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happy gugus no crying
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gugu vwictory
>chinnypedo starts leaking SO HARD at agugugems that he starts spamming gore
>gets BTFO'D in spam war
>thread literally reaches 250 replies in just 50 minutes after being bumped again becuase of aguguchads
yep its a win
no its more like a succesful early jarty with kuzlarp (not the pedoshitter full of gooners jarty)
i tried to post googs but they wont approve it so im not using your website shill
sorry that was rude i am a changed man now i may or may not use your website now
zaryan this is so gemmy. tiny agugu in the cupboard. you try to get a mug from the cupboard to drink coffee and you get a little gugu surprise: "goooog" in very high pitched voice, gugu with the binky sitting in the corner
correct version
mayagugu is sad because she wants to be hugged but scared and doesn't make noise and gets called worst gugu, while agugu gets all the hugs because she cries and screams, mayagugu cry silently
cocogugu is the dumbest gugu, she is oblivious to everything, no head for sad thoughts
B-NK variant:agugu, outbreak
May 9, 2025
Zossad
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Commissioner: One year ago on May 15 2024, a research team at the Ohio Institute of Virology under leadership of ██. █████, synthesized a new variant of the B-NK virus, namely variant:agugu. This was an astonishing feat of soyence but after the initial celebration, things took a dark turn. The warning signs were clear from the start, one day after conception on May 16 2024, B-NK agugu, breached containment of the facility and infected patient-0 from which it spread further. ██. █████ took good precautions to contain the virus and prevent it from spreading even more. However, those eventually failed and ██. █████ died from the virus. The virus spread rapidly infecting many Zaryans and the consequences of this virus are concerning. This is why we have brought you in here today, dr. Soystein. We need you to find a vaccine for this virus before it reaches critical mass.
dr. Soystein: I understand the assignment, tell me more about B-NK and this variant.
Commissioner: Of course. B-NK is a highly lethal virus that can spread to almost any host and mutates quickly to form new variants. A common symptom after long term infection is black lung which eventually leads to death. B-NK is transmitted through respiration and the virus forms growths around the mouth. Variant:agugu is the most contagious and lethal variant of B-NK we've seen so far. It's gotten out of control very fast.
dr. Soystein: Okay, but what do you mean by critical mass?
Commissioner: Well, we have calculated that by May 16 of this year, the virus will have infected enough people to completely wipe out humanity with no chance of being stopped. This is an urgent situation and we need you to act fast.
dr. Soystein: And you only reach out to me now! One week to find a solution is an insane demand!
Commissioner: Yes we understand that this situation is desperate, but you are the only mind who could solve this. Before we contacted you, we tasked another agent to combat the virus. His name was █████, alias Agulee. He was unsuccessful in his mission and recently passed away due to complications from the virus, poor soul. You're our last chance at saving the Zaryan race from extinction.
dr. Soystein: It sounds like it is already fucked beyond saving.
Commissioner: We'll pay you 10 times the janny payroll for life to take on this task.
dr. Soystein: Deal.
Commissioner: We'll give you the research findings of Agulee for you to look through, study them and from there on out you will have to continue the research and develop the vaccine. Best of luck dr. Soystein.
Dr. Soystein
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May 10, 2025
Mr. ███ █████
Zossad
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Dear ███ █████,
I report an urgent development with regards to B-NK agugu. The virus is spreading exponentially to many different hosts far across the world, it will be difficult to stop it at this rate.
Recently B-NK spread to the 'Zellig Sovls region and is wreaking havoc upon the 'blox population. Having studied the previous reports of the spread, I am concerned. Almost every corner of the zelligsphere has been infected. The earliest reports of the spread outside of Zarty were to the greater soysphere, where B-NK agugu caused several cases of insanity in the local population, particularly in the Sharty. The soysphere isn't unfamiliar with the virus B-NK, as it has seen other variants in the past, most notable being B-NK caca. This variant, as opposed to agugu, is contained in a quarantine zone and is not as dangerous, having minimal casualties.
You already know about the aguguland, obby and ALVA cases, but there are some cases that you might not know about. On November 19 2024, a colony of B-NK agugu appeared in the foreign continent of preddit, but would stay contained and not spread much at first. In the past month however, the virus is actively spreading having completely taken over one of their nations already, they are a lost cause.
In the beginning of 2025 the virus spread to 'gram and xitter on January 6 and January 25 respectively. In xitter the virus hasn't spread much and is under control. 'gram however, over 10 thousand people have been infected. This data is daunting, I've seen reports that even our own government is completely infected by B-NK. This virus has spread everywhere, which means your warning about this situation is correct. We were lucky that you were able invade and exterminate aguguland where the virus had the greatest hold, but all the other locations are still under effect and will continue to spread and cause mass death.
I'm continuing my research on B-NK. My findings so far suggest that this is no ordinary virus, but could be caused by some demonic influence, so I'll look into that further. Regardless, the latest spread to 'Zellig Sovls means that there isn't anywhere which is safe from B-NK agugu now. My recommendation is to issue a public warning about this virus and to warn our citizens of its dangers.
Sincerely,
Dr Soystein
rumors say some shitalian called Leonardo Dabinky has found the cure to guguvirus
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