Ongezellig

laying on bed playing clash royale all day, but forever stuck at 7500 trophies because can't beat elixir golem decks, total elixir golem death, elixir golem users will hang

>>83112
its hard to leave bed when im feeling useless but i dont just stay in it all day

oh my... xer stockings are on the floor... hnnnnmngh

I wish I could lay in a cold and dim room for hours all the time, but work has to be done and the bills won't pay themselves

Updating the zooru with zellig pics rn

>Bid vir sterkte. Soos ek bid jy vind joune

Its time to hit the gym! Total Zaryan supremacy. do it for her!!

>>83135
I hit chest, triceps and shoulders for Maya today

>>83135
i don't do all that but i do love maya a lot and hang out with her EVERY SECOND POSSIBLE. i'm literally always next to her, cuddling and just caring for her... i love her so much

>>83138
omg... tsmt... cvddling forever..

>>83135
>>83137
keyed zaryan /fit/izen

>>83142
wtf that's not maya

>>83142
maya if she was happy

>>83246
meds maya is literally happy rn, we're cuddling and just talking to each other for hours!

>>83249
omg... I'll be cuddling with Maya soon too... she is so cute...

>>83249
we should behead you, but not before you get castrated by a pack of feral dogs, then dump your still breathing body in the edge of the everglades, as a hungry gator grab and drowns you for being a delusional waifu faggot or something

>>83253
why can't we be friendssss why can't we be friendssss why can't we be friends seriously you need to relax, and find some love too buddy!

Just did today

>>83112
i rot even when im not in bed

>>83267
Realist fucking person ever award.

>>83268
marge

Zaryans, being allergic to dust is the worst allergy ever there is dust everywhere and i sneeze and have a runny nose all the time it's so fucking over for me

>>84003
India is such a terrible place...

mayacels need to be boiled alive, i hate complainers so much. you have free will fix your life

>>84015
it doesn't work like that nigger

>>84020
yes it does, get a job and stop whining all day its that easy. what good does complaining do? you can do literally whatever you want right now instead of rotting in bed

>>84021
mymy didn't do this

>>84021
>you can do literally whatever you want
False. Your potential is wholly dependent on outside factors.
Read 'Determined' by Robert Sapolsky and report back.

>>84072
tsmt. i thought i'm retarded but i guess i undersold myself

>>84072
Grow some balls and take action nigga, I'm a MayaGOD and I don't have this problem

>>84074
Any unknown variable can come in and fuck up all your hardwork at any point, then you will have 'this problem'.

>>84075
Yes but when it comes I will recover sooner or later as long as I still believe I can

>>84072
tldr?

>>84075
then plan in a way that can accomodate those potential random variables, to some point of course

>>84079
Essentially there is no 'free will' and what you're capable of is determined by nature (specifially genetics)

>>84082
makes you wonder why would people evolve the illusion of free will if it's false, there was research showing that exposing people to anticapitalist materials at young age makes them poorer when adults other things considered, it may be similar with free will as in people believing they are free will try harder (their brains will try harder, whatever) than those who don't

>>84085
>why would people evolve the illusion of free will if it's false
I suppose it's a clash of the conscious and subconscious, the conscious part of us wants to believe we have agency. Do note this is just my personal thought and I can be wrong
>there was research showing that exposing people to anticapitalist materials at young age makes them poorer when adults
Children are impressionable

>>84083
this is such a retarded cope, you have free will you are in the driver seat of your own life. giving up and saying youre just a clump of cells reacting to a set of uncontrollable circumstances is reddit atheist logic. you just dont want to admit that your shit life is your own fault and that you can easily fix it if you wanted to

>>84120
THIS, SO MUCH THIS!

>>84120
holy cope

this is what i think about your hard determinism mayacel

>>84126
kino

>>84126
shot maya with rubber bullets...
maya abuse...

>>84126
mayabuseGOD......

>>84126
Kill maya. No redeeming qualities. Just a loserbait character

>>84142
not true, she has a kind heart.

