Ongezellig

>>26746
She is only 16 you freak

Yosack what are you doing?

Take your medications

Yosack has not been the same since he drew k-on p'. Only a matter of time before he snaps with zellig.

>>26752
marge

if Mymy was real i would take an oath to dedicate all my life's effort into ruining her life. the second my eyes laid upon her i would just know that i was sent to this world for the sole purpose of mutilating her body and dragging her down to hell with me. the way i would do this would be as sinister and calculated as possible. I would obsessively stalk her for extended periods of time and observe her schedule and behavior. I would always be following her. i would know everything about her. i would leave some clues around her just so I could tease her with them when the time comes. I would create fake accounts on every social media app she has, first i would add people from her school, people she's familiar with, and she'd just think i was someone from her school. i would gather as much information as i can. i would periodically sneak into her room at nights, and i would deliberately make some noise to make her paranoid. i would record her sleeping. i would observe her flesh for months before deciding what to do with it. when the time comes, she will not expect it. she will be alone, she would feel my hot breath down her neck for two seconds before blacking out. by the time she opens her eyes she would be tied up to a chair in a cold, dark basement. i would show her all the photos and videos i took of her. i would show how i was right next to her face while she was sleeping. i would show her all the clues i left that she never noticed. i would listen to her cries. i would relish in her agony and the desperation in her eyes. i would rub my hands on her neck and run my fingers through her hair. i would hold her by the chin and cut her tongue off. i would hammer nails into her knees. i would try to bite off her fingers, if not, i would saw them off. i would pluck her hair. i would pull her hair off with my hands, then insert handfuls of her hair into her mouth. i would cut slice little bits of skin and meat off her thighs, then pour salt and lemon juice on her wounds. i would connect copper wire to the nails on her knees, and shock her if she loses consciousness. i would gouge her eyes out. i would pull her teeth off. i would stick syringes on her throat. i would cut her stomach open and play with her organs. i would touch her intestines and pinch them and pull them out. then i would take out the syringes off her throat and cut it. slice her throat and watch as the blood gushes out of it. i would smear the blood on myself as the final act of sacrifice

>>26758
this nigga is a supervillain

>>26748
>>26750
Shut up niggers. This is cool and gemmy.
I wish she was real too

>>26748
>>26750
That's legal in at least 98% percent of the world throughout 99.98% of human history

>>26748
He's probably also 16 or maybe even younger

Gem

>>26781
Most aren't over 20, I am not for example, and are also Europeans so it kinda creates this discordance between the 'mericans and the 'peans

Fuck this shit website

Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.

Mymy is now my wife we just got married!!!

>>26843
Fact
The reason people married very young back in the day was because of the low life expectancy.
Fact
Because nowadays humans live much longer this means that the age of marriage/consent should be much higher
Fact
This means that if you want to marry a sixteen year old you are borderline if not straight up a pedo

>>26847
marrying a 16 year old isn’t pedophilia. you can argue that it might be a little fucked up, but its not pedophilia.

>>26847
>The reason people married very young back in the day
They weren't. It's a meme. Average marriage age was always near or above 20.

>>26849
I am talking about ancient times in which people married at like 12
>>26848
It is though for the reason I have written above

>>26849
>Most young Greek women would be married at about the age of fourteen to a man roughly twice their age
>The age of lawful consent to a marriage was 12 for girls and 14 for boys. Most Roman women married in their early teens to young men in their twenties.

https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,20276,-17541,24

>>26855
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>26856
fail sage
>>26855
gem

>>26855
Of course it's in Russia

>>26859
GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG like clockwork

>>26855
ZWSBAG (zellig will sometimes be a gem)

>>26860
Trying to cover as much as possible, care to help?

>>26863
have you tried letting people enjoy things

>>26864
Pedonigger above

fixed her

>>26863
>>26866
gonna help

>>26850
They still didn't however, when you look up shit and see the "average" life expectancy of Humans being 30 or whatever, that's taking into account mass deaths of infants or outbreaks or whatever that would skew the dataset and overall mess with the "average means" to make it younger than it seemed, people still lived into their 50s and 60s even back when.
>>26854
That's fuckin' ROME doe, the time of degeneracy and "pederasts" and even then the average Roman from that time also thought it was fuckin weird to date that young and wasn't the norm.

>I wish Mymy were real
>were
yosack jaki is an ESL croat confirmed? or does xe respect Mymy's they/them pronouns?

>>26870
Snopes fact checked that jaki is actually Italian

Rape.

>>26872
tsmt sister hop on vc

>Rape.

>>26872
Help in the pixel art please

>>26875
i can help with raping mymy if you want

>>26876
ill rape YOU chud

>>26877
you can just ask me out i am a valid trans girl after all

>>26876
Later we need hands here.

Also found a Maya to the left (picrel)

Is this Mymy our?

>>26880
There's also one near Japan to the left but I don't think so, it's VERY old

Well done patriotz, the Mymy is fixed

>>26855
>>26858
>>26861
>>26864
Niggers.

>>26883
>>26880
>>26879
>>26866
>>26855
>mymy in the netherlands
>coco in south africa
we need a maya in indonesia for a total zaryan victory

>>26897
there is no coco anywhere, medication administered