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Zaryan No.84376
File: 1784503718232-1.png (210.0 KB, 576x817, soystein crazy.png)
File: 1784503718232-2.png (200.0 KB, 600x818, 'azuzu.png)

B-NK Agugu, Research Journal
volume ██, page █
May 14, 2025

I have been researching B-NK Agugu for 3 days without rest now, I might be going schizo. I need some meds. Regardless I believe I have found the answer to the underlying danger of B-NK Agugu. The lead that B-NK Agugu was caused by demonic influences was indeed true, this is no ordinary virus. I got access to old classified archives of Leonardo Dabinky's secret work. In those manuscripts I found the answer I have been looking for. B-NK Agugu is a manifestation of the demon 'azuzu. The virus served as a vessel for this ancient being.

The demonic nature of B-NK agugu means that there is a way of combatting 'azuzu. I can seal the demon in an isolated vessel with no way of escape. I can seal away the demon forever, yes. later in just a few hours is the perfect opportunity, it will be the "birthday" of 'azuzu, this event will surely cause a rise in activity for it. In that moment I can capture the demon and seal it away. For that I need a strong resilient vessel that can contain it.

I need to continue reading Dabinky's manuscripts and any other peer reviewed source I can get my hands on. I believe it is possible for me find a strong seal and create a vessel to trap it in in the next 20 hours. Then I perform the exorcism of and rid the virus of it's strength. 'azuzu you're done for. B-NK Agugu might still be around after this, however it will lose it's ability to spread so quickly and more importantly its lethality.

It is doable to seal 'azuzu away before the critical date of May 16, this will flatten the curve. Afterwards a proper vaccine can be developed, even if unnecessary at that point, but that does mean I can get paid more shekels do make a useless jab, hmmmmmm. Anyways I have no time to waste I need to continue the research.

Zaryan No.84424
>>84321
this was made by a troon unfotunately
Zaryan No.84425
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Zaryan No.84426
>>84425
meds, people do not spontaneously become black because of typos.
Zaryan No.84487
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Zaryan No.84488
>>84487
1 year of gems
Zaryan No.84538
>>84487
insane gem
Zaryan No.84549
>>84487
Gng ts filled me with immense joy ❤️
Zaryan No.84578
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Happy birthday
Zaryan No.84580
>>84578
GEM
Zaryan No.84581
File: 1784503718232.jpeg (400.0 KB, 1700x2040, Birthday hat.jpg)
Zaryan No.84585
>>84487
>>84578
>>84581
birthday gemmies
Zaryan No.84659
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>Found you, you are cornered now 'azuzu, no where left to crawl
<wehhhh >Begone foul beast!
<wah?
>I have taken away you're binky, the source of your power.
<WEHHHHH GIB ME MA BINKY BACK ME IS BWIMSTONE WA -ACK
Zaryan No.84661
>>84659
This happened
Zaryan No.84664
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Field Log
15 May 2025

I have just sealed away 'azuzu. Several hours ago I figured out, from my research on Leonardo Dabinky, that the binky needed to be removed to temporarily pacify the demon, meaning I could then force it into another vessel in those few seconds of opportunity. After that conclusion, I spent all the remaining time I had before the encounter crafting a wooden figure to trap 'azuzu in. The natural material of the wood and the sturdiness of it seals 'azuzu away indefinitely in this vessel with no chance for escape. Capturing the demon was simple, I just had to break the pacifier and the spirit of 'azuzu was forced out of B-NK Agugu, then it followed the path of least resistance to the closest vacant vessel, that being the wooden figure. Unlike the binky, this wooden figure cannot exercise power on others. It can be securely locked away and 'azuzu will be dealt with for good. the virus B-NK Agugu will still be around, but it is no longer an issue now that the demonic influences are vanquished. I haven't slept in almost a week, I need to rest. I'll report back to the commissioner tomorrow.