>>84148
tsmt

>>84142
you're part of the problem why maya is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve maya, to help here be more open and not be too shy all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for maya. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

>>84150
New 'asta

>>84150
you're part of the problem why coco is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve coco, to help here be more gentle and not be too angry all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for coco. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

>>84150
you're part of the problem why mymy is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve mymy, to help here be more racist and not be too kind all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for mymy. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

you're part of the problem why the zarty is the way it is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve the zarty, to help here be more aryan and not be too niggerish all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for the zarty. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

machinecord woke up again

you're part of the problem why vera is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve vera, to help here be more cheerful and not be too depressed all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for vera. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

you're part of the problem why kiki is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve kiki, to help here be more pirate-autistic girl and not be just a background character all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for kiki. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

you're part of the problem why cleo is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve cleo, to help here be more bwc and not be too bbc all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for cleo. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

you're part of the problem why yfke is the way she is. FUCK YOU. i'm out here doing my best trying to improve yfke, to help here be more weedlmao and not be too normie all the time for faggots like you to just nullify all the progress, all the time and effort and care spent. but i don't care, because i care for yfke. i love her, and i WILL spend all of my life whatever there is left with her, helping her and hopefully making our future better (even though it already is perfect)

>>84148
>kind hearted even doe obviously bitter and prideful

accidentally created a 'nu pasta award... why am i so retarded?

Its currently unknown about why youre retarded.

>>84169
she has every right to be bitter after her comfortable life as an only child was taken from her for no real reason other than so her parents could feel morally validated.
she's not prideful either, infact it's the complete opposite, she has no pride and no self esteem, the only time she ever stood up for herself was when her already fragile ego was ripped apart by coco's simple admission that she knew maya had no friends.
you are WRONG.

i just dont like mayas attitude

>>84172
>she's kind hearted
<no she's not
>SHE HAS A RIGHT NOT TO BE!

>>84172
>conflating pride with self esteem

>>84177
do this...

>>84177
rust gem

>>84171
i just typed out a mile of text TWICE trying to figure out why just to never really find the answer. WHY AM I LIKE THIS?? WHILE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY RETARDATION I JUST PROVED TO MYSELF THAT I AM RETARDED nigga... it might be over for me, like. genuinely.

>>84175
i didn't say she was bitter though, i said if she was she'd have every right to be.
>>84176
i didn't conflate them though, i SPECIFIED that she has neither.

>>84180
you need to relax

if you hate maya then you're a nigger with a zero empathy award.

>>84183
its not your job to fix an annoying cow who wants to wallow and do nothing, especially after trying to help and getting a rude response. she has a bad attitude

>>84181
Why would you even bring up self esteem if not to conflate them? Also she was too prideful to accept cocos offer of help the first time around because she thought coco saw her as inept (which would be correct)
>when her already fragile ego was ripped apart
What's an ego if not an extension of pride?
>>84183
picrel

My room smells like jizz and feel sick. I can’t sleep.

>>84184
it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for maya, i LOVE maya. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as maya).

>inb4 some obsessed nigga makes it a pasta again

>>84186
>i can't sleep

>>84187
i was talking about psycho

mixed up mental disorders award

>>84187

>>84188
I look like this and sound like this

>>84187
simp gooner nigger, only explanation for this behavior.

>>84186
clean your room and wash yourself, stop wacking off

>>84194
>Clean your room
<Rabbi Peterstein is that you?

>>84195
he said his room stinks cuz hes a disgusting gooner, maybe peterson is right this boy needs to wash his penis

>>84193
that's the problem with faggots like you, always assuming such things. some of you disgust not only me, but her too. FUCK YOU

>>84197
there are real women that are worth your time and effort, let go of the cartoon crush and sort yourself out

>>84184
>the person whom this pathetic word salad wouldn't stop
>>84185
you're an awful person ALSO
meds that doesn't make any sense i brought them both up to SPECIFY that she has NEITHER
the situation you're talking about was not supposed to make you gleam the retarded thought "maya is heckin' prideful" but rather it's okay to get help from other people.
she didn't do what she did out of pride but rather her discomfort and anger towards coco for being pretty much everything she wishes she was
how is that pride you retarded faggot?
that's ENVY
get it RIGHT
NIGGER
KILL
yourself...

