall figure itself was maroonish, but dark maroon. Also why are you mindbroken by black cock?

I have to add that we had no sexual congress either. He just gave me the gemmy thing.

>>90636
there is nothing wrong with appreciating beasts of nature o algo

Why do yall talk abt black dicks so much

>>90640
Projection from the Mossad

>>90640
It's all obsessed mayafags that are obsessed about colored cocks because they think about racebait constantly to be ready for CocoGODS to arrive
>>90641
Also true

>>90640
because Coco is built for BBC, we wouldn't need to argue about it so much if yall just agreed to this fact
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>90642
it's not Mayafags, Cocofags, or Mymyfags. it's baiters trying to get under your skin by defiling something you like by sexualizing it.

made it into a discussion about colored cocks again award

>>90643
This should have been you, brabanter

OP here, again. Yeah, I had another Zellig dream.

I was scrolling down on /zellig/. The theme was Yotsuba B. I then saw a drawing of Coco lying down on her back, looking at the viewer as she rests her right fist on her chin. I look intently at the Zaryan who posted the photo without comment. The Coco's drawn style doesn't look like mine because the lines don't have weight, and there's no shading. Coco is wearing her green pyjamas, but her oversized shirt covers her white shorts.

Should I draw the Coco in question?! Also, since I've dreamt about Mymy and Coco in recent days, Maya must be next. I'm quite excited for that to happen, Zaryans, for my Mayacel niggerhell life may be vindicated if I finally dream about her...

>>90852
She was reading MineKamph 2 chapter before going to sleep

>>90853
gemmy reference Ye won kikes lost

>>90852
oh come on. WHAT THE FUCK. i want 'zellig dreams too NIGGA. this is unfair!!! soot root doot zoot froot boob FIX THIS NOOOOOOOAWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>90855
<Ew! I'm not getting inside your mined you manlet incel

>>90858
>mined
YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER YOU GOOK WHORE.

>>90855
try having ‘zellig daydreams, they’re way more vivid and personal

>>90855
I'm sorry, but I think I do know what prompted me to dream about Coco this time around. My tip is you have to think about Zellig during your waking hours at any given time, so long as the memory you're making with Zellig has to be notable. In my case, I was stoked to finally trade art with someone, and xe wanted me to draw Coco for xim.

>>90861

>>90862
well i can't draw shit, i think of her ALL The time WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ZELLIG DREAM NIGGA

>>90871
I'm afraid your brain wiring is deficient for Ongedreams... you can still hallucinate the girls thoughie

>>90852
I miss the days I could dream this kind of stuff, nowadays I don't know what am I even dreaming
At least I can hallucinate things to a degree

Mental asylum in one thread

Where's my government mandated aspie girlfriend to be dysfunctional with?

>>90875
yeah i tried to get that and i didn't get that EITHER. WHAT THE FUCK. i want my 'zellig dreams or hallucinations i don't really give a shit as long as i can actually like feel like it's real that's all i care about i want to meet them and talk to them and shit, especially to xer ZOOOOOOT fix this already

>>90884
OP again. Newsflash nigga: I dreamt about Maya this time around. She was smiling at me, but that's all I could really remember since it was brief. She was making that smiley face she was making at Mymy when she said virgin islands while also heiling Hitler. Or maybe perhaps I just dreamt about her Neutral Milk Hotel paypiggy version.
<leddit space: dream edition
But yeah, it happened. Maya won, thefefore I won.

>>90940
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGEERNIGGER it was already terrible i was being left out, now this nigga also gets WHAT I WANT. I WANT TO DREAM AND BE WITH MAYA AND CUDDLE AND CARE FOR HERRRRRR nigga why can't i just get what i want? why must the chud suffer? NOT FAIR

World strongest mayagooner breaks down trying to achieve what an unbothered ZARYAN does on his daily basis without any effort
Love to see them showing their trve cQlQrs

>>90953
Geg this is the average mayafail

instead of having dreams about maya i have nightmares about maya
in every single one she's a mass murderer and everytime i'm about to be killed i wake up

>>91095
You WILL provide more details

>>91101
i don't know if i want to, someone might develop a fetish for mass murderer maya.