Zaryan No.84665
>>84664
Ancient cursed mayan statue carven out of wood depicting an unknown entity
Zaryan No.84703
>>84665
Ancient cursed what?
Zaryan No.85327
do this commercial with a sad and scared agugu
Zaryan No.85357
THOSE WHO KNOW 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Zaryan No.85359
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>>85357
POLISHBABIES....
Zaryan No.85810
File: 1784503790488.mp4 (3.1 MB, 576x1024, agugu milky beaver.mp4)
Zaryan No.85950
>>83608
these agugus are going to die in real life if you don't upload them to the agugu mega folder
Zaryan No.85952
>>85950
tsmt my exact thoughts
Zaryan No.88285
bump for agugu soopwafel
Zaryan No.88293
>>51878
outdated coal
Zaryan No.88692
File: 1784503927167.png (5.3 MB, 1743x1987, agugucacajak.png)
Agugu if it was a gem
Zaryan No.88695
>>88692
acaca
Zaryan No.88800
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Zaryan No.88803
File: 1784504009593.gif (12.0 MB, 1920x1080, zellig agugu ball bounce.gif)
Zaryan No.88835
>>88803
lmao
Zaryan No.89066
zaryans, little agugus love candies and chocolates
Zaryan No.89203
File: 1784504009593.png (370.0 KB, 2000x950, magugu not nice.png)
Zaryan No.89204
>>89203
sweet revenge
Zaryan No.89205
>>89066
tsmt zaryan
Zaryan No.89207
>>89203
mymygugu is not shy and passive like mayagugu doe... mymy would fight for the soopwafels and hit her, then mayagugu would cry in the corner all alone. no one hugs mayagugu because she cries so silently. when mymy cries she's so loud, mom comes and gives her soopwafel just to make her shut up. but mayagugu just watches from a distance and doesn't say anything, she never says what she wants and then cries alone in the corner because she never gets what she wants.
Zaryan No.89209
>>89207
mymygugu also cries and screams very loudly so she would hit mayagugu soon after this picture was taken
Zaryan No.89284
>>89203
fuck you mymy
Zaryan No.89363
agugu cries so hard when watching this because she doesn't want to say bye-bye to binky she wants to suck bingy forever
Zaryan No.89367
>>89363
tsmt tsmt
>waaaaaa me no want bye bye bingy weeehhhh
Zaryan No.90866
super happy, super calm gugus
fresh air breezing through the window while the gugus are napping nicely. it's a sunny day outside, the gugus are as happy and calm as the skies are blue.
Zaryan No.90876
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>>90866
gemmiest post ever
Zaryan No.91389
Zaryan No.91390
Zaryan No.91391
>>91390
i also giffed it
Zaryan No.91393
Archive your 'gus NOW
Zaryan No.91407
File: 1784504125393.mp4 (2.6 MB, 800x382, mayagugu mymygugu.mp4)
i made this video for agugu land video archive please put it on the channel
Zaryan No.91409
>>91407
gem
Zaryan No.91411
>>91407
the good ending
Zaryan No.91412
>>91407
Autism
Zaryan No.91574
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Zaryan No.91705
>>91574
gem on the right, coal on the left
Zaryan No.93283
zaryans, one gugu binkies
Zaryan No.93293
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Zaryan No.93295
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Zaryan No.93297
Zaryan No.93298
>>93293
>>93295
gug gem gem gug
Zaryan No.93633
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Zaryan No.93634
>>93633
'corder hands posted this btw
Zaryan No.94172
agugu magugu cogugu hagugu
Zaryan No.94452
I can't fucking take it anymore
Zaryan No.94453
>>94452
so trve zista
Zaryan No.94721
O O
Zaryan No.94722
◕ ◕
Zaryan No.98669
zaryans i scrolled through this entire thread and its gemerald overload
◕ ତ◕
Zaryan No.98671
guug
Zaryan No.98672
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>O O
> ତ
>◕ ◕
> ତ
>◕ ତ◕
Zaryan No.98673
>>98672
gem
Zaryan No.99608
100k WILL be in this thread
Zaryan No.101412
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Zaryan No.101413
>>101412
i cant stop laughing at this
Zaryan No.101414
>>101412
crazy bump with a crazy goog
Zaryan No.101419
>>99608
200k will be in this thread
Zaryan No.101953
Agugugugagwa. Hagggahgaggag. Gugyiig. .
Gugugaga ggauahah. Hahahagaga. Gagagaga! Pfffbrrrrt . Gagahahahageeeeeh. Eeeeheehehehehehe . Hagagaga.
Gugugaggu. Gigugu bibi. Amam. Amamamama! Aaapfffrrrtt . Geeee hehahaha! Eeeh . Baaaaa! Amam. Prrrrrrr. Baba. .
Aaaaahehehehehehahhaaaaaa .
Buaaaa. Aaaaaah! Waaaaaaah... mamamaama. Aaam mama na. Mama na! Geeee .
Apapa. Apapapapa. Aaaah. Prrrrrrrtt .
Zaryan No.102794
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Zaryan No.102815
>>102794
super gemmy
chiki chiki
g
Zaryan No.102847
>>102794
g is for gem
Zaryan No.105041
Zaryan No.105044
>>105041
colorgem
Zaryan No.105046
>>105041
color the chiki chiki image
Zaryan No.105231
Basically this thread
Zaryan No.105612

