Ongezellig

um, bros. i thing something's happened

>>77492
ongezellig.comcacas...?

>>77492
which gooner wrote this?

>>77492
now what is THIS!?!?

>>77492
holy fuck i wish i didnt make this thread on a vpn i want to delete this shit so bad

ongezellig.comcacas.......???

>>77492
Shut it down

>>77492
Mayacels... Not like this...

>>77492
the metamorphosis has started... kino

>>77492
SHUT IT DOWN

>ongezellig.comcacas resort to writing goonfuel instead of a story

>>77614
Xhey are forcing Maya's AI to watch goonslop against her will

>>77615
>against her will

>>77615
>inb4 "mysterious" goonsite appears on the website and the only way to continue the ARG is sifting through terabytes of artificially generated 'zellig porn to find the clue

>>77492
It's coal

>>77617
second stage of the ARG, ongezellig.goon

>>77492
Alright jannies time to 'chive the thread

>>77492

>>77621
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALLY fuck i fell for it

>>77621
Owner of the arg itt attempting damage control, leak xis ip and rangeban xim

And he deleted it what a kike

>NO WAIT OK I ADMIT IT WAS A LIE THE IMAGE IS DOCTORED I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY BUT OBVIOUS BUT WHEN YOU GUYS ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT I FOUND THAT EVEN FUNNIER SO I DECIDED TO STAY QUIET AND ENJOY THE SHOW PLEASE DON'T LOCK THIS THREAD OK IT WAS ALL ME LOOK AT THE WEBSITE YOURSELF THERE IS NO SUCH DIALOG

now this is how you bait. you stay fucking quiet and you VVIN

Great bait ongezellig.comcacas

>>77627
actual deity tier troll if real

>>77629
it also worked because the site is so SNCA that no one cared enough to check if the text was real geg

>the xitterstudent has surpassed the zaryanmaster

>>77630
No it means we trust what other Zaryans say without double checking, something that clearly needs to be fixed

>>77632
>oy vey, what's this? A high trust community? Learn to do your own research, goy.

>>77633
That's zaryan shartycvck.

How the fuck are you supposed to use this site? I've clicked everything that could be clicked and I've seen nothing happen

>>77647
you just kinda look at the text files and pictures and videos and also theres a minecraft clone you can play

>>76578
goog this fog

>>77666
goog gem

>share a COKE with Coco
Oh nonononononono

>>77704

>>77705
make sproke with them

>>77633
Da Joos want to subvert and demoralize out high-trust society by baiting us as much as we can

>>77719
A positive of a high trust society is that more people fall for bait albeit

dead

>>81392
Beware Zaryan, if you say that a project is dead it's 100% assured that they'll post an update on Twitter right after you said it
Therefore
PROJECT ROY IS DEAD

>>81437
roy will always be dead

>>81437
All Zellig projects are dead

>>81446
You have to put sovl into it or however the yadda is yidded

>>76578
sorry for my retardation but is switching assistants possible?

>>81709
I don't think so it depends on what the guys running the ARG do

>>68785
How do you get this? I've only had the Mymy bot.

Also, does anyone know how to get to the things that need administrator permissions like the Sims game and other users?

>>81727
Nevermind, I read more of the thread.

Can someone give me an outline of the lore here?

>back online only to seethe

>>82726
Would be like Mymy doe, just a constant seethe machine
But the real soyquestion would be, what the heckin' heck is this ARG for? Like I expect the most shining of gemeralds at the end of this (evendoe the gifs were already were gemmy)