Ongezellig

What a gemmy day

HOLY SHIT 16 PAGES OF LORE

>>39581
Looks like a bait o algo. Anyway, someone translate this ESL babble

>>39584
I am on it, you can't even copypaste it, I am going off on my own dutch knowledge

this is going to give so many people a panic attack

>>39585
Great, but remember that OCR exists if you wanted to automate this

>>39585
Inspect Element
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>39586
OH MY GOD.

Ok there's seriously a lot of stuff, and it'll take a while to compile it in a neat format (and mostly in English). Some of this stuff is pretty hard to comprehend

>Mymy isn't racist
>Mymy is heavily suggested to be a furry
>Mymy wants to marry princess Amalia to become Queen of the Netherlands.
Mymybros...
did we lose?

>>39594
I knew it, i fucking knew it...
Mymyniggers lost GEEEEEEEEEG

Its over for kike1488

Ok so this is just the final part, but I think the most important too. It says

>Would you ever sell the rights to Ongezellig?
<Do not worry, I'll give it to you for free 70 years from my death.
>Could someone else continue Ongezellig?
<[Dutch joke which I didn't understand]. Resurrecting the deads only makes zombies. Some fan art from time to time is fine, but taking inspiration from Ongezellig to make your own creation is far more interesting.
>What's the future for Studio Massa?
<Hobby projects about dutch history without any ambitions for a full time Youtube career, and in the end, death.

It's time to move on, Zaryans.

>>39598
Is it over now? What will happen to the zarty?

>>39598
Zoot, close the zarty as jarty did

soyzellig mass group suicide 2 sVVn

>>39602
Yeah

>>39602
Mass group suicide outside studio fagsa's house

>>39605
LETS DO THIS

>>39598
God forbid, something bad happens to that poor bastard 'assa, so our 'teens would be able to see deel 7 in their lifetime

>>39613
On Oktober 4th 2094 we’ll have deel 7

>>39595
WE ALL LOST YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>39594
>heavily suggested
Foenkie's goypium. Take something like that with a known level of scepticism. Not a MymyGOD btw.

>>39616
I HATE FOENKIEEEEEEEEE

>>Coco was adopted after her father and pregnant mother were killed in a lightning strike.
>Evendoe he has been stating that they died in a car catastrophe
Massa just frankly doesn't know how to distance from plaasaanvaale theory and starts make evasions up as he goes along

>>39581
the doc that killed the zarty

>>39618
I think the lightning strike is just a fancy way of saying "speeding car"

Do not be such naive idiots, could we even be wrong all that time before? It can not be. Do not let them deceive you.

>>39620
No, it is a literal lightning strike not an idiom

>>39620
Do you even believe it yourself?

Massa has been killed and replaced by a mossad agent after his “burnout” and this is psyop by (((them))) to demoralize Zaryans and eventually genocide the Zaryan race.

>Maya is based on Tomoko from the manga/anime Watamote
Uhmmm...gulp were the dutch tranime allegations true?

Everyone needs a reminder that Mymy was never racistisch. Maya was the only one to not even flinch when faced with Belgian Congo atrocities.

All in all coal, I will chose to believe this is a psyop and not written by massa because I see no immediate proof it's him posting it

>>39625
he Included that in the “misconceptions” part, so he’s saying she’s not

>>39626
Maya wasn't even paying attention.

>>39628

>>39633
I've seen enough

>>39633
we lost

>>39620
MAN WHO DRIVE FAST LIKE LIGHTNING CRASH LIKE THUNDER

So, I translated the entirety of the document as best as I could, using my own knowledge and google translating the harder sections (my vocabulary is still a bit lacking), while also trying to stick to the original message that Massa was trying to get across.
No, we're not mentioned or at least, not directly.
<Zaryan space
Here's the translation
https://files.catbox.moe/iab0j2.txt

>>39639
Funny I was just about to upload a Google Translated doc here https://files.catbox.moe/m0ok2z.zip

massacord won lol

>Mymy's relationship is part of 55%
DYKES WHAT IS THIS??????

>>39646
oh im an inspectelementfail

>>39647
even though https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kx90XJHsZi19Nm51nSHDSK6K15LpwZzdsnJwd-1yDiA/edit

>>39648
fail but its in the misconceptions list so

>>39649
didn't see that part woops. Glad she isn't a dyke, but makes my post less funny.

Is this a nothingburger? I feel like everything explained there has already been known, except for the SNCA parts of lore about classmates and potential episodes, which are not important at all, because as Coco's parents death in car accident/lighting strike shows, if lore isn't a part of an actual deel, it's subject to change.