/zellig/ - Choose your own ongezellig adventure

Choose your own ongezellig adventure Zaryan 2024-09-30 00:36:42 No.40832

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The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 00:41:21 No.40833

maya makes coco marry me

Zaryan 2024-09-30 00:41:32 No.40834

do a magic trick bro, show us what you got bro

Zaryan 2024-09-30 00:53:33 No.40835

Us my psychic powers to install 500 terrabytes worth of DNB into Mymy's mind.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 01:35:40 No.40836

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maya tells coco to marry >>40833

Zaryan 2024-09-30 01:37:15 No.40837

>>40836
keyed

Zaryan 2024-09-30 01:39:06 No.40838

>>40836
ok but when do we marry

Zaryan 2024-09-30 01:40:18 No.40839

>>40838
maya can try, but coco simply isn't a necrophiliac

Zaryan 2024-09-30 02:02:00 No.40841

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>>40837
Maya is keyed

Zaryan 2024-09-30 02:11:18 No.40842

>>40841
This is body-horror

Zaryan 2024-09-30 02:27:10 No.40843

>>40832
Nice thread yos-ACK

Zaryan 2024-09-30 03:09:23 No.40844

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>>40842
horror

Zaryan 2024-09-30 03:40:12 No.40845

>>40843
trvke

Zaryan 2024-09-30 04:02:46 No.40847

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>>40845

Zaryan 2024-09-30 05:04:08 No.40852

OP is a retarded monkey and he hanged himself

Zaryan 2024-09-30 05:34:00 No.40853

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>>40852
ack ack ack

Zaryan 2024-09-30 05:36:00 No.40854

>>40853
No arrow

Zaryan 2024-09-30 05:49:15 No.40855

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>>40852
bro where is this story going

Zaryan 2024-09-30 05:55:46 No.40856

>>40855
xhe finds mymy fishe

Zaryan 2024-09-30 06:17:02 No.40857

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>>40856
maya finds mymy fish

Zaryan 2024-09-30 07:01:59 No.40859

>>40857
coco marries me

Zaryan 2024-09-30 07:39:47 No.40860

>>40857
mymy fish says "You have 24 hours to storm Massa HQ to obtain the unreleased Deel thrembo, or you will explode" to keyed maya

Zaryan 2024-09-30 09:50:29 No.40864

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coco marries >>40859
>>40860
meanwhile mymy fish says "You have 24 hours to storm Massa HQ to obtain the unreleased Deel thrembo, or you will explode" to keyed maya

Zaryan 2024-09-30 09:52:06 No.40865

>>40864
keyed maya is confused and margegugu explains her what that means

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:10:45 No.40866

>>40864
coco marries me (white tall strong)

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:11:51 No.40867

>>40866
just use stable diffusion if you're gonna be like that

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:15:32 No.40868

>>40867
stable diffusion would arguably be better at understanding propts

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:17:27 No.40869

>>40864
i gegged

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:23:55 No.40916

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>>40865
keyed maya is very confused
>marge

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:33:44 No.40917

>>40916
coco marrying brown haired white tall male

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:36:23 No.40918

>>40917
you need to add negative prompt too

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:40:55 No.40921

coco marrying vantablack haired brown deformed zartycuck male with orange shirt, big red lips and rope around neck

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:41:01 No.40922

>>40918
coco marrying brown haired blacked white tall male

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:46:31 No.40923

coco DEAD. there. no one gets to have fun.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:47:55 No.40924

>>40832
this. maya fails to obtain the deel thrembo and bomb explodes, hurting her and killing coco in consequence

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:50:17 No.40925

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>>40917
IDK how this fits with the adventure but okay
as Coco marries a brown haired white tall male, Maya heads to massa HQ to obtain the unreleased Deel thrembo

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:55:19 No.40927

>>40923
>coco DEAD. there. no one gets to have fun.

funniest shit I've ever read in this site after the pet nigger guy
>>40925
he's Italian no glasses high arched/s-shaped eyebrows heart shaped lips upturned eyes posi-neutral cantal tilt straight longer nose no baldness pattern at all angled jaws

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:55:46 No.40928

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>>40923
<I hate 'liggers for gooning to my Aryan sister
<t. Mymy

Zaryan 2024-09-30 15:04:27 No.40931

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>>40927
coco dies. there. no more fun

Zaryan 2024-09-30 15:06:19 No.40932

>>40928
so Aryans are built for BIC? GEG, what a cope! How does that work?

Zaryan 2024-09-30 15:09:31 No.40933

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>>40932
>

Zaryan 2024-09-30 15:25:10 No.40942

>>40932
The fuck are you yapping about

Zaryan 2024-09-30 19:08:59 No.40973

>>40942
Coco = BIC

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:29:33 No.41005

>>40973
the i stands for indian btw

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:31:27 No.41007

>>40973
>so Aryans are built for BIC? GEG, what a cope!
>Coco = BIC
Maybe I get you wrong and you mean that futanari Coco is shitalian but whatever I don't understand the humor of the macaroni people.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:32:14 No.41008

Niggerbabble above

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:33:23 No.41009

>>41005
The Fourth Horsemen of the Racebait
>Brazilian larper
>Italian ashkenazi
>Indian enthusiast
>Zoot

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:35:34 No.41013

>>41007
vantablackest niggerbabble

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:49:30 No.41015

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>>41007
It's a sign...

Zaryan 2024-09-30 22:12:33 No.41023

>>41015
Typical italixn humor where the whole point of the meme is that it sounds funny or is similar to another foreign word, coal

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