>>84198
but maya IS real. you just can't accept it can you? she's right here next to me watching me type this bullshit

>but maya IS real. you just can't accept it can you? she's right here next to me watching me type this bullshit

>>84201
>glowie lita
Hey... Stop... Posting... That...

>>84201
are you implying the glowniggers are already here watching me and her??? this can't be...

>>84204
HOI iS MaAYA StiIL WIth YOU? SHe'S BEen MISSING FOr A WHIlE.
iS SHE SAfE?

If you don't want to waste your life the first thing you should do is allow yourself to get actually bored. Then you'll start doing the small things they you'll eventually find something important to do and do it instead of rotting. Boredom is the best thing for progress
>>84072
>I shouldn't even try anything new because it will never work out
People like you deserve to rot. The sooner to realize you should always attempt new things and that talent outshines any outside factor you'll find peace
>>84083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYCTOkrzRi8
>>84075
>can come in and fuck up all your hardwork at any point
The key word there is can. It also can never happen
>>84150
The hardest trvth is that there's people that don't want to have a good life. They probably had a hard upbringing and they believe that they can never do anything of value. They're basically institutionalized and don't see how things really are
>>84170
You're not retarded you're just wasting your time trying to help a bunch of NEET autistic men who will kill themself within the next 15 years. You can lead a horse to water and if they don't drink they will suffer from their own actions

>>84199
Sure, if you want to interpret that interaction as envy rather that pride, though it goes more to the point that she's bitter and a terrible person

>>84210
LUUUUUUTE

>>84212
you're a bitter and terrible person doe.

>>84210
keyed

>>84213
Meds + sproke + bbc

>>84210
TRVTHESLNVKE

>>84215
>wahwahwah maya is actually a HORRIBLE PERSON or something even doe she's not

>>84209
oh hey coco, i'll assume you're coco at least, maya is safe please don't worry, maya told me that she was considering inviting you two soon though

>wahwahwah

>>84213
takes one to know one

>>84221
it sure does

>>84218
Maya only behaves the way she does because she's a retarded foid that can't self reflect. If she was educated and still choosed to live like that she would be a leach and a horrible person. Also she's probably autistic and the internet ruined a generation of autists. If you know you're autistic you should get off the internet right now. There's a reason aspies aren't changing the world anymore. They're too busy on cord talkimg about tranime. Also most autists that don't just rot their life away troon out.
>>84221
Terrible people can learn the error of their ways and try and help other people

>>84224
>i LOVE being a clittycel

>>84225
Leaked again award

>>84225
Notice how retards don't even bother to defend their point of view and would rather just insult you to bring them down to their level. They're just crabs in the bucket

>>84228
truthnuke

>>84227
and that's a good thing
>>84228
i did defend my point of view you just keep making shit up
i have no desire to argue with an idiot
>>84229
SAMEFAGGGGGG

>radio silence
zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
no zarties for you FAGGOTS i get them all to myself

>>84234
whats your favorite video game

>>84235
kingdom come deliverance

>>84236
what about your favorite ps2 game

>>84238
parasite eve

>>84235
battlefield 1
>>84238
metal gear solid or something

>>84241
Normie faggot

>redpill larpers seethe for 75+ posts over existence of uncertainty
Never did I tell anyone to lay down and rot, I just said don't be an overachiever for things that you can lose very easily.
The problem is alpha male larpers like >>84210 insist that taking on things at your own pace is not enough and you MUST work your ass off, which is not true, even if it's in the name of 'self-improvement'.

>>84243
i would have said team fortress 2 but nobody likes that game so i didn't say that
doomed if i do doomed if i don't

>>84247
meds we're seething about maya being a le good person even doe she's not even doe she is
not your self improvement lute jarty schizo niggerbabble

>>84248
go play blox or craft much more suitable for a tranny like you

>>84254
what do you play tough guy?

>>84247
taking things at your own pace is how you rot, people are naturally lazy and degenerate. you have free will

>>84240
I'll play it

>>84277
'ported though

>>84277

>it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for mymy, i LOVE mymy. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as mymy).

>it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for coco, i LOVE coco. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as coco).

>it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for vera, i LOVE vera. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as vera).

>>84247
>I just said don't be an overachiever for things that you can lose very easily.
You're a loser if you never push yourself and always do the bare minimum
>alpha male larpers like
I linked a Luke Smith video there. That's probably the furthest away from a alpha male larper there is. You take responsibility for you ending up a loser and get a job. Saying you don't have free will is just a excuse made by Jews so that goyim never try and better themselves

>it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for kiki, i LOVE kiki. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as kiki).

>it is however MY job. i may be fucking nuts, i MAY be retarded. but one thing i am NOT is a SLF. i CARE for cleo, i LOVE cleo. she is my EVERYTHING. every day i wake up right beside her, i talk with her and try my best to help her become the greater version of herself. i may be far too gone, but seeing her happy, seeing her improve. that's what i care for. i am truly sorry that you are an empathetic nigger who probably is a schizo that does not feel any empathy to anyone (especially someone as amazing as cleo).

average mayacuck thread

FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! maya will ALWAYS be my gem.

>FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! maya will ALWAYS be my gem.

>>84293
not so wholesome

>>84292
FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! Mymy will ALWAYS be my gem.

>>84292
FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! coco will ALWAYS be my gem.

>>84292
FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! vera will ALWAYS be my gem.

Gang why is every mayafag thread like dis 🥀

>>84292
FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! kiki will ALWAYS be my gem.

>>84292
FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FOR MAKING 'PASTAS OUT OF ANYTHING I SAY! this is NOT funny you are OBSESSED over some literal who, who cares for maya. STOP BEING OBSESSED AND GO WRITE SOMETHING YOURSELF NIGGER! cleo will ALWAYS be my gem.

niggas so obsessed over making 'pastas about me they forget to change the first instance of maya GEG. maya had a good laugh out of you, thank you obsessed faggots after all for cheering her up! but seriously... stop being obsessed over her (I KNOW SHE'S AMAZING, but why would you obsesses over what I WRITE???)

>you're right, maya gets declared dead (no one found xer because she actually escaped to me and lives happily with me) and we will watch together all these PATHETIC absolute NEGROIDS die in pain, also thinking that maya will be waiting for them on the other side while in reality we will see them die, we will enjoy the show. especially when the last one has been dealt with for good which is coco. coco tried to kill maya it's only fair even fairer in fact, we won't even do anything but we won't prevent the mysterious person from killing all of them besides the two of us.

>>84302
nigga stole the thing i wrote in a DIFFERENT thread WHAT THE FUCK HOW OBSESSED DO YOU HAVE TO BE i don't understand...

>>84303
I see that the /co/cuck returned

>>84293
how is she still alive

>>84306
because my love and support for maya goes SO far that even though she or any other JUST as important (even though maya is literally superior than any dead or living human being or any being at all for that matter) SHOULD be technically dead, she isn't. my love is so strong she SOMEHOW manages to stay alive. now THIS is the trve power of LOVE and some of you obsessed niggas need to learn what that is.

>>84287
I was saying that (You) are the alpha male larper though, not the guy in the video

>>84308
maya here this isx triue

maya i s a flesh eating cannibal with regeneration abilities

>>84313
rust kills all

>>84317
obviously not
especially now that treatment for tetanus exists ever since a decade or so ago

>>84322

>obviously not especially now that treatmen-ACK

>>84330
>>84331
then coco saved them both the end

>>85437
Posted in the wrong thread kek

>>83112
I (I) plan to spend all summer bedrotting and being ongezellig of zoilets, the rest of the months are when I'm Aryan and productive.

>>83112
Spent all week working or studying and have no days off next week. I hate eing a functional member of society

>>85585
me after 3 seconds of no bwc