one day mayagugu was watching her favorite cocomelon episode and she was captivated by the gemmy colors, and was glued to the screen while sucking on her binky. suddenly cocogugu burst into the room and said "guhhh yayya". this startled mayagugu so much that her eyes immediately teared up and she was about to cry, because cocogugu always did dumb things that ruined her peaceful fun times. then cocogugu crawled next to mayagugu and started bashing the tablet with her hands, not knowing how to use it. she accidentally turned off the video and caused the tablet to show a scary dark screen with green text on it, mayagugu was scared because it was scary. then she crawled away from cocogugu while silently crying. mayagugu forgot that she had built a tower of legos by the door, hoping to prevent cocogugu from entering the room. but instead she tripped on it herself and the lego tower collapsed on her, and she couldnt move. she let out a silent "wehhhh" and her binky fell out of her mouth. mayagugu was very sad. mymygugu heard the commotion and came to laugh at mayagugu. mayagugu was scared of mymygugu because mymygugu was always so rude and selfish and mymygugu always mocked her and stole her snacks without asking. mymygugu saw that mayagugu was stuck in lego bricks and started giggling. then she started bonking mayagugu's head with her toy rifle. mayagugu was sad but deep inside she still loved her sisters, she just wished that mymygugu would stop being so rude and cocogugu would stop being so dumb. the end

Should I voice this Y/N

Zaryan No.105613
>>105041
agugu COAL
Zaryan No.105952
Agugu children's book for ages 0-4
Zaryan No.105954
Pedophilia: the thread
Zaryan No.107070
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Zaryan No.107364
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Zaryan No.107486
>>107364
GEM
Zaryan No.107676
File: 1784505105496.png (240.0 KB, 2500x950, nogugus.png)
Zaryan No.107677
>>107676
holy gem its so shiny and gemmy
Zaryan No.107687
>>107676
Who's watching them?
Zaryan No.107688
>>107687
unsupervised edgy babies
Zaryan No.107691
>>107688
Babies aren't meant to be unsupervised though they may do something bad like drink soap, or chemicals, which is very bad for them.
Zaryan No.107692
>>107691
trvg (truth goog)
Zaryan No.108151
gemmiest gem in the entire universe
Zaryan No.108204
Zaryan No.110079
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up
Zaryan No.110080
>>110079
>>110079
gugu with the binky so nice and happy
Zaryan No.110083

I thought this thread would finally die.

Well, abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Zaryan No.110